ROTTEN TOMATOES: Rob Blackwelder

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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0/4	" Torpid, trite and not the least bit scary � just unrelentingly unpleasant � (and) the most contemptible kind of cinema horror: putting little kids in peril for cheap thrills." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jul 7, 2005	Dark Water (2005)	46%
0/4	" ...just another fat sitcom loser who never changes and his young, gorgeous, savvy wife who apparently doesn't have the self-respect to dump the schmuck." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jun 8, 2005	Honeymooners (2005)	14%
0/4	" *Most agonizing is the sting of watching Ferrell, after (his) witty performances in Elf* and Melinda & Melinda, revert to the same old one-note, dim-bulb clowning.*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted May 11, 2005	Kicking and Screaming (2005)	43%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Feb 27, 2005	Boogeyman (2005)	13%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Feb 27, 2005	Cursed (2005)	17%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Feb 27, 2005	Man of the House (2005)	8%
w.5/4	" *Tony Jaa has grace, style as a fighter, stunt man, but (he) can do better than Ong-Bak." -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Feb 18, 2005	Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2005)	85%
0/4	" Director Uwe Boll (is) a latter-day Ed Wood who fancies himself a cross between action-sytlish John Woo and B-movie horror-ific John Carpenter." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 26, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
0/4	" *As I write this...I have just walked out on Christmas With the Kranks* after roughly 45 minutes of mind-numbingly humorless, sitcom barrel-bottom idiocy.*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Nov 22, 2004	Christmas with the Kranks (2004)	5%
0/4	" Could well be the most hackneyed and insipid movie of 2004...Cutesy-poo to a sickening degree, yet peppered with pseudo-political sincerity." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Sep 24, 2004	First Daughter (2004)	9%
0/4	" The epitome of everything that's wrong with $150 million B-movies." -- SPLICEDWire Posted May 5, 2004	Van Helsing (2004)	22%
0/4	" *I don't remember a rave scene with a cameo by hoochy hotel heiress Paris Hilton in Dr. Seuss's The Cat in the Hat,* do you?*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Nov 19, 2003	Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)	12%
0/4	" *Think Blue Crush* without water � or awesome surfing footage, likable characters with real personalities, beautiful girls in bikinis or anything else worth watching.*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Aug 12, 2003	Grind (2003)	9%
0/4	" *After wishing I could claw my eyes out through How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days* and now Alex and Emma...if I never see another Kate Hudson movie it will be too soon.*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Jun 18, 2003	Alex and Emma (2003)	10%
0/4	" ...goes so far beyond hackneyed, laughless, tiresome incompetence that it may be one of the most unwatchable movies I�ve seen in 11 years as a film critic." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Feb 19, 2003	Old School (2003)	59%
0/4	" If you want to lose a guy in one day, drag him to see this movie." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Feb 5, 2003	How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)	42%
0/4	" I can't remember the last time I saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Nov 27, 2002	Extreme Ops (2002)	6%
0/4	" If (this) sounds like entertainment to you, perhaps you should save the price of admission and put it toward therapy." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Aug 29, 2002	Fear Dot Com (2002)	4%
0/4	" ...plot holes so large and obvious a marching band might as well be stomping through them in clown clothes, playing a college football fight song on untuned instruments." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Aug 21, 2002	Serving Sara (2002)	5%
0/4	" I've never seen (a remake) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes, pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic..." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jun 25, 2002	Mr. Deeds (2002)	22%
0/4	" When the casting call for this movie went out, it must have read 'seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame.'" -- SPLICEDWire Posted Mar 20, 2002	Sorority Boys (2002)	13%
0/4	" *It's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie, but Resident Evil* really earned my indignant, preemptive departure.*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Mar 13, 2002	Resident Evil (2002)	34%
0/4	" Why do you suppose "Saturday Night Live" stars seem to be no more discriminating when picking movie scripts than zoo monkeys are when they eat their own feces?" -- SPLICEDWire Posted Oct 12, 2001	Corky Romano (2001)	5%
0/4	" *Overproduced action movies aimed at the lowest common denominator simply cannot get any more trite or insultingly hackneyed than Kiss of the Dragon." -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Jul 5, 2001	Kiss of the Dragon (2001)	51%
0/4	" *Hogan's Subaru commercials have 200 times the spirit and charm of Dundee 3." -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Apr 18, 2001	Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles (2001)	12%
0/4	" Tom Green is nothing but a walking, talking schtick." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Apr 18, 2001	Freddy Got Fingered (2001)	10%
0/4	" An astoundingly incompetent debacle of a movie, Joe Dirt is definitive proof that some Hollywood studios will greenlight anything -- anything -- if they think the highly desirable 14-29 male moron demographic will spend money to see it." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Apr 12, 2001	Joe Dirt (2001)	11%
0/4	" Tasteless, pointless, irritating and absurd." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Mar 1, 2001	Series 7: The Contenders (2001)	70%
0/4	" So idiotic, contrived and inept that there's almost no chance a worse movie will be released all year." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Feb 9, 2001	Saving Silverman (2001)	17%
0/4	" It's not just amateurish, it's completely inept from premise to execution." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)	9%
0/4	" I hated this movie, and I had a great time doing it." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Battlefield Earth (2000)	3%
0/4	" Screwed is a low-brow dognapping caper comedy that had all the early warning signs of a real stinker." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Screwed (2000)	10%
0/4	" The most mundane, most out-of-touch college romance of the year?" -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Loser (2000)	26%
0/4	" Even under the best of circumstances, there's nothing redeemable here." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Idle Hands (1999)	16%
0/4	" *Easily one of the worst movies of 1999, End of Days* is absolutely insufferable.*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Jan 1, 2000	End of Days (1999)	11%
0/4	" Baby Geniuses doesn't waste any time getting stupid." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Baby Geniuses (1999)	3%
0/4	" A completely common and utterly excruciating high school ugly duckling romance so grossly out of touch with the times that even the title is passe." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	She's All That (1998)	37%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Phantoms (1998)	11%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Holy Man (1998)	10%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Sour Grapes (1998)	25%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Babe: Pig in the City (1998)	61%
0/4	" *Too dark to be funny and plagued by abyss-sized holes in the plot, slavish dialogue and sketch-quality acting, Jawbreaker* is a 15 minute idea stretched into a feature film.*" -- SPLICEDWire* Posted Jan 1, 2000	Jawbreaker (1998)	7%
0/4	" This is a tedious, tiresome embarrassment and is without question the worst movie I've seen in two years." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Armageddon (1998)	40%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Aug 1, 2001	Turbulence (1997)	18%
0/4	" Nothing but a parade of obligatory one-liners and self-imposed cliches." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jul 24, 2001	Batman & Robin (1997)	12%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	B.A.P.S. (1997)	5%
0/4	" This flick wallows in just about every moth-ridden cliche known to the film industry and relies almost entirely on naked teenage girls and recycled special effects for what it deems excitement." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Starship Troopers (1997)	62%
0/4	" I've never wanted to run from a theater so much in my life." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Black Sheep (1996)	29%
0/4	Click here to read article -- SPLICEDWire Posted Jan 1, 2000	Striptease (1996)	12%
0.5/4	" A catastrophe of bad acting, ludicrous science and conspicuously cheap special effects that can't even follow its own internal logic from one scene to the next." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Sep 1, 2005	A Sound of Thunder (2005)	8%

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