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"Throughout its interminable and steadfastly, maniacally bewildering running time, neither the cast nor director Cunningham appear to have even the most rudimentary idea of what is going on from one sequence to the next." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 5, 2007
 
The Seeker (2007)13%
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"Captivity is the kind of film that gives torture porn a bad name. It's disturbing in the most unpleasant ways possible outside of Abu Ghraib or battlefield snuff films." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jul 20, 2007
 
Captivity (2007)7%
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"No child deserves Happily N'Ever After." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jan 20, 2007
 
Happily N'Ever After (2007)4%
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Posted Feb 3, 2007
 
Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (2006)8%
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"Consider this one disarmed and extremely pointless." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 21, 2006
 
Let's Go to Prison (2006)8%
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"Bah, humbug." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 18, 2006
 
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)13%
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"This rote exercise in slasher-film tedium holds zero surprises." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 3, 2006
 
See No Evil (2006)7%
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Posted May 13, 2006
 
RV (2006)23%
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"Scary Movie 4 is so lazy it's downright boring, something not even a naked Leslie Nielsen (!) can salvage." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted May 6, 2006
 
Scary Movie 4 (2006)38%
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"[A] garish, deliciously awful sequel." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted May 6, 2006
 
Basic Instinct 2 (2006)7%
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"Implausibly tedious, Stay Alive has none of the vicarious thrills of, say, Konami's Silent Hill 2. It’s barely even Pong unplugged." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 8, 2006
 
Stay Alive (2006)7%
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"Long distance information? Get me Hollywood, USA: I’ve got a rusty ice pick to bury in the gullet of whoever greenlighted this pointless exercise." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Mar 4, 2006
 
When a Stranger Calls (2006)9%
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"Director Seltzer and his co-writer Jason Friedberg throw everything they can at the audience in the hope of generating laughter, but the only chuckles I heard arose when a screamy, apparently unchaperoned little wild child took a spill." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Feb 23, 2006
 
Date Movie (2006)6%
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"... even by the logistically malleable standards of the horror genre, Venom lacks even the barest rudiments of the form ..." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Dec 11, 2005
 
Venom (2005)8%
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"[It] pales in comparison to Carpenter’s original fogbanks, some of which were created by optical effects nearly as ancient as filmmaking itself but still vastly more believable than anything seen in this absolutely dreadful and just plain dull remake." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 29, 2005
 
The Fog (2005)5%
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"It’s somehow refreshing to know that the spirit, if not the flesh, of Edward D. Wood Jr. lives on." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 24, 2005
 
A Sound of Thunder (2005)8%
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"Part advertisement for Clear Channel’s Supercross broadcasts and part hellish miscalculation on the part of the producers." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 28, 2005
 
Supercross: The Movie (2005)5%
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"It's just too bad it's not still stuck in a plain brown wrapper." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 4, 2005
 
Eating Out (2005)16%
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"It's just the most inept filmmaking you can catch in theatres right now, or probably all year long." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Feb 6, 2005
 
Alone in the Dark (2005)1%
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"Egregiously mediocre and flagrantly ill-conceived in every department, this is, truly, the cinematic equivalent of finding a single solitary Saltine in your stocking and a pair of old tube socks beneath the tree." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 28, 2004
 
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)5%
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"As dull and dented as a Ford Pinto minus the exploding gas tank." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 19, 2004
 
Taxi (2004)11%
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"Utterly devoid of merit, fantastic or otherwise, a more exasperating descent into the feline world is difficult to imagine." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jul 25, 2004
 
Catwoman (2004)10%
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"Come fly with me? Thanks, no, I'd rather pay cross-country cab fare." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 5, 2004
 
Soul Plane (2004)19%
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"The Punisher is such a bad film that it becomes inadvertently entertaining." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 18, 2004
 
The Punisher (2004)28%
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"A misogynistic, dull-witted bore." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Mar 28, 2004
 
Never Die Alone (2004)26%
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Posted Mar 16, 2004
 
Dirty Work (2004)57%
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"The kind of monstrous misfire that makes your mind ache and your teeth grind." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jan 15, 2005
 
Darkness (2003)4%
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"It's a botched attempt at filmmaking that could easily become a midnight staple along the lines of Showgirls, as aesthetically frazzled as Ed Wood's finest, and as howlingly, inadvertently funny as, well, pick a Sybil Danning movie, any movie." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 12, 2003
 
House of the Dead (2003)4%
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"A complete snooze -- it doesn't even qualify as a nightmare." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 31, 2003
 
Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)22%
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"One of the Peking Opera-trained superstar's most mediocre films, rivaling last year's God-awful The Tuxedo for sheer messy filmmaking and brazen acts of tedium." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 24, 2003
 
The Medallion (2003)18%
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"Real-world drama campers (and former drama campers) may just delight in this 'wacky' teenage soap opera, but the rest will be more likely to seek out the underside of a speeding truck to stop the madness once and for all." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 17, 2003
 
Camp (2003)62%
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"This is strictly dull chuckles from dull wits." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jul 20, 2003
 
Johnny English (2003)33%
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"Even with its scant running time, this nightmarish travesty barrels along with all the whipcord speed and nimble comedic grace of a loved one's funeral." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 15, 2003
 
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)10%
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"Kids will revolt, parents will snooze, and I will be downright giddy if I never encounter another Pokémon movie as long as I live." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted May 18, 2003
 
Pokemon - Heroes: The Movie (2003)17%
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"Malibu's Most Wanted has less than zero to offer, humorously or otherwise, on the state of hip-hop today." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 20, 2003
 
Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)30%
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"[Dreamcatcher] is either a canny metaphor for the country’s current paranoia regarding terrorism and the invisible other, or the single most awful genre film since Starship Troopers." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Mar 23, 2003
 
Dreamcatcher (2003)29%
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"Dull, witless, and exhaustingly incomprehensible affair." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 6, 2002
 
The Tuxedo (2002)22%
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"By turns numbingly dull-witted and disquietingly creepy." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Aug 4, 2002
 
The Country Bears (2002)27%
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"The trashy teen-sleaze equivalent of Showgirls." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 14, 2002
 
New Best Friend (2002)6%
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"Bad and baffling from the get-go." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Feb 17, 2002
 
Rollerball (2002)4%
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"Oedekerk's latest exercise in what I like to call 'the cinema of screechy hellsuck.'" -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Feb 3, 2002
 
Kung Pow! (2002)12%
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"Pre-packaged dog crap, a dumb movie made by dull-witted adults who clearly believe that just because some viewers currently reside at the lower end of the age spectrum, they don't deserve better." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jan 20, 2002
 
Snow Dogs (2002)23%
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"There's precious little to like about the witless and decidedly tedious Black Knight." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Nov 25, 2001
 
Black Knight (2001)13%
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"A toothless, fright-free journey into dullsville." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 15, 2001
 
Soul Survivors (2001)4%
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"Extreme sports ... have rarely been as markedly unexciting as they are in this road trip through mediocrity." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Oct 8, 2001
 
Extreme Days (2001)40%
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"If this is Hyams' idea of a 'reimagining,' perhaps his imagination is best left unexplored." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Sep 10, 2001
 
The Musketeer (2001)10%
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"I've seen 15-minute porno loops that display more tenderness toward the human condition than this nihilistic broadside." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jul 30, 2001
 
Baise Moi (2001)23%
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"Right now my greatest fear in life are the words Tomb Raider 2." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Jun 25, 2001
 
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)19%
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"Witless, dull, and oh-so-predictably offensive." -- Austin Chronicle
Posted Apr 23, 2001
 
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)10%

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