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CRITICS / AUTHORS REVIEWS AND ARTICLES
MARYANN JOHANSON
PUBLICATION(S)
• Apollo Guide
• Flick Filosopher

BIOGRAPHY
"One of online’s finest" film critics, or so says trade mag Variety, MaryAnn Johanson is a New York City-based freelance writer who loves movies but hates what Hollywood sometimes does to them.
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Total Reviews: 2408
Total QuickRatings: 4

CRITICS GROUP(S)
• Online Film Critics Society
• Cinemarati

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• Location: New York City


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A SAMPLING OF THIS CRITIC'S CINEMATIC TASTE
 
BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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9/10 1776
81/100 Murphy's Romance
75/100 Nikki - Wild Dog of the North
70/100 The Kennel Murder Case
6/10 All Quiet on the Western Front
60/100 The Cassandra Crossing
55/100 The Legend of Lobo
45/100 Surviving the Game
3/10 Cocktail
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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9/10 BookWars
9/10 Olive, the Other Reindeer
9/10 Kestrel's Eye
9/10 Cast Away
9/10 The Gift
9/10 O Brother, Where Art Thou?
9/10 The House of Mirth
9/10 The Emperor's New Groove
9/10 1776
9/10 All About Eve
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WORST REVIEWED
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2/10 Goodbye, 20th Century
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This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 77% of the time.

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"[T]he real charms of [t]his second outing... flow much as they did in the first one: by not lingering on the spectacle but on the sweetness of... the child characters and the enchanting talking animals..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 15, 2008
 
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)69%
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"[H]its every single damn note in precisely the wrong way... strains for screwball and misses entirely..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 10, 2008
 
A Previous Engagement (2008)35%
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"Imagine if the pod race in Star Wars Episode I was as bad as everyone said it was, and took itself twice as seriously, and went on for more than two hours." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 9, 2008
 
Speed Racer (2008)35%
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"[A] fierce, uncompromising critique of... nonchalant imperialism, and maybe even of just men on the whole... Which makes this one of the most sneakily feminist movies I've seen in a while." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 9, 2008
 
Before the Rains (2008)38%
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"[I]t was probably inevitable that such an audacious attempt would fail to succeed entirely. Which isn't to say that this bold and fearless film isn't worth a look." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 7, 2008
 
Constantine's Sword (2008)75%
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"This horrendous early 70s throwback... is being marketed as some sort of hip retro cool thing, when it's really just an artifact from the era that was best left dead and buried." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Sabrina, the Teenage Witch: The Complete Animated Series (1971-1974)n/a
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"[T]here is no shying from what Austen was always really talking about: sex as a weapon and (female) virginity as a commodity, and so that grim practicality hangs over everything..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Sense And Sensibility (2007)n/a
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"[R]eally quite unbelievably dull... mysteriously unfeminist... too..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Bionic Woman - Volume 1 (2007)n/a
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"As undemanding family fare goes, the best you can hope for is that you don't want to shoot yourself when it's over, and by that measure, this gentle if unprepossessing flick succeeds." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
The First of May (1999)n/a
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"[S]o many movies that are designed to appeal to the 'faith and values' crowd... end up being smugly exclusionary... But this bridges that divide..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Pearl Diver (2006)n/a
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"[A]s smart and heartfelt as it is observant about the universalities of the lives of women..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Caramel (2008)91%
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"The longer you trust... Mamet... the more you'll be crushed when the film, which is always teetering on the edge of preposterousness, finally tumbles over that edge." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Redbelt (2008)72%
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"Bleibtreu and Herzsprung embody their characters with such vicious monstrousity that it's hard to forget that they're merely actors." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Four Minutes (2007)76%
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"What had been a charming if undaring story about two friends who might be able to fall in love stops trusting itself -- and stops trusting the audience to stick with it without being dragged along by the nostrils." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Made of Honor (2008)12%
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"[M]ight well be the perfect comic book movie... It's just pertinent enough to feel like it's set in something like the real world and just tongue-in-cheek enough not to get too heavy about it, but it's got enough self-respect to be sincere." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 30, 2008
 
Iron Man (2008)93%
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"Even on its own sorry terms, Baby Mama is ludicrous, falling back on toilet humor because it has nothing else to offer." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 24, 2008
 
Baby Mama (2008)60%
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"It's really hard to like a character when his own movie makes fun of him..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 21, 2008
 
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)84%
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"Hilarious... And cheeky and cheery and so popcorn-a-licious a fantasy historical action comedy that you want to stand up and cheer." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 17, 2008
 
The Forbidden Kingdom (2008)62%
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"[I]n a saner universe... you could scoff at Stein and dismiss him and not give this propagandistic nonsense another thought. But... [y]ou need to see this movie because these people are not going away..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 16, 2008
 
Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008)9%
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"I haven't seen these movies since they first aired, and it was a delight to catch up with the Franciscos -- the alien Tenctonese immigrants to Los Angeles -- and human Detective Matt Sikes..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 14, 2008
 
Alien Nation Ultimate Movie Collection (1995-1997)n/a
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"[R]elentlessly grim, relentlessly brutal, relentlessly cynical... [W]orks if you buy Reeves... as an unvarnishing mirror of exhausted but still thrashing 40ish Generation Xers..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 13, 2008
 
Street Kings (2008)33%
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"A] film that sharper and savvier about love and romance and sex, in all its many diverse expressions, than most..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 31, 2008
 
Tick Tock Lullaby (2008)n/a
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"[A]lmost entirely preposterous -- never mind that it's apparently based on a true story -- and yet somehow wonderfully entertaining at the same time..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 28, 2008
 
21 (2008)31%
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"[I]t's pro-the-troops -- as if anyone could honestly be against the health and well-being of our troops -- but anti-the-bullsh*t that they're being put through..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 28, 2008
 
Stop-Loss (2008)65%
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"Here's yet another incarnation of the classic mystery-comedy cartoon series, and an entirely superfluous one." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 27, 2008
 
A Pup Named Scooby-Doo - The Complete First Season ()n/a
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"[T]ruly as impossible to watch now as [it was] back when we were all undiscriminating children..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 27, 2008
 
The Smurfs - Season 1, Volume 1 (1981)n/a
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"It's sort of shocking to see how aggressively this manic Comedy Central animated series ridicules the Bush adminstration and its foibles... if you can stomach calling warmongering, the embracing of torture, and the denial of evolution 'foibles.'" -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 27, 2008
 
Lil' Bush: Resident of the United States - Season One (2007)n/a
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"[Star/writer Pegg] ladles a deeper understanding of why men screw up into Dennis than we usually see in romantic comedies..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 26, 2008
 
Run, Fat Boy, Run (2008)48%
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"The performances from this extraordinary cast are as sumptuous as you'd expect, but they disappear into a wisp of insignificance." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 25, 2008
 
Married Life (2008)55%
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"[T]erribly earnest and, as a result, terribly dull..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 25, 2008
 
Flawless (2007)62%
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"This isn't a movie: it's a buffet at which... Perry piles your plate with spoonfuls of absurd melodrama, a taste of gritty urban drama, a heaping of cheap cartoon, and a big side of corn." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 24, 2008
 
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008)30%
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"It's beautiful and gentle and warm and a little silly, but in the best possible way..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 18, 2008
 
The Band's Visit (2007)98%
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"There's not enough story here... and the moodiness is of a type that doesn't speak to me..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 18, 2008
 
Paranoid Park (2008)76%
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"[W]orks better than it should but not enough to be genuinely interesting..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 17, 2008
 
Suburban Shootout (2006)n/a
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"It's one joke that goes on way too long..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 17, 2008
 
Romeo & Juliet Get Married (2005)n/a
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"By the power of Numbskull!" -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 17, 2008
 
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe - Volume 1 (2002)n/a
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"[I]ntellectual slapstick, a ticklish combination of comic torment, a brutal grasping of life's fickleness, and sheer bloody violence that is like a shout in the dark against it..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 17, 2008
 
In Bruges (2008)78%
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"Modern movies seem to feel that women should pay for their independence by suffering and fretting over it, but there's not a whiff of that depressing and unfair attitude here, which is... delightfully refreshing." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 14, 2008
 
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (2008)76%
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"[V]isually impressive but naratively underpowered..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 14, 2008
 
Sleepwalking (2008)16%
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"[W]hat has Hollywood done with this gentle plea for tolerance? It has been turned into something that looks astonishingly like far-right propaganda about how Christians are a persecuted minority -- as if this were 100AD in the Roman Empire..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 14, 2008
 
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! (2008)78%
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"[D]oes what it does so damn well, and... what is does is so sadly so vitally necessary, even if you wish it weren't..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 11, 2008
 
Taxi to the Dark Side (2008)100%
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"[A] tad too self-conscious about the 'importance' of its 'message.'" -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 7, 2008
 
Diary of the Dead (1976)n/a
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"Oh my god: the silly, it burns. It burns!" -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 7, 2008
 
10,000 B.C. (2008)9%
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Click here to read article -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 7, 2008
 
Dedication (2007)41%
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"There's less humor and less character stuff than I'd like... But, you know: it's SG-1." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 6, 2008
 
Stargate: The Ark of Truth (2008)n/a
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"Maybe it's not the 100-percent truth -- maybe it's half, or more, invented. But it's a damn good guess, and a ridiculously entertaining one." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 6, 2008
 
The Bank Job (2008)77%
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"[A] must-see for its honesty and its fine, graceful performances..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 3, 2008
 
Canvas (2007)75%
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"There's a reason why we don't often see the black comedy combined with the romantic comedy: it rarely works." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Mar 3, 2008
 
Dedication (2007)41%
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"[S]wing[s] with thoughtless abandon from one posture to another. Bam! Here's a vomit joke! Bam! Here's a tenderly romantic moment!" -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Feb 29, 2008
 
Semi-Pro (2008)21%
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"[C]ompared to City of God and the TV series [it's] disappointingly conventional..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Feb 29, 2008
 
City of Men (2008)77%

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