Rotten .5/5
| Rotten 0%
| Super Capers (2009) | "
Intended as a campy riff on comic-book antics, Super Capers is instead a monumental negative achievement: a super catastrophe." — New York Times Posted Mar 20, 2009 |
Rotten .5/5
| Rotten 2%
| Disaster Movie (2008) | "
Disaster Movie, the latest disposable parody of disposable Hollywood movies, has a shelf life of about five minutes, tops." — New York Times Posted Sep 2, 2008 |
Rotten .5/5
| Rotten 20%
| Another Gay Sequel (2008) | This wretched gaysploitation number is, in fact, the worst gay sequel ever. — New York Times Posted Aug 29, 2008 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 13%
| The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006) | This prequel to a remake of the 1974 horror movie begs the question: how many chainsaw massacres can one state possibly contain? — New York Times Posted Oct 5, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 63%
| New World Order (2009) | "
An unrelentingly tedious documentary." — New York Times Posted May 22, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| New York City Serenade (2009) | The movie is a character study about two underachieving dullards scarcely worth contemplating. — New York Times Posted Mar 6, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 23%
| Jonas Brothers - The Concert Experience (2009) | "
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience isn't a movie so much as a devotional object, a kind of secular fetish designed to induce rapture." — New York Times Posted Feb 27, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 34%
| Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) | "
Directed by Steve Carr, a man who knows how to put a camera in front of things, if little else, and written, sort of, by Nick Bakay and Mr. James." — New York Times Posted Jan 16, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 38%
| Let Them Chirp Awhile (2008) | This sort of thing was indulgent enough the first time around; transplanted to the mumblecore milieu, it's intolerable. — New York Times Posted Dec 5, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| Saw V (2008) | "
The latest and least of the Saw films is just plain boring and even a little tame -- albeit by the standards of a genre that helped bring the phrase "torture porn" into the lexicon." — New York Times Posted Oct 27, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 44%
| Take (2008) | "
If there is anything the cinema needed less than another angst-ridden, cross-cutting tragedy about crime, fate, memory and redemption, it�s the kind shot in an ugly monochromatic palette like Take." — New York Times Posted Jul 18, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| Postal (2008) | "
Infantile, irreverent and boorish to the max, Postal explodes with bad attitude and lousy filmmaking." — New York Times Posted May 23, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 18%
| Kettle of Fish (2006) | "
The first problem in Kettle of Fish, though by no means the last, is to imagine that by mussing up her hair, rumpling her clothes and accessorizing her with glasses and an ugly purse, you could ever make a believable wallflower out of Ms. Gershon." — New York Times Posted Oct 5, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Haven (2006) | From a producer of Crash comes Haven, an even phonier exercise in manufactured conflict, facile irony and preposterous contrivance. — New York Times Posted Sep 15, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 3%
| The Covenant (2006) | It's super lame. — New York Times Posted Sep 10, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 13%
| Little Man (2006) | "
A belligerent midget jewel thief assaults groins and molests women in this infantile comedy from the Wayans brothers." — New York Times Posted Jul 13, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 20%
| Uncut (2006) | Explicit as it is, Uncut explains little about men or their members. — New York Times Posted Jun 15, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 30%
| Silent Hill (2006) | Structured around a series of blackouts and gross-outs, Silent Hill is one long free fall through icky surrealism and underlighted nightmares. — New York Times Posted Apr 25, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 50%
| Summer Storm (2006) | "
Summer Storm is another of those soft-core, simple-minded stories about a geeky young gay man (Robert Stadlober as Tobi) struggling with his sexuality over the course of a long, hot, sexed-up summer." — New York Times Posted Mar 23, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 44%
| She's The Man (2006) | "
The ensuing complications -- romantic, social, sporty -- are modeled on Twelfth Night, although the tone of the movie (hysterical peppiness) and style of acting (emphatic grotesquerie) are more suited to campy Off Broadway musicals." — New York Times Posted Mar 16, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 48%
| Hoodwinked (2006) | Little Red Riding Hood gets deconstructed in this sub-Shrek bummer, the latest collaboration between computers and cynicism. — New York Times Posted Jan 12, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Trapped by the Mormons (2005) | This would-be cult curiosity remakes a notorious 1922 'Mormonsploitation' flick about a mesmeric vampire recruiter for the Latter Day Saints and his dim-witted victim. — New York Times Posted Dec 15, 2005 |
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