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CHRIS HEWITT (ST. PAUL)
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• Houston Chronicle
• St. Paul Pioneer Press

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"The script is a confused jumble that director Jon Avnet cannot wrestle into shape." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Apr 18, 2008
 
88 Minutes (2008)6%
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"An awkward, phony melodrama you don't need to be homophobic to hate." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Apr 4, 2008
 
Shelter (2008)50%
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"During the fallow opening minutes of The Brothers Solomon, I started keeping track of how much time would elapse before it made me laugh. Still waiting." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Sep 6, 2007
 
The Brothers Solomon (2007)16%
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"There are laughs in Balls, but not nearly enough of them." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 29, 2007
 
Balls of Fury (2007)23%
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"A choppy, cheap-looking mess with awkward dialogue and huge gaps in the plot." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jul 27, 2007
 
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)8%
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"How is it possible that none of the people who made Introducing the Dwights or put it in theaters noticed that even when the main character is being 'nice,' she is so intolerable that she makes you long for a volume knob so you can turn her down?" -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jul 12, 2007
 
Introducing The Dwights (2007)52%
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"I cannot stress enough how unfunny Let's Go to Prison is." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Nov 17, 2006
 
Let's Go to Prison (2006)8%
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"Well, I'm Chris Hewitt, and I have a confession to make: I hated this film." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Nov 2, 2006
 
Tideland (2006)28%
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"Bizarrely obsessed with bathroom humor (this would-be sparkling comedy actually begins with a poop joke) and dumb gags at a meeting of sex addicts." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 31, 2006
 
Trust the Man (2006)27%
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"Other than confusing children, it's hard to know what the inane, tedious, mean-spirited Barnyard is trying to do." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 4, 2006
 
Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (2006)23%
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"A sour comedy about an unpleasant guy that morphs into a sour drama about an even less pleasant guy." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jun 22, 2006
 
Click (2006)31%
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"Elizabethtown sticks to a pattern -- joke, pronouncement about life, meaningful song, repeat -- that becomes irritating and then pretentious and, finally, unbearable." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Oct 13, 2005
 
Elizabethtown (2005)28%
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"Etheredge-Ouzts can't scare us, because the plot is so random, with no suspects, no hint of why the killer is slicing off peoples' heads and no indication the police have noticed the mounting pile of bodies." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Sep 22, 2005
 
Hellbent (2005)45%
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"One of those movies that Tells Us What Is Wrong With America, and is it just me who doesn't think we need to be lectured by bad movies?" -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 4, 2005
 
The Chumscrubber (2005)34%
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"Whispery and low-key, it tries for the breeziness of the Cary Grant/Grace Kelly caper, To Catch a Thief, but is so smugly pleased with itself it can't be bothered to make actual jokes." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jun 9, 2005
 
Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005)58%
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"Spills blood everywhere but has no pulse." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jun 9, 2005
 
High Tension (2005)41%
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"The way these characters are written tells us nothing about them and everything about the guy who wrote and directed this movie, whose name is Q. Allen Brocka and who may be the only person who will actually find it amusing." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted May 19, 2005
 
Eating Out (2005)16%
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"It's a tossup whether the crying jags are inspired by this jumbled script or by the fact that Willis has made six dreadful movies in a row." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Mar 10, 2005
 
Hostage (2005)34%
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"Laughably bad." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jan 27, 2005
 
Alone in the Dark (2005)1%
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Click here to read article -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jan 24, 2005
 
Valentin (2004)59%
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"In the way it humiliates its actors and rips off its audience, a more accurate title would be National Lampoon's Contempt." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Sep 16, 2004
 
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004)0%
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"Contrived and stodgy, Touch of Pink starts with an expectation- loweringly awful idea and then executes it poorly." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 5, 2004
 
Touch of Pink (2004)37%
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Click here to read article -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jun 12, 2004
 
American Reunion (2004)80%
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"A fascist, sadistic piece of swill that endorses vigilantism." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Apr 1, 2004
 
Walking Tall (2004)24%
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"[A] turkey." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 25, 2003
 
Marci X (2003)10%
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"What Uptown Girls amounts to is two creeps yelling at each other for 90 minutes." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 15, 2003
 
Uptown Girls (2003)13%
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"A lame, gender-mixed, mistaken-identity, cross-dressing comedy." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Mar 21, 2003
 
Boat Trip (2003)7%
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"Virtually everything in the movie is off-pitch." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Feb 7, 2003
 
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)42%
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Click here to read article -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 19, 2004
 
reunion (2002)50%
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"Utterly lacking in charm, wit and invention, Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio is an astonishingly bad film." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Dec 27, 2002
 
Pinocchio (2002)0%
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"The good thing -- the only good thing -- about Extreme Ops is that it's so inane that it gave me plenty of time to ponder my Thanksgiving to-do list." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Nov 27, 2002
 
Extreme Ops (2002)6%
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"Schmaltzy and unfunny, Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad, Little Nicky bad, 10 Worst List bad." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Nov 27, 2002
 
Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002)13%
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"It's as if you're watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak, and it has been unearthed and released now, when it has become even weaker." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Aug 1, 2002
 
The Master of Disguise (2002)2%
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"A limply acted, inane orgy of bloodletting." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Feb 8, 2002
 
Rollerball (2002)4%
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Click here to read article -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jan 6, 2007
 
Black Christmas (2006)17%
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"The Promotion tries for the dry, low-key vibe of Election, but its humor is not so much dry as evaporated." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jun 13, 2008
 
The Promotion (2008)47%
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"Google the trailer. That should be enough." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jun 6, 2008
 
The Foot Fist Way (2008)58%
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"One of those dopey romantic epics in which many lives are ruined with gorgeous scenery in the background." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted May 16, 2008
 
Before the Rains (2008)45%
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"Classy? Yes, is classy. Boring? Yes, The Duchess of Langeais is deeply boring." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted May 9, 2008
 
The Duchess of Langeais (2008)68%
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"What happens in Vegas is nobody has much fun." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted May 9, 2008
 
What Happens in Vegas (2008)27%
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"Made of Dreck is more like it." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Made of Honor (2008)12%
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"'I need to try to understand what drives an Osama bin Laden,' filmmaker Morgan Spurlock tells us at the beginning of Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden? And then, for the film's entire 90 minutes, he fails to address that issue." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Apr 18, 2008
 
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? (2008)35%
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"What do you call a slasher movie with no slashing? Dull, for starters." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Apr 11, 2008
 
Prom Night (2008)8%
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"Clunky and smug, Meet Bill isn't convincing for one moment." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Apr 4, 2008
 
Meet Bill (2008)13%
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"It's all too aptly named." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Mar 21, 2008
 
Sleepwalking (2008)19%
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"Even if you're a Vaughn fan, you'll have more fun watching him promote Wild West on talk shows than watching the film itself." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Feb 8, 2008
 
Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - Hollywood to the Heartland (2008)57%
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"It can't have been easy for hundreds of actors, technicians and stunt people to show up for work every day to make a movie whose message is, essentially: Don't go see this movie." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Jan 25, 2008
 
Untraceable (2008)15%
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"There's awe-inspiringly beautiful footage in Steep and awe-inspiringly stupid talk." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Mar 7, 2008
 
Steep (2007)55%
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"My take is that it should be renamed the Church of Stop Yelling at Me Because You've Made Your Point." -- St. Paul Pioneer Press
Posted Nov 30, 2007
 
What Would Jesus Buy? (2007)63%

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