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SIMON ABRAMS
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" Four Christmases is the kind of film that you should only watch if you’re trapped on an airline and can’t fall asleep, the kind of holiday film that makes Jingle All the Way look like a cinematic tour de force." -- New York Press
Posted Dec 3, 2008
 
Four Christmases (2008)25%
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" While it may be unfair to compare Repo! to Whedon’s Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, a vastly superior three-webisode-long comic- book musical, it’s necessary." -- New York Press
Posted Nov 5, 2008
 
Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)30%
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" As a holistic experience, Fear(s) of the Dark feels at odds with itself, torn between highlighting its contributors’ distinct voices and enforcing an artificial unity." -- New York Press
Posted Oct 22, 2008
 
Fear(s) of the Dark (2008)71%
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" An otherwise tired vanity project." -- New York Press
Posted Oct 15, 2008
 
Filth and Wisdom (2008)28%
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" Cera and Dennings’ pouting is obviously not clever or even jaded enough for their stale one-liners to sustain them as anything more than just walking scapegoats for the pretentious." -- New York Press
Posted Oct 1, 2008
 
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)72%
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" In his attempt to make the audience sympathize with Hallam, [director] Mackenzie uses the cheapest trick in the book: attempting to give the audience a link into his head with a manic soundtrack." -- New York Press
Posted Sep 3, 2008
 
Mister Foe (2008)72%
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" The film’s cerebral affectations unravel because neither one is ultimately able to carry the film’s disjointed plot." -- New York Press
Posted Aug 13, 2008
 
A Girl Cut in Two (2008)79%
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" Apart from the new ground Ahsoka breaks as the first female Jedi, The Clone Wars is a pointless experiment in computer-generated (CG) animation." -- New York Press
Posted Aug 13, 2008
 
The Clone Wars (2008)18%
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" Screenwriters Alfred Gough and Miles Millar stuff Dragon Emperor with the same kind of disjointed details that almost ruined the jubilantly preposterous atmosphere of the conspiracy theory hokum in David Koepp’s Crystal Skull screenplay." -- New York Press
Posted Aug 7, 2008
 
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)14%
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" In Canary, the audience is encouraged to sit back and allow sleepily serene scenes of quiet isolation to limit their opinions to tranquil tsk-tsks." -- New York Press
Posted Jul 23, 2008
 
Canary (2008)67%
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" It's not serious enough to be anything more than gee-whiz fun whose gentle touch is more slight than light by the end." -- New York Press
Posted Jul 9, 2008
 
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)88%
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" It’s a 110-minute-long ending with no end in sight." -- New York Press
Posted Jul 9, 2008
 
Days and Clouds (2008)81%
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" All the clues make sense when pieced together -- but only on the surface." -- New York Press
Posted Jul 2, 2008
 
Tell No One (2008)93%
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" Yawn-worthy." -- New York Press
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
Wanted (2008)73%

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