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0/4	"*As plain awful as Untraceable* is, possibly the worst thing about it is that it pretends to mean something.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Jan 25, 2008	Untraceable (2008)	15%
0/4	"There's bad, there's awful and there's horrible, and then somewhere beyond that, in its own Kingdom of Lousy -- where all the milk curdles and the jokes aren't funny -- is License to Wed." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jul 3, 2007	License To Wed (2007)	8%
0/4	"No more than a minute into this, and it becomes obvious that the next 98 are going to be trouble." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Apr 13, 2007	Pathfinder (2007)	11%
0/4	"Satire points up and emphasizes truths that have gone unnoticed, punctures pretension and tweaks the self-important. Audiences laugh at the unexpected revelation of truth. Epic Movie does none of that." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 30, 2007	Epic Movie (2007)	2%
0/4	"*If The Pink Panther* has any value at all, it's in the way its failure demonstrates the delicate nature of comedy, and the skill of other comedies by contrast.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Feb 10, 2006	Pink Panther (2006)	24%
0/4	"In stiff competition for the lamest thing ever put on celluloid." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Aug 5, 2005	The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)	14%
0/4	"Seamlessly and rather cleverly, without telling anybody, Gus Van Sant has transitioned out of important filmmaking and has taken up a new career in torture." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jul 22, 2005	Last Days (2005)	60%
0/4	"Seems like the work of a novice, with self-conscious expository passages and emotionally false conversations." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Apr 29, 2005	Harry And Max (2005)	5%
0/4	"*As puppetry, Team America* is stilted. As satire, it's gutless and lazy. And as comedy, it barely delivers laughs.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Oct 15, 2004	Team America: World Police (2004)	78%
0/4	"Take a wretched premise. Imagine the worst picture that could be made from it. Then imagine something even worse." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Aug 16, 2004	Alien vs. Predator (2004)	22%
0/4	"A big, loud, boring wreck." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted May 7, 2004	Van Helsing (2004)	22%
0/4	"*If garbage could think, it would look down on 9 Dead Gay Guys* as garbage.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Jan 9, 2004	Nine Dead Gay Guys (2003)	18%
0/4	"Marci X plays like a satire made by people who don't know the worlds they're satirizing." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Aug 25, 2003	Marci X (2003)	10%
0/4	"The most thoroughly joyless and inept film of the year, and one of the worst of the decade." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Aug 1, 2003	Gigli (2003)	6%
0/4	"*Achingly long and pointless, Runs* is a movie about family that's dishonest in its presentation of every relationship.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Apr 25, 2003	It Runs in the Family (2003)	28%
0/4	"Ragingly bad art that contributes to a definition of independent film as something no one would want to sit through." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Feb 28, 2003	Gerry (2003)	61%
0/4	"A desperately unfunny action comedy, mirthless not only in its effect on an audience but in its whole aura." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Feb 7, 2003	Shanghai Knights (2003)	65%
0/4	"Combines a sour story with a repellent lead character, deadly comic schtick and tin-eared direction to produce 90 minutes of sheer, plodding mirthlessness." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 17, 2003	National Security (2003)	13%
0/4	"Even camp status eludes this tepid and misguided picture." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Oct 11, 2002	Swept Away (2002)	5%
0/4	"Routine and rather silly." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Oct 11, 2002	The Transporter (2002)	53%
0/4	"Two big things are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick, and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Sep 20, 2002	Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)	0%
0/4	"*What we get in FearDotCom* is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie. In other words, it's badder than bad.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Aug 30, 2002	Fear Dot Com (2002)	4%
0/4	"*The advantage of a postapocalyptic setting is that it can be made on the cheap. Any rock pile will do for a set. Reign of Fire* has the disadvantage of also looking cheap.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Jul 12, 2002	Reign of Fire (2002)	40%
0/4	"It's a bad action movie because there's no rooting interest and the spectacle is grotesque and boring." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Mar 22, 2002	Blade 2 (2002)	56%
0/4	"A remarkable film: Remarkably empty, remarkably noisy, remarkably pleasureless." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Feb 8, 2002	Rollerball (2002)	4%
0/4	"*The makers of Not Another Teen Movie* should be embarrassed that, in parodying She's All That, they copied most of the plot and then made a movie that bogs down in the same places as the original.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Dec 14, 2001	Not Another Teen Movie (2001)	28%
0/4	"To point out little flaws in this one would be like looking at a demolished car and complaining that the taillight doesn't work." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Oct 25, 2001	Bones (2001)	22%
0/4	"Summer Catch is the equivalent of a full-course meal with no calories. It is a mirage of a movie, 100 minutes of nothing." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Aug 24, 2001	Summer Catch (2001)	7%
0/4	Click here to read article -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 1, 2000	Trixie (2000)	29%
0/4	Click here to read article -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 1, 2000	Men Cry Bullets (2000)	44%
0/4	Click here to read article -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Feb 21, 2001	Lies (1999)	40%
0/4	Click here to read article -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 1, 2000	Friends and Lovers (1999)	0%
0/4	"The lowest piece of garbage to hit screens in months." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 1, 2000	Jawbreaker (1998)	7%
0/4	"One of the downsides of living in a free society is that every so often someone like Myles Berkowitz gets hold of a camera." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 1, 2000	20 Dates (1998)	40%
0/4	"By the end, this soporific comedy makes 105 minutes feel more like a two-year hitch." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jun 18, 2002	McHale's Navy (1997)	4%
0/4	"Obviously, someone must have told Leguizamo he's a comic genius. Whoever did that isn't his friend." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 1, 2000	The Pest (1997)	11%
0/4	"A monumental disaster." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jun 18, 2002	William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet (1996)	70%
0/4	Click here to read article -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jun 18, 2002	Spy Hard (1996)	5%
0/4	Click here to read article -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jun 18, 2002	The Evening Star (1996)	25%
0/4	"The picture shows what happens when a writer (Tarantino) and a director (Rodriguez) come together and reinforce each other's worst tendencies and misconceptions." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jun 18, 2002	From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)	63%
0/4	"This sixth installment, by far the worst in the series, is bland and deadening." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jan 1, 2000	Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1996)	4%
0/4	"Almost unwatchable." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Nov 18, 2004	Junked ()	n/a
1/4	"*Remaking Get Smart* for the big screen might have sounded like a bad idea, but the movie shows it to have been something else: a really bad idea.*" -- San Francisco Chronicle* Posted Jun 20, 2008	Get Smart (2008)	53%
1/4	"What might have been an ambitious effort becomes another lousy Sandler movie, endless and tiresome with a handful of funny moments." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Jun 6, 2008	You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)	34%
1/4	"Unfortunately the results are limp and diffused -- not sexy, not suspenseful and not involving." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted May 30, 2008	Six Sex Scenes and a Murder (2008)	n/a
1/4	"Let's give writer-director Bryan Bertino credit. He knows how to frame a shot to make characters seem vulnerable. Now for his next trick, he just needs to turn his talents toward something that isn't repulsive." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted May 30, 2008	The Strangers (2008)	41%
1/4	"It's a dragged-out exercise, with no epic scale and no spirit worth talking about." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted May 15, 2008	The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)	66%
1/4	"Plenty happens, but little of it advances the action, until the finale, which is lovely, but would have been a lot lovelier after 35 minutes, not 90." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted May 9, 2008	Son of Rambow (2008)	75%
1/4	"This is silly stuff, made of cardboard, with one of those Gordian-knot plots that could easily be cut through by one person's simply being honest with another person for 30 whole seconds. There's not much more to say." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted May 2, 2008	Made of Honor (2008)	12%
1/4	"Without focus, without apparent intention, the movie floats along, stringing various incidents together, and in the end seems much longer than it is. It feels like 2 1/2 hours." -- San Francisco Chronicle Posted Mar 21, 2008	Drillbit Taylor (2008)	26%

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