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"If The Sun allowed me to give a star rating of less than zero, this one would earn a minus-infinity. It is that stupid, that vile, that violent, that hateful, that disgusting, that dangerous." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jul 22, 2005
 
The Devil's Rejects (2005)54%
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"A little perversity never hurt anyone. But the French film Ma Mere has a lot of perversity and it hurts everyone -- including the people in the audience who don't get up and walk out." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jul 1, 2005
 
Ma Mere (2005)12%
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"This is one of the most insidious, most disgusting and most ridiculous movies of the 2000s." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Apr 18, 2003
 
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)16%
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"The roman numeral in the title is the most sophisticated thing about the sequel. Otherwise, this radioactive spawn of Wes Craven is abysmal, stupid and -- horror of all horrors! -- incredibly boring." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Apr 1, 2007
 
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)12%
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"It is awful, unfunny and moronic. And that applies to the best bits. Most of the movie is even worse." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Nov 20, 2006
 
Let's Go to Prison (2006)8%
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"Like the dead kitty left to rot under grandma's couch, this movie stinks!" -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 14, 2006
 
Grandma's Boy (2006)16%
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"If you find yourself alone in Alone In The Dark, run away as fast as you can. Not because this sci-fi horror movie is scary, but because it is so stupid." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 30, 2005
 
Alone in the Dark (2005)1%
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"An inept movie that makes even Catwoman seem sane." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Aug 20, 2004
 
Without A Paddle (2004)14%
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"The real trouble with Dumb And Dumberer is that there is virtually NOTHING funny in it. Nothing to inspire a big guffaw. Or a stifled laugh or one sly chuckle. Not even a smile." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jun 13, 2003
 
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)10%
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"Writer-director Ritchie reduces Wertmuller's social mores and politics to tiresome jargon." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Oct 11, 2002
 
Swept Away (2002)5%
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"Turns into an unintentional creepshow because it sets up a 'love' affair between the 37-year-old Kidman and a 10-year-old boy." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Oct 29, 2004
 
Birth (2004)40%
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"An unwanted, unnecessary and nearly unwatchable sequel to a movie that didn't deliver the goods in the first place." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Sep 10, 2004
 
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)21%
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Catwoman is stillborn in this resurrection, no matter how sweet the Berry. -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jul 22, 2004
 
Catwoman (2004)10%
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"Instead of insight or character or milieu or anything else remotely worth exploring, we get bad attitude, lousy storytelling and abysmal performances." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Mar 26, 2004
 
Never Die Alone (2004)26%
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"As Forrest Gump once intoned, stupid is as stupid does. Stupid does it up big in The Real Cancun." -- Jam! Movies
Posted May 9, 2003
 
The Real Cancun (2003)34%
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"It is easy to argue that Irreversible is homophobic, and mysogynistic, and more, making it as dangerous as the people it depicts. In the final analysis, that is how I personally feel about it." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Mar 14, 2003
 
Irreversible (2003)56%
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"Seagal is bloated and puffy and still the worst actor among all the big action stars." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Nov 15, 2002
 
Half Past Dead (2002)2%
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"Unwatchable because of a stupid story, its painfully obvious plot twists, bad acting and terrible special effects." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Apr 26, 2002
 
Jason X (2002)21%
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"Personally, I'd like to time travel back myself and get those 95 minutes returned. I wouldn't waste them on this movie." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Mar 8, 2002
 
The Time Machine (2002)28%
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"The new Rollerball is not so much a remake of Norman Jewison's 1975 socio-political sports thriller but a complete massacre of the idea, which wasn't that good to begin with." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Feb 10, 2002
 
Rollerball (2002)4%
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"In the end, In Too Deep becomes just another bad movie about bad people doing bad things. With none of the glorious fun we used to have watching Pam Grier strut her stuff." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
In Too Deep (1999)36%
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"Private Parts is nothing but an interminable infomercial about Stern's empty life." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Private Parts (1997)79%
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"Sink it! Blub, blub, blub!" -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
McHale's Navy (1997)4%
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"Packs the entertainment oomph of a free throw." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Steel (1997)13%
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"Get rid of Arquette and this might have been a real movie." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Beyond Rangoon (1995)40%
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"A 90-minute wet T-shirt contest with interludes of extreme violence and soft-core porn." -- Jam! Movies
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Fair Game (1995)9%

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