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Critics / Michael Dequina
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MICHAEL DEQUINA

""Let me tell you first, from the bottom of my heart, that I couldn't care less about your feelings ... I hate feeling and you can lash out at me all you want, because it only makes me stronger. You see, I'm not here for sisters ... I'm here for <i>power</i>. I thirst for strength, battle skills, and determination ... and when I am filled with those qualities ... I will flat out destroy those who have hurt me and take back what is mine. I will find selfness when I am standing on the corpses of my enemies." -- the late Dr. Kimberly Shaw (Marcia Cross), <i>Melrose Place</i>"

Agrees with the Tomatometer 80% of the time.

Biography: Although I wrote my first movie review in the 8th grade (on 1990's TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES), I did not start writing reviews on a regular basis until 1991, when I became the resident critic for my high school newspaper, Long Beach Polytechnic's HIGH LIFE. It was during my HIGH LIFE tenure that I received my first recognition for my work; in 1993 and 1994 I was named "Best High School Critic in California" by the Southern California Journalism Educators Association (SCJEA). After graduation in June 1994, I effectively "retired" from the reviewing biz, only to return to the field the following April with the launch of THE MOVIE REPORT, my weekly E-mail movie newsletter. MR. BROWN'S MOVIE SITE, the WWW companion to the MR, was launched that November. In addition to my personal reviewing ventures, I write the review column "Film Flam Flummox" for MOVIE POOP SHOOT and contribute reviews to CINEMAREVIEW MAGAZINE, FILM THREAT, the AFRICAN-AMERICAN LITERATURE BOOK CLUB and EPINIONS. If I'm known for anything besides my review work and my infamous two-time rejection from UCLA film school, it's for my interest in Michael Jordan; I was Michael's chat forum host at his official site from 1998 to 1999.

Publications: Film Threat, Movie Poop Shoot, Quick Stop Entertainment, rec.arts.movies.reviews, Reel Site, TheMovieReport.com

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society, Cinemarati

Total Reviews: 2170
Total QuickRatings: 441

Location: Southern California (the LBC)

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Rotten
0/4

N/A

The Fear - Halloween Night (1999)

" Does offer some amusements of the unintentionally comedic variety--and how could it not, when the killer is an ancient totem/mannequin named Morty?" — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Rotten
2/4

Rotten
24%

The Velocity of Gary (1999)

" Never quite develops three-way erotic charge it should have." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
17%

Bats (1999)

" Grade-A hunk of Ed Wood-level cheese." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Fresh
62%

Muppets from Space (1999)

" A wild and funny tale." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Rotten
2/4

Rotten
40%

Big Daddy (1999)

" The heavy-handed sentimentality provokes a most violent gag reflex." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Fresh
4/4

Fresh
95%

The Insider (1999)

" A supremely suspenseful and riveting dramatic tour-de-force." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Rotten
1/4

Rotten
9%

The Bachelor (1999)

" O'Donnell, former teen idol/Boy Wonder, has always proven to be far less beefcake than rice cake." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4

Fresh
93%

Princess Mononoke (1997)

" A seamless marriage between a mature, complex story ideas and boundless visual imagination." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Rotten
2/4

Rotten
23%

House on Haunted Hill (1999)

" Drained of any wild, spontaneous spark." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Rotten
2.5/4

Rotten
27%

The Bone Collector (1999)

" The filmmakers forgot to satisfactorily conceal the identity of the homicidal title character." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 29, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Rotten
33%

Rocky Marciano (1999)

" Jon Favreau's charismatic and convincing performance as the boxing legend is enough to recommend this biopic." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Rotten
2.5/4

Rotten
43%

Judas Kiss (1999)

" Has nothing all-too-surprising distinguish it from the winding paths of other similar films." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4

Fresh
95%

The Straight Story (1999)

" Mainstream-accessible yet completely maintains Lynch's uniquely off-kilter artistic identity." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Rotten
39%

Romance (1999)

" Breillat is less interested in the sex acts than their deeper meaning." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Rotten
1/4

Rotten
15%

Random Hearts (1999)

" In a perfect world, this assemblage of great talent wouldn't amount to such a colossal waste." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4

Fresh
91%

The Limey (1999)

" Not your standard revenge movie, thanks to the inventive and stylish direction of Steven Soderbergh." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Fresh
3/4

N/A

The Nuttiest Nutcracker (1999)

" Its bright colors and intricate designs and movement will keep the adults entertained whenever the story and the songs don't." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Rotten
1.5/4

N/A

A Kid Called Danger (1999)

" A fantasy that small children will likely eat up, but then young kids will eat just about anything they can put into their mouths." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4

Fresh
73%

The Inheritors (1999)

" Inspiring and surprisingly poignant." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Rotten
1.5/4

N/A

Detour (1998)

" Phoned-in direct-to-video actioner." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Rotten
2/4

Rotten
28%

Three to Tango (1999)

" Perry and Campbell's natural rapport is put at the service of an idiot plot." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 28, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Fresh
86%

God Said Ha! (1999)

" Poignant--but never depressing, thanks to Sweeney's sharp--and, it appears, therapeutic--wit." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 26, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Fresh
65%

For Love of the Game (1999)

" Costner and Preston's convincing work together go a long way in keeping the audience interested and involved." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 26, 2009

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
0%

Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies (1999)

" You've seen it all before--or, hopefully, you haven't (and won't)." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 24, 2009

Rotten
1/4

N/A

The Shooter (1997)

" An unexciting bore." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 24, 2009

Rotten
2/4

N/A

Fly Boy (1999)

" Harmless, but with its hambone performances and uninspired script, that doesn't mean the film is any good." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 24, 2009

Rotten
1.5/4

Rotten
49%

Detroit Rock City (1999)

" What works for rocking and rolling all night (and partying every day) doesn't necessarily hold true for movies." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 24, 2009

Rotten
2.5/4

Rotten
45%

Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)

" The love story is ill-served by all directly involved." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 24, 2009

Rotten
1.5/4

Rotten
33%

The 13th Warrior (1999)

" Jerry Goldsmith's rousing score exhibits more personality than any of the actors--or anything else in the film, for that matter." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 24, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Rotten
17%

A Dog of Flanders (1999)

" The film is one that families will enjoy discovering and experiencing together." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 24, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Fresh
87%

An Ideal Husband (1999)

" The exquisite teamwork and byplay make the film such a delight to watch." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 18, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Fresh
60%

Arlington Road (1999)

" Stylish and unsettling." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 18, 2009

Rotten
2.5/4

Rotten
29%

Shattered Image (1998)

" Fails to keep the storylines from following some all-too predictable paces." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 18, 2009

Rotten
0/4

N/A

Mercenary 2: Thick and Thin (1997)

" One needn't possess a single brain cell to understand this embarrassing blend of routine shoot-'em-up and painfully forced 'repartée.'" — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 18, 2009

Rotten
0.5/4

N/A

Under Pressure (1998)

" Generic (and generically titled) entry in the dying '-from-hell' thriller subgenre." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 17, 2009

Rotten
1.5/4

Rotten
41%

Desert Blue (1998)

" Strains itself in trying to be relentlessly offbeat." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 17, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4

Fresh
96%

Gods and Monsters (1998)

" The film clearly belongs to McKellen, whose presence is what makes the film as affecting at it is." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 16, 2009

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
2%

Baby Geniuses (1999)

" One completely unwatchable piece of bottom-feeding dreck." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 16, 2009

Rotten
2/4

Fresh
70%

Tango (1998)

" A most uninteresting and unsatisfying story pads the film between dance scenes." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 16, 2009

Rotten
2.5/4

Rotten
40%

A Midsummer Night's Dream (1996)

" The Bard-by-way-of-Cirque-du-Soleil approach is more of a distraction than an enhancement." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 16, 2009

Rotten
0/4

N/A

Killer Tongue (1996)

" Sometimes you can know a stinker from its title, and, indeed, something by the name of Killer Tongue has 'crap' written all over it." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 16, 2009

Rotten
2/4

Fresh
63%

Mystery Men (1999)

" Fails to come up with worthy gags and one-liners for the able cast." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 16, 2009

Fresh
3.5/4

Fresh
97%

The Winslow Boy (1999)

" An intelligent and very satisfying work of art." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 15, 2009

Rotten
2/4

Rotten
9%

Trippin' (1999)

" As formulaic as it sounds." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 15, 2009

Fresh
3/4

Fresh
90%

Buena Vista Social Club (1999)

" An affectionate cinematic celebration of that all-but-forgotten music." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 15, 2009

Rotten
1/4

Rotten
29%

The 13th Floor (1999)

" As cold and sterile as a piece of machinery." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 15, 2009

Rotten
0/4

Rotten
22%

The Patriot (1998)

" Steven Seagal as a Montana doctor with a strange accent. Yes, it is as laughable as it sounds." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 15, 2009

Fresh

Fresh
100%

Closely Watched Trains (1966)

" The absurdist fun resonates strongly in the memory." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 15, 2009

Rotten
1.5/4

Rotten
0%

Beethoven's 4th (2001)

" Most people can live healthy lives without ever seeing this tired, uninspired piece of work." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 13, 2009

Rotten
2.5/4

N/A

The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze (2001)

" Various lessons are taught as bland tunes are warbled every now and again." — TheMovieReport.com

Posted Nov 13, 2009
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