ROTTEN TOMATOES: Michael Dequina

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0/4	"Producer Jennifer Lopez's cameo in the film's climactic Puerto Rican Day parade sequence feels like a victory lap for successfully bilking film financiers and moviegoers out of their money." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Oct 19, 2007	Feel the Noise (2007)	14%
0/4	"*Actively anti-intelligent." -- Mr. Brown's Movies* Posted Oct 14, 2007	Moving McAllister (2007)	10%
0/4	"While Danica McKellar is busy extolling the virtues of mathematics to young females of America, her erstwhile leading man Fred Savage can be found toiling for a far less noble cause." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Aug 19, 2007	Daddy Day Camp (2007)	1%
0/4	"What the hell do I know--I'm a lowly scrunt-bait critic deigning to question the very Vessel of Story." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jul 22, 2006	Lady in the Water (2006)	24%
0/4	"Has just about everything a snarky bad movie lover could want--that is, except a guy and two robots sitting in the bottom right hand corner." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Feb 27, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
0/4	"The film grows more comic as it's supposed to be scary." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Feb 27, 2005	Hide and Seek (2005)	12%
0/4	"An even more lame-brained sitcom than that in which director Brian Robbins starred many eons ago." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Feb 5, 2004	The Perfect Score (2004)	16%
0/4	"I can't imagine this painfully unfunny and often boring movie being a 'thing' for guys or gals." -- Movie Poop Shoot Posted Feb 8, 2005	A Guy Thing (2003)	25%
0/4	"The outside seat-fillers at the screening happily ate up every unsurprising, unfunny second, but that doesn't mean that you have to." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Feb 8, 2005	Just Married (2003)	20%
0/4	"Click to read review" -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 18, 2004	Dreamcatcher (2003)	29%
0/4	"'Wes Craven Presents.' Such an endorsement is meant to be a mark of quality, and indeed it is--bad quality, that is." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Sep 17, 2007	They (2002)	37%
0/4	"Click to read review" -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 12, 2004	Scooby-Doo - The Movie (2002)	28%
0/4	"*There's no joke about the wretchedness that is Like Mike--except the cruel one on anyone who gets suckered into watching this crap." -- Mr. Brown's Movies* Posted Jan 12, 2004	Like Mike (2002)	56%
0/4	"Click to read review" -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 7, 2004	Never Again (2002)	32%
0/4	"At every turn, Lane's valiant efforts are thwarted by a patch of atrocious dialogue or a questionable directing decision." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted May 17, 2002	Unfaithful (2002)	47%
0/4	"One sits there wondering if all the fizzled and obvious gross-out and slapstick gags are supposed to be funny." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted May 17, 2002	The New Guy (2002)	7%
0/4	"A summary of the plot doesn't quite do justice to the awfulness of the movie, for that comes through all too painfully in the execution." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted May 17, 2002	Deuces Wild (2002)	3%
0/4	"Full of gross-out humor that is definitely disgusting but not at all that humorous." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Apr 9, 2002	National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)	18%
0/4	"Tinker Bell and Peter Pan go through their pixie dust-powered motions throughout the film, but nothing ever soars." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Feb 25, 2002	Return to Never Land (2002)	45%
0/4	"You will be longing to guzzle a bottle of Pepto-Bismol after being subjected to this 90-minute sap- and crap-fest." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 28, 2002	A Walk to Remember (2002)	27%
0/4	"*Releasing a film with the word 'dog' in its title in January lends itself to easy jokes and insults, and Snow Dogs* deserves every single one of them.*" -- Mr. Brown's Movies* Posted Jan 26, 2002	Snow Dogs (2002)	23%
0/4	"This thriller in name only is all too characteristic of the cinematic scrap heap that is the first month of the year." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Dec 8, 2002	Antitrust (2001)	25%
0/4	"Just don't waste your time or money." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 3, 2002	Out Cold (2001)	8%
0/4	"*That the first film's primary target/model was Scream* and that this one's is The Haunting says everything about its creative bankruptcy.** " -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Dec 19, 2001	Scary Movie 2 (2001)	13%
0/4	"A mind-numbing monster movie." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Oct 11, 2001	Jeepers Creepers (2001)	44%
0/4	"Just when the slasher genre had mercifully been left for dead, along comes this abysmally wasteful exercise to drain it of whatever life it has left." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Oct 11, 2001	Valentine (2001)	9%
0/4	"Just when you think it could not get more ridiculous, Hall, Lanier, and Miss Mariah go that extra mile." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Oct 9, 2001	Glitter (2001)	6%
0/4	"'Different' doesn't exactly mean 'good,' and this surprisingly sedate supernatural story proves that point quite well. " -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Oct 9, 2001	Soul Survivors (2001)	4%
0/4	"The ultimate cinematic bafflement, one that will leave the most jaded Hollywood observer with a Freddie Prinze Jr.-like look of bug-eyed, slack-jawed shock." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Aug 26, 2001	Bubble Boy (2001)	30%
0/4	"*Green relentlessly gives himself and only* himself pleasure during the course of this alleged comedy's torturous 100 minutes.*" -- Mr. Brown's Movies* Posted May 5, 2001	Freddy Got Fingered (2001)	10%
0/4	"If you're like most of the human race and it takes more than a gross-out gag to tickle your funny bone, do yourself a favor and steer clear of this monstrosity of a movie." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted May 3, 2001	Tomcats (2001)	14%
0/4	"There's no mistaking that you'll get anything other than entertainment of the lowest brow." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted May 3, 2001	Joe Dirt (2001)	11%
0/4	"See your life inch 90 minutes closer to death." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted May 3, 2001	See Spot Run (2001)	23%
0/4	"This astonishingly awful film is a study in how a film can go terribly wrong from concept to execution." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Oct 17, 2007	I Dreamed of Africa (2000)	8%
0/4	"*Just when you thought they couldn't get worse, Saturday Night Live-based movies hit a new low." -- Mr. Brown's Movies* Posted Oct 14, 2007	The Ladies Man (2000)	11%
0/4	"*If this is Better Living, I'd hate to see it get any worse." -- Mr. Brown's Movies* Posted Jan 12, 2007	Better Living (2000)	n/a
0/4	"Has far more than three strikes against it." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Feb 3, 2005	3 Strikes (2000)	0%
0/4	"I am certain that this sloppy slice of schlock is hardly what the fandom had in mind." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 1, 2000	Dungeons & Dragons (2000)	10%
0/4	"One wonders what Berlinger's intentions were as he clearly didn't set out to make the simple scary movie everyone wants and expects." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 1, 2000	Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)	13%
0/4	Click here to read article -- rec.arts.movies.reviews Posted Jan 1, 2000	Coyote Ugly (2000)	21%
0/4	Click here to read article -- rec.arts.movies.reviews Posted Jan 1, 2000	The Next Best Thing (2000)	17%
0/4	"I cannot help but think that maybe [Travolta's] laughing that he was able to sucker people into pouring millions of dollars toward making such an unspeakable waste." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 1, 2000	Battlefield Earth (2000)	3%
0/4	"This is perhaps the worst film of its kind to see a theatrical release." -- rec.arts.movies.reviews Posted Jan 1, 2000	Turn It Up (2000)	8%
0/4	"One big problem with the film from the start: I never understood why being a Skull was so special in the first place." -- rec.arts.movies.reviews Posted Jan 1, 2000	The Skulls (2000)	8%
0/4	"Simpleminded melodrama about two brothers' conflicting struggles to better their lives. Oops, not only did I describe the story, I just gave the entire story away. Sorry." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 20, 2007	Foolish (1999)	0%
0/4	"Even the acting, while bad, isn't quite bad enough to be laughable." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 12, 2007	Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return (1999)	0%
0/4	"Such a title tells you all you need to know about the story." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 4, 2007	Leprechaun 5 - In The Hood (1999)	40%
0/4	"There should be a reward for watching three straight-to-tape Ice-T starring vehicles, for there are few methods of torture that are more inhumane." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Dec 27, 2006	Corrupt (1999)	n/a
0/4	"I'm not exactly sure what writer-director Ron Senkowski was trying to go for: a straightforward thriller or an over-the-top send-up of one." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Dec 28, 2004	Wicked Ways (1999)	n/a
0/4	"The title takes a back seat to some boring conspiracy mumbo-jumbo." -- Mr. Brown's Movies Posted Jan 2, 2004	Shark Attack (1999)	0%

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