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MARYANN JOHANSON
PUBLICATION(S)
• Apollo Guide
• Flick Filosopher

BIOGRAPHY
"One of online’s finest" film critics, or so says trade mag Variety, MaryAnn Johanson is a New York City-based freelance writer who loves movies but hates what Hollywood sometimes does to them.
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Total Reviews: 2465
Total QuickRatings: 4

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• Location: New York City


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"[S]cience fiction drama with the emphasis on the drama... [T]here are no monsters [here] except the all-too-human kind, and no demons except the all-too-familiar ones that plague us all." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 25, 2008
 
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)33%
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"[I]t's rather like its protagonist, Charles Ryder: really quite handsome to look at but so damn tedious and somber that you want to smack some sense into him." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 24, 2008
 
Brideshead Revisited (2008)71%
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"[I]ntimate and incisive... a peek into the horrors of adolescence that most of us have tried to forget, and shouldn't..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 22, 2008
 
American Teen (2008)67%
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"[N]one of the nonsensicalness would matter if the movie would let me get caught up in it, but that hardly happened, much as I wished it would..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 18, 2008
 
Mamma Mia! (2008)53%
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"[Induces] culture shock at discovering [an] unseen world..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 17, 2008
 
Up The Yangtze (2008)95%
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"[S]tarts out merely a misbegotten mess... And then it all turns terrifying..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 17, 2008
 
Space Chimps (2008)37%
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"If Dark Knight is a nightmare of particularly modern neuroses, then Batman/Bruce Wayne are a tiny ray of hope upon awakening." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 15, 2008
 
The Dark Knight (2008)95%
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"I walked out of Meet Dave... I invested about 50 minutes in the film, which was more than it deserved, and then I finally gave up and left." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 14, 2008
 
Meet Dave (2008)21%
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"[H]as no pretensions to being anything other than a theme park ride..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 10, 2008
 
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)60%
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"I want to say that II is pure dumb popcorn fun while you're watching it and instantly forgettable the moment the credits start to roll, but actually, I was forgetting it while I was still in the process of watching it." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jul 10, 2008
 
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)87%
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"There are many joys to be found in Hancock, not the least of which is Smith's effortless performance..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 30, 2008
 
Hancock (2008)38%
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"Wall-E is art. Hell, it's philosophy -- it's practically religion." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 27, 2008
 
WALL-E (2008)96%
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"There's no reason why, if little girls are perfectly capable of enjoying the adventures of Harry Potter, little boys shouldn't be capable of enjoying the adventures of Kit Kittredge..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
Kit Kittredge: An American Girl (2008)80%
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"[S]imultaneously feel[s] exhilaratingly like one of the most cleverly original action scripts in years and... comfortably reminiscent of a slew of hero's-journey adventures..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
Wanted (2008)72%
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"[S]o few movies make me laugh out loud, and I did do that more than once with this one, and that's reason for a minor celebration..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 23, 2008
 
Get Smart (2008)53%
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"[I]sn't merely endlessly crude: it's also dishonest and contemptuous of itself..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 20, 2008
 
The Love Guru (2008)15%
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Posted Jun 20, 2008
 
Under the Same Moon (2008)73%
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"[A] smart, wry look at the American enthusiasm for and then paranoia over the first manmade satellite to orbit Earth... [R]ings with a truth that still holds..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 18, 2008
 
Sputnik Mania (2008)90%
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"Maybe Shyamalan didn't mean for The Happening to be exciting and dramatic: perhaps the writer-director intended the film to be an exercise in sucking all the life and emotion out of fictional characters." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 16, 2008
 
The Happening (2008)19%
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"The first of the three battle setpieces... gave me particular thrills, as a fan of both superhero action and brilliant actors." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 13, 2008
 
The Incredible Hulk (2008)67%
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"[C]harming and gorgeously animated... kids of all ages, including the grownup ones, will love [it]..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 9, 2008
 
Kung Fu Panda (2008)88%
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"[A]voids that pitfall that brings down this genre of nutty comedy far more often than not: there's nothing meanspirited about it. It's crude in many ways... but it's never vulgar, and in fact it's often strikingly sweet." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Jun 6, 2008
 
You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)34%
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Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Monster Road (2004)86%
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Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Recount (2008)75%
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Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Vanaja (2007)78%
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Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Rhythm Thief (1994)n/a
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"I felt like some sort of alien anthropologist watching this movie... I don't see myself or the women that I know in them. Not at all. Not in the tiniest degree." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 30, 2008
 
Sex and the City: The Movie (2008)51%
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"Good thing The Strangers isn't actually scary in the least, because then I might really have to off on a rant about how our entertainment overlords are conspiring with our government to keep us timid and afraid." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 30, 2008
 
The Strangers (2008)41%
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Posted May 30, 2008
 
Sunshine (2007)75%
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"I sat through two hours of Crystal Skull and when it was over, my jaw was aching, because I hadn't stopped grinning like a little kid the whole time. I love this movie. I love it." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 22, 2008
 
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)76%
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"[A] thoroughly unique experience, one that is wildly cinematic in that it never lets you forget you're watching a movie, and yet one that is so enrapturing that you get lost in it..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 21, 2008
 
The Fall (2008)53%
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Posted May 21, 2008
 
Speed Racer: The Movie (1993)n/a
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Posted May 21, 2008
 
Military Intelligence and You! (2008)35%
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Posted May 21, 2008
 
Steel City (2006)86%
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Posted May 21, 2008
 
Saawariya (2007)41%
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"[Y]ou cannot come away from this charming and inspiring documentary... and not vow to never, ever give up on life, or on anything you really want to do, no matter what great age you manage to achieve." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 20, 2008
 
Young@Heart (2008)88%
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"Oh, what a sweet, sad, sexy movie!" -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 19, 2008
 
Love Songs (2008)67%
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"[T]he real charms of [t]his second outing... flow much as they did in the first one: by not lingering on the spectacle but on the sweetness of... the child characters and the enchanting talking animals..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 15, 2008
 
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)66%
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"[H]its every single damn note in precisely the wrong way... strains for screwball and misses entirely..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 10, 2008
 
A Previous Engagement (2008)35%
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"Imagine if the pod race in Star Wars Episode I was as bad as everyone said it was, and took itself twice as seriously, and went on for more than two hours." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 9, 2008
 
Speed Racer (2008)36%
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"[A] fierce, uncompromising critique of... nonchalant imperialism, and maybe even of just men on the whole... Which makes this one of the most sneakily feminist movies I've seen in a while." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 9, 2008
 
Before the Rains (2008)45%
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"[I]t was probably inevitable that such an audacious attempt would fail to succeed entirely. Which isn't to say that this bold and fearless film isn't worth a look." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 7, 2008
 
Constantine's Sword (2008)83%
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"[S]o many movies that are designed to appeal to the 'faith and values' crowd... end up being smugly exclusionary... But this bridges that divide..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Pearl Diver (2006)n/a
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"[A]s smart and heartfelt as it is observant about the universalities of the lives of women..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Caramel (2008)91%
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"The longer you trust... Mamet... the more you'll be crushed when the film, which is always teetering on the edge of preposterousness, finally tumbles over that edge." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Redbelt (2008)71%
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"Bleibtreu and Herzsprung embody their characters with such vicious monstrousity that it's hard to forget that they're merely actors." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Four Minutes (2007)76%
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"What had been a charming if undaring story about two friends who might be able to fall in love stops trusting itself -- and stops trusting the audience to stick with it without being dragged along by the nostrils." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Made of Honor (2008)12%
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"[M]ight well be the perfect comic book movie... It's just pertinent enough to feel like it's set in something like the real world and just tongue-in-cheek enough not to get too heavy about it, but it's got enough self-respect to be sincere." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 30, 2008
 
Iron Man (2008)93%
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"Even on its own sorry terms, Baby Mama is ludicrous, falling back on toilet humor because it has nothing else to offer." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 24, 2008
 
Baby Mama (2008)61%
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"It's really hard to like a character when his own movie makes fun of him..." -- Flick Filosopher
Posted Apr 21, 2008
 
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)85%

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