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2/4	" Surfer, Dude is a bizarre throwback. It feels 25-30 years out of date and seems to be meant to be watched on VHS, oops, make that DVD, while stoned." Posted Sep 12, 2008	Surfer, Dude (2008)	0%
2/4	" When you can get just as good on the Hallmark network, why drive all the way to a theater?" Posted Sep 8, 2006	Broken Bridges (2006)	5%
2.5/4	" Adults will get enough laughs to survive gags such as the chickens using a Col. Sanders dartboard but will likely lose patience waiting for the very predictable story and sentiments to slowly play themselves out." Posted Aug 4, 2006	Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (2006)	22%
2.5/4	" *If you're in the mood for a thriller, Firewall* will suffice -- barely.*" Posted Feb 10, 2006*	Firewall (2006)	19%
B	" *All the people of Chuck & Buck* feel very human.*" Posted Jul 21, 2005*	Chuck & Buck (2000)	84%
	" Dudley is merely a dud." Posted Jul 21, 2005	Dudley Do-Right (1999)	14%
	" None of the cast comes off well, but they have little to work with, since the dialogue sounds like it was made up on the spot and performed without rehearsal." Posted Jul 21, 2005	I'll Be Home For Christmas (1998)	18%
	" On a whole, the movie stays as blandly inoffensive (albeit sometimes annoying) as possible." Posted Oct 25, 2001	On the Line (2001)	18%
	" *As a horror film, Bones* is a half-hearted bust, not likely to really frighten anyone over age 12. It works better if watched tongue in cheek as a supernatural pot boiler.*" Posted Oct 23, 2001*	Bones (2001)	22%
	" *There will be many people who consider Audition* an atrocity, and a few who find it a stimulating cinema experience.*" Posted Oct 19, 2001*	Audition (2001)	76%
	" We never come to care about these characters, perhaps because they seem to care so little about themselves." Posted Oct 9, 2001	Our Lady of the Assassins (2001)	77%
	" It's just too bad the intended charm is applied with a shovel instead of a trowel. Romantic comedy is a delicate flower that can be smothered by too much fertilizer." Posted Sep 28, 2001	Greenfingers (2001)	46%
	" *Like Ruby, The Glass House* is in conflict with itself. It's confused about what kind of film it wants to be.*" Posted Sep 13, 2001*	The Glass House (2001)	21%
	" Often, in the fight scenes, it's hard to tell who is doing what to whom, but since it's all glitz and no content, it hardly matters." Posted Sep 6, 2001	The Musketeer (2001)	10%
	" Ghosts of Mars, hah. More like Turkey of Mars." Posted Aug 23, 2001	John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars (2001)	19%
	" Its audience is a very narrow spectrum of filmgoers amused by tiny hints at a joke, or the minor peculiarities of a slightly unusual character. All others, beware." Posted Aug 17, 2001	Jackpot (2001)	30%
	" *If you don't think Hollywood movies have gone all soft in the head and heart, compare the sticky sweet ending of this with the finale to It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." Posted Aug 17, 2001*	Rat Race (2001)	43%
	" A poor script and lame direction leave most of this Western deader than a dogie at a poisoned watering hole." Posted Aug 17, 2001	American Outlaws (2001)	13%
	" Often loses focus and wanders, unsure of where it wants to go." Posted Jul 27, 2001	Everybody's Famous (2001)	54%
	" *It's disappointing that the competent, toned-down, mildly exciting third installment, Jurassic Park III, is little more than a re-rehash of the first movie and much of the second." Posted Jul 18, 2001*	Jurassic Park III (2001)	48%
	" *Your enjoyment of the Songcatcher* will pretty much depend on your predisposition to like it.*" Posted Jun 29, 2001*	Songcatcher (2001)	72%
	" Despite a good plot idea and some interesting characters, the movie is rarely amusing, because it keeps trying to force the humor." Posted Jun 1, 2001	What's The Worst That Could Happen? (2001)	11%
	" Spirited but uneven." Posted May 11, 2001	A Knight's Tale (2001)	59%
	" Slow-paced and loosely written." Posted Apr 20, 2001	Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001)	12%
	" *More like a whole season of connected SNL* skits than a real movie.*" Posted Apr 11, 2001*	Joe Dirt (2001)	11%
	" It's tepid, predictable stuff, staged with no special imagination." Posted Apr 6, 2001	Just Visiting (2001)	32%
	" *At just over two hours, Heartbreakers* stretches its premise and easygoing silliness to the maximum.*" Posted Mar 23, 2001*	Heartbreakers (2001)	53%
	" It's not bad, but it's not very good, either." Posted Jan 1, 2000	28 Days (2000)	30%
	" This is florid science fiction, low-brow but energetic, complete with cheesy thrills." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Battlefield Earth (2000)	3%
	" Big Momma's House is much like the baseball games we've been seeing at Enron Field lately -- a lot of action with poor results." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Big Momma's House (2000)	30%
	" Director Chuck Russell ... plays this like high drama, preventing all the potential camp humor and cheap thrills from bursting forth. And the film drags." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Bless the Child (2000)	3%
	" *[Boys and Girls] loses points for having the dreaded public place love pronouncement finale." Posted Jan 1, 2000*	Boys and Girls (2000)	12%
	" The film is monumentally minor -- you'll hardly remember you saw it a week later." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Drowning Mona (2000)	28%
	" Too whimsically staged to take as serious suspense, too grimly real to be amusing." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai (1999)	81%
	" Most of the thefts are unimaginative in conception and execution." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Gone in 60 Seconds (2000)	25%
	" De Palma's touch is wrong at the most crucial moments." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Mission to Mars (2000)	23%
	" A near-disaster." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Molly (1999)	15%
	" Many will find their tender emotion buttons bruised from the constant battering of the filmmakers' oversized pointers." Posted Jan 1, 2000	My Dog Skip (1999)	73%
	" Staged more like a TV sitcom than a movie" Posted Jan 1, 2000	Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)	72%
	" Saddled with an annoying and extensive narration track, added for fear kids couldn't follow the story without constant guidance." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Running Free (1999)	29%
	" It's not especially good, but not bad, either." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Shanghai Noon (2000)	78%
	" Allen's performance, like the movie, feels less manic than his standard comic persona." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Small Time Crooks (2000)	67%
	" *There are many more dinosaurs this time around, taking up much more screen time...But don't expect to be wowed as much as you were by Jurassic Park." Posted Jan 1, 2000*	The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)	52%
	" On a scene-by-scene basis, it sometimes entertains, but never amounts to anything." Posted Jan 1, 2000	The Ninth Gate (1999)	40%
	" The Saint is all glitz and comic-book spy plot with no more than a passing hint that Templar has a real personality behind the disguises." Posted Jan 1, 2000	The Saint (1997)	30%
	" Merely a slickly rehashed copy of scenes from better movies, with a bit of flash but no real truth or heart." Posted Jan 1, 2000	Turn It Up (2000)	8%

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