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ERIC D. SNIDER
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I was born and raised in Lake Elsinore, Calif. (it's boring; don't go there!). I graduated from Brigham Young University with a B.A. in journalism, and once killed a guy with my bare hands in a bar fight in Tijuana.
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Total Reviews: 2384
Total QuickRatings: 15

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"I hated every minute of this train wreck." -- Film.com
Posted Mar 6, 2008
 
College Road Trip (2008)14%
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"I began hating it not just for its utter lack of quality as art or entertainment, but for the blackness of its very soul." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Feb 23, 2008
 
Witless Protection (2008)0%
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"In his arduous, sweaty attempt to be 'provocative,' what Renck does instead is make something transparent and fake." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jan 31, 2008
 
Downloading Nancy (2008)17%
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"When the comedy revolution comes, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will be the first ones shot." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jan 30, 2008
 
Meet the Spartans (2008)2%
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"The screenplay is attributed to three writers. That means if the film's funny parts were divided evenly among them, they each wrote zero." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Aug 7, 2007
 
Daddy Day Camp (2007)1%
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"Bad not for its message or values, but for simply being a flat-out awful abortive trainwreck of a disastrous pile of worthless stupid garbage of an utter mess of a movie, even by the low, low standards of Movies Based on Toys." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Aug 2, 2007
 
Bratz: The Movie (2007)7%
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"One of the year's worst comedies, and in a year that has already contained 'Norbit' and 'Wild Hogs,' that's saying something." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jul 2, 2007
 
License To Wed (2007)8%
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"An almost inconceivably bad movie, i.e., it is so bad that it is hard to conceive how someone could have conceived it." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted May 14, 2007
 
Delta Farce (2007)3%
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"I've never even seen the old Cary Grant version, and yet I know that even if it was the worst film of 1948, it's still 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than Are We Done Yet?" -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Apr 5, 2007
 
Are We Done Yet? (2007)8%
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"Why watch this film when you could stay home and put your head in the oven instead?" -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Mar 2, 2007
 
Wild Hogs (2007)15%
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"So bad it almost makes me renounce Christianity altogether." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Nov 22, 2006
 
Deck the Halls (2006)6%
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"I barely buy them as sisters, let alone as whoever these characters are supposed to be." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Aug 24, 2006
 
Material Girls (2006)4%
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"Seeing the once-great Chevy Chase reduced to this bug-eyed buffoonery is sad, like watching an old man crap his pants at the grocery store." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Aug 14, 2006
 
Zoom (2006)2%
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"The Wayans family's latest dim-witted fart comedy is even worse than its last one" -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jul 13, 2006
 
Little Man (2006)13%
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"Every single scene is an abominable assemblage of mind-boggling stupidity, completely unmotivated behavior, and unfunny slapstick." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted May 11, 2006
 
Just My Luck (2006)13%
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"The protagonist's stupidity is a powerful, brutish force, a fog that hangs over the entire film like a stench." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Mar 16, 2006
 
She's The Man (2006)44%
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"If you thought Big Momma's House was funny, then two things are probably true: 1) You are stupid. 2) You will also think Big Momma's House 2 is funny." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jan 27, 2006
 
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)5%
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"It never occurs to you to think of the film as anything other than a silly swords-and-castles tale, and a particularly ineffective one at that." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jan 8, 2006
 
BloodRayne (2006)4%
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"A lifeless, uninspired horror flick that ought to have been left in whatever hole they found it in." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Sep 18, 2005
 
Venom (2005)8%
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"There's nothing worthwhile about a single moment of it, not even in a prurient, I-love-to-wallow-in-debauchery sort of way. It is simply rancid, unbathed, country-fried filth." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jul 22, 2005
 
The Devil's Rejects (2005)54%
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"I would say the filmmakers must be retarded, but even the mentally challenged know not to center a movie around the idea that Heather Locklear is having trouble finding a man." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jun 22, 2005
 
The Perfect Man (2005)5%
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"Mean-spirited, unpleasant comedy about characters who are both nasty and stupid and who deserve every bad thing that happens to them. In fact, they deserve more." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Apr 30, 2005
 
King's Ransom (2005)0%
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"Imbecilic, unreasonable and wretchedly unfunny.... The film is 5,580 seconds long, and not one of those seconds is believable." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Apr 18, 2005
 
Down and Derby (2005)24%
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"Displays a blind ineptitude on the level of some of the worst films I've ever seen.... This movie is an absolute train wreck." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Feb 24, 2005
 
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)16%
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"For as busy as this movie is, you'd think it would have more going on. Instead, it's just a big, chewy wad of badness." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Feb 7, 2005
 
Alone in the Dark (2005)1%
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"I hate this movie, but only because it hated me first." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jan 16, 2005
 
Anatomy of Hell (2004)26%
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"Fails in every possible way -- fails to be funny, fails to be interesting, fails to speak to its potential audience. It is, as Mushmouth would say, a pebeece of crabap." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Dec 27, 2004
 
Fat Albert (2004)21%
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"Movies like this make me want to skip everything, including the remainder of my natural life." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Nov 27, 2004
 
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)5%
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"If this is a 'feature film,' then so are your old home movies, or videotapes from a convenience store's security camera. ... It's not just one scene; the whole movie blows." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Oct 31, 2004
 
The Brown Bunny (2004)45%
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" By the 30-minute mark, I was praying for the sweet release of death." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Sep 20, 2004
 
National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004)0%
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"This is a film so thunderingly unfunny that it makes 'White Chicks' look like 'Blazing Saddles.'" -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Aug 30, 2004
 
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)0%
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"This is the kind of movie where the centerpiece scene involves dropping poop on people's heads. If that doesn't discourage you from seeing it, I can't imagine anything will." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Aug 19, 2004
 
Without A Paddle (2004)14%
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"It takes a premise that is unworkable to begin with, stretches it so far that no one will buy it, and then utilizes only the stalest and most obvious jokes anyway." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jun 22, 2004
 
White Chicks (2004)15%
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"There is not a minute of it that makes sense. Cause and effect are meaningless. There is no real humor. It is a dour trainwreck of a faux-screwball movie." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted May 6, 2004
 
New York Minute (2004)12%
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"A paralyzingly unfunny and desperate comedy. It dulls the senses and aggravates the mind. There hasn't been a movie this painful to watch since "The Passion of the Christ."" -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Apr 7, 2004
 
Johnson Family Vacation (2004)6%
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"Should be considered an embarrassment not just to Mormons, but to film-goers in general." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jun 5, 2004
 
Day of Defense (2003)n/a
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"It seems to have been written on a ... dare, to see if a coherent, entertaining screenplay could be written using only the words 'dude,' 'man' and 'bro.'" -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Aug 17, 2003
 
Grind (2003)9%
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"The notion behind it is as contrived, forced, manipulated and fake as any film ever made." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jun 28, 2003
 
From Justin to Kelly (2003)9%
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Click here to read article -- EricDSnider.com
Posted May 3, 2003
 
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)16%
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"Stinks like it was made by rank amateurs, and particularly incompetent ones, at that." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Mar 22, 2003
 
View from the Top (2003)14%
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"Gone are Ritchie's style and wit. Gone is the mischievous sense of fun that pervaded his other films. Here instead are drudgery and inanity." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Oct 19, 2002
 
Swept Away (2002)5%
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"Lame, limp, unappealing, incompetent, clueless -- these are the kindest words I can come up with to describe this film." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Sep 18, 2002
 
Serving Sara (2002)5%
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"Rarely has such a talented comedian been so wildly out of touch with what's funny." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Sep 18, 2002
 
The Master of Disguise (2002)2%
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"It cannot be enjoyed, even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick, primarily because it is dull. Yes, dull." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Sep 18, 2002
 
Fear Dot Com (2002)4%
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"What a stiflingly unfunny and unoriginal mess this is!" -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Sep 18, 2002
 
Juwanna Mann (2002)9%
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"Occasionally loud and offensive, but more often, it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted May 10, 2002
 
The New Guy (2002)7%
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"It is that rare combination of bad writing, bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Feb 8, 2002
 
Rollerball (2002)4%
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"Oedekerk wrote Patch Adams, for which he should not be forgiven. Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote, directed, starred and produced -- is beyond me." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Jan 30, 2002
 
Kung Pow! (2002)12%
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"It's spectacularly unfunny, badly acted, and filled with so many contrivances and plot holes, you'd think the three screenwriters each wrote their chunk of the movie without looking at what the others had written." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Nov 21, 2001
 
Black Knight (2001)13%
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"It is faux-wacky, thoroughly bland and predictable, and possessed of no emotion whatsoever." -- EricDSnider.com
Posted Oct 29, 2001
 
On the Line (2001)18%

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