ROTTEN TOMATOES: Frank Swietek

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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F	" A total wipeout." Posted Sep 10, 2008	Surfer, Dude (2008)	0%
F	" Loud, vulgar and stupid, but what's most amazing is that despite all the bedlam, it will probably either bore you to tears or send you into gales of unintended laughter." Posted Aug 20, 2008	Death Race (2008)	43%
F	" Nasty, brutish but--pace Thomas Hobbes--insufficiently short gorefest...nothing more than an exercise in sadism." Posted May 12, 2008	Frontier(s) (2008)	65%
F	" Quite possibly the dumbest movie ever made by an Oscar winner--and that includes all the dreadful pictures with Rod Steiger, F. Murray Abraham and even Cuba Gooding, Jr." Posted Apr 19, 2008	88 Minutes (2008)	5%
F	" An inordinately sleazy medical thriller operating on the erroneous belief that the combination of hot sex and cold corpses constitutes a real turn-on." Posted Apr 18, 2008	Pathology (2008)	47%
F	" An absolutely awful remake of an eighties teen slasher flick that wasn't any good to begin with...resolutely dumb, dull and predictable." Posted Apr 11, 2008	Prom Night (2008)	8%
F	" Almost surrealistically bad...not only fails totally to delight but is even likely to creep you out." Posted Mar 19, 2008	CJ7 (2008)	51%
F	" Dreadful stuff, aggressively silly and repulsively nasty." Posted Mar 15, 2008	Doomsday (2008)	48%
F	" *This crackpot combination of Pathfinder* and Apocalypto [is] a brainless exercise in prehistoric goofiness that actually affords more laughs than Ice Age.*" Posted Mar 6, 2008*	10,000 B.C. (2008)	9%
F	" The level of foolishness here is simply too high, and the execution so slapdash that the result doesn't seem so much a parody of amateurishness as an example of it." Posted Feb 21, 2008	Be Kind Rewind (2008)	67%
F	" The cinematography and sound work are mediocre, but still far better than the material deserves: you can still see and hear what's happening on the screen." Posted Feb 5, 2008	Strange Wilderness (2008)	0%
F	" Easily lives down to what genre fans have come to recognize as the Boll standard." Posted Jan 11, 2008	In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)	4%
F	" *Borrows so heavily from the corpus of J-horror flicks, and especially Hideo Nakata's, that it should really be titled The Ring Tone." Posted Jan 4, 2008*	One Missed Call (2008)	0%
F	" *The title of this stinker should really be compressed to P....You." Posted Dec 20, 2007*	P.S. I Love You (2007)	21%
F	" Errant pseudo-mystical nonsense that manages to be both ponderously pretentious and extravagantly absurd...an act of real cinematic lunacy." Posted Dec 18, 2007	Youth Without Youth (2007)	29%
F	" Despite its title, in every crucial respect the picture shoots nothing but blanks...it's Uwe Boll bad." Posted Nov 21, 2007	Hitman (2007)	15%
F	" *Incoherent bluster that's meant to be as much a satirical take on the post-9/11 world as Dr. Strangelove* was on the Cold War era, but fails miserably in every respect.*" Posted Nov 14, 2007*	Southland Tales (2007)	34%
F	" *If it ever had a prime, the Saw* franchise is well past it...a mess...and an ugly mess at that.*" Posted Oct 27, 2007*	Saw IV (2007)	19%
F	" *Even more boring than it was the first couple of times...a cross between Mad Max* and Day of the Dead, though markedly inferior to both.*" Posted Sep 20, 2007*	Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)	22%
F	" Some movies are so scummy that after watching them you feel the need for a shower; after sitting through this one, you might think a scouring pad is in order." Posted Sep 20, 2007	Good Luck Chuck (2007)	3%
F	" *Written as well as directed by Hyung-rae Shim, which apparently means Uwe Boll in Korean, [it's] so campily awful that it's Mystery Science Theater-ready." Posted Sep 16, 2007*	Dragon Wars (2007)	27%
F	" *There are two Wills in The Brothers Solomon, but there's still no way it's a remotely good movie...a hopelessly feeble comedy sketch cruelly extended to feature length." Posted Sep 6, 2007*	The Brothers Solomon (2007)	16%
F	" Just the latest misguided attempt to recycle an old horror classic, replacing suspense and a sense of mystery with splatter movie cliche and heavy-handed backstory." Posted Aug 30, 2007	Halloween (2007)	26%
F	" This awful slapstick martial-arts tournament send-up is all bad ideas and worse execution." Posted Aug 28, 2007	Balls of Fury (2007)	23%
F	" A werewolf movie so bad it merits a silver bullet." Posted Aug 11, 2007	Skinwalkers (2007)	14%
F	" Dumb, garish and formulaic...as plastic as the dolls it's based on." Posted Aug 2, 2007	Bratz: The Movie (2007)	7%
F	" This sleazy, silly thriller is so bad it doesn't even seem to realize it's unadulterated kitsch." Posted Jul 27, 2007	I Know Who Killed Me (2007)	8%
F	" Even worse than the movie's being torture-porn junk is the fact that it's also incredibly boring...as predictable as it is ugly and tedious." Posted Jul 14, 2007	Captivity (2007)	7%
F	" The cinematic equivalent of a bludgeon that wallops you into a sort of mindless stupor with its brazenly stupid plot and chintzy visual pyrotechnics." Posted Jun 2, 2007	Day Watch (2007)	63%
F	" A near-lunatic combination of a movie that's basically wall-to-wall violence--not especially well-executed, at that--with a warning about the effects of violent entertainment." Posted Apr 26, 2007	The Condemned (2007)	16%
F	" The Boston cops had it wrong: the promotional gizmos put up in public places to advertise this movie weren't bombs, it's the picture itself that's one." Posted Apr 11, 2007	Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theatres (2007)	47%
F	" There's gore galore, but not much more. And it's a bore." Posted Mar 23, 2007	The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)	12%
F	" *It's appropriate that much of Because I Said So* is set in a bakery, because even in a sea of awful chick flicks, this appalling confection takes the cake.*" Posted Jan 31, 2007*	Because I Said So (2007)	5%
F	" One of those throw-everything-at-the-screen-and-see-if-anything-sticks movies...In this case, nothing does...All terrible--puerile, vulgar and unfunny." Posted Jan 26, 2007	Epic Movie (2007)	2%
F	" What Carnagehan--sorry, Carnahan--has wrought is a foul, speciously cool exercise in gross, pointless mayhem...all sass and no substance." Posted Jan 25, 2007	Smokin' Aces (2007)	27%
F	" *Astronomically awful, like the crappiest copy of a Dario Argento giallo* ever made...Thr3e isn't even half the movie Se7en was.*" Posted Jan 3, 2007*	Thr3e (2007)	6%
F	" A three-hour practical joke without a punchline, at once maddeningly obscure and infinitely boring." Posted Apr 14, 2007	Inland Empire (2006)	69%
F	" Dank, stupid and--the most unpardonable of sins--extraordinarily tedious." Posted Dec 26, 2006	Black Christmas (2006)	15%
F	" Another helping of sadism disguised as entertainment...even aficionados of such massacre-fests are likely to find this a long slog." Posted Dec 1, 2006	Turistas (2006)	15%
F	" An artsy-fartsy disaster...a would-be film of ideas that runs dry of them very quickly." Posted Nov 21, 2006	The Fountain (2006)	51%
F	" Given that this is a prequel...there's no suspense, only ninety minutes of lip-smacking sadism. This is entertainment?" Posted Oct 6, 2006	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)	13%
F	" Likely to leave you scratching your head--not merely because the plot's so hard to follow but because you'll be wondering why anybody thought it was worth making." Posted Sep 25, 2006	Haven (2006)	14%
F	" It would be easy to go on at length about how tasteless and repulsive the movie is, but what's really depressing about it is the repetitiveness and tedium." Posted Sep 21, 2006	Jackass: Number Two (2006)	61%
F	" So puerile and gross that though the movie wants to say something about the dumbing down of America, it winds up not so much commentary as part of the problem." Posted Sep 1, 2006	Idiocracy (2006)	72%
F	" *In terms of age level, Zoom* stands somewhere between Baby Geniuses and The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but it's just as bad as both of them.*" Posted Aug 12, 2006*	Zoom (2006)	2%
F	" *Ideally a horror movie will make your heart race, but as it turns out, Pulse* barely has one.*" Posted Aug 12, 2006*	Pulse (2006)	12%
F	" *Another gimmicky one-joke comedy from the Wayans brothers that may not use as much makeup as White Chicks* but lots more special effects and is even more dreadful.*" Posted Jul 13, 2006*	Little Man (2006)	13%
F	" Hugely tedious...this turgid, opaque, whale-obsessed fiasco might be described as one big, festering hunk of blubber." Posted Jun 13, 2006	Drawing Restraint 9 (2006)	57%
F	" *Save your money and just watch Smackdown* instead--even it has got to be more entertaining than this swill.*" Posted May 19, 2006*	See No Evil (2006)	7%
F	" Easily one of the most boring, incoherent and overproduced movies ever made. And at two full hours, it's far too much of a bad thing." Posted Apr 21, 2006	Silent Hill (2006)	30%

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