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MICHAEL ESPOSITO
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• Chicago Tribune
• Metromix.com

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Chicago Tribune film critic.
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Total Reviews: 22


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"The horses' quest for the Kentucky Derby is supposed to be the big-picture idea, but there isn't a whole lot of horse footage--too much standing around in stalls waiting." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Apr 18, 2008
 
The First Saturday in May (2008)72%
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"Sharkwater probably ranks as one of the most frightening shark movies ever -- but sharks are the victims." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Nov 1, 2007
 
Sharkwater (2007)81%
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"Very cool." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Oct 5, 2007
 
Sea Monsters: A Prehistoric Adventure (2007)100%
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"The ending offers a bit of a surprise, but overall events are pretty much telegraphed, but not as fast in transmission. The running time is not much more than an hour, but it seems much, much longer." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Sep 27, 2007
 
If I Didn't Care (2007)37%
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"The documentary effectively blends contemporary and recent interviews with film and tape recordings made by Crowhurst aboard the Electron." -- Metromix.com
Posted Sep 6, 2007
 
Deep Water (2007)96%
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"If you enjoy such Bollywood-style numbers, try to tune out the movie when the music drops off and you'll enjoy it more." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Aug 16, 2007
 
Marigold (2007)35%
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"The film reminds us that in birds, dinosaurs 'have left us only their grace and beauty,' for which, as a small mammal (at least in comparison to a 45-foot-long carnivore), I'm grateful." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Jun 14, 2007
 
Dinosaurs 3D: Giants of Patagonia (2007)100%
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"The lessons offered are pretty good -- misuse of power, ego and friendship among them. But the stories are very predictable, and a bit too bloody, and the acting is uneven." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted May 3, 2007
 
Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror (2007)11%
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"There are lessons to be learned here, not the least of which is that you should never trust elf mercenaries, no matter how much you pay them." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Feb 22, 2007
 
Darkon (2007)89%
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"Comedy Central's Reno 911! -- a spoof of the police ride-along show Cops -- takes a shot at stretching the concept into a feature-length film. Unusual for this misfit crew, the shot pretty much hits its intended target." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Feb 22, 2007
 
Reno 911!: Miami (2007)34%
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"The stultifying lesson of the picture for you young guys: If you want a woman to remember you, treat her horribly and never apologize. And young ladies: You know you love the bad boys, so shut up and stand by your man." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Feb 8, 2007
 
Before We Were Turtles (2007)n/a
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"Despite some nice performances ... it never gets out of the predictable low gear." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Oct 12, 2006
 
Rolling Family (2004)59%
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"It's better than some James Bond movies -- no matter what your age." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Oct 12, 2006
 
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)33%
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"It gives screenwriter-director Gregory Hatanaka an excuse for a lot of scene jumping -- and a chance to make the case for adopting a vegan diet." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Oct 5, 2006
 
Mad Cowgirl (2006)33%
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"It ... may be the longest 75-minute film in the history of cinema -- there was a clock check 25 minutes in, after thinking 'this has got to be almost over.'" -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Sep 28, 2006
 
Room (2005)69%
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"When monsters attack, the camera gets all jerky, creating the horror effect known as motion sickness." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Sep 23, 2006
 
Feast (2006)55%
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"Director Stassen opts to avoid leaping cats out for blood, instead presenting an interesting depth of field in faraway places, populated by the animals we learned to love as children and living in their natural habitats." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Sep 14, 2006
 
Wild Safari 3D: A South African Adventure (2005)83%
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"A vision of nature that even a strip miner would want to conserve." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Mar 3, 2006
 
Deep Sea (IMAX) (2006)91%
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"The sad thing is, even for NASA/space fans, a snooze isn't out of the question despite the film's scant 40-minute running time." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Jan 26, 2006
 
Roving Mars (2006)67%
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"One redeeming feature of this picture is that it will make great fodder for those make-fun-of-the-movie TV shows." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Sep 1, 2005
 
A Sound of Thunder (2005)8%
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"The action is brilliant, the combat sharp and rattling, and the film follows the historical record more closely than most Hollywood films." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Aug 11, 2005
 
The Great Raid (2005)35%
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"Caviezel and McCormack manage to portray the stress-filled lives of the McCormicks with a low-key intensity that underscores the couples' frustrations and anxieties." -- Chicago Tribune
Posted Apr 21, 2005
 
Madison (2005)29%

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