ROTTEN TOMATOES: Ed Gonzalez

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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0/4	" College Road Trip hurts more than just the eyes and ears, it wreaks havoc on one's humane sensibilities." -- Slant Magazine Posted Mar 6, 2008	College Road Trip (2008)	13%
0/4	" A Broken Sole is a bad movie, worse theater." -- Slant Magazine Posted Oct 26, 2007	A Broken Sole (2007)	n/a
0/4	" Trade has cojones for trying to lay the kind of political guilt trip it does on us with its sham aesthetics and lurid telenovela-writ-large storyline." -- Slant Magazine Posted Oct 19, 2007	Trade (2007)	27%
0/4	" Like overpriced costume jewelry, this tasteless, soulless contraption is sure to appeal to anyone who owns Celine Dion and Meatloaf albums." -- Slant Magazine Posted Dec 11, 2004	Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004)	34%
0/4	" *If some films are made to order, the market-researched A Cinderella Story* has the stretch marks to prove it.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jul 12, 2004	A Cinderella Story (2004)	10%
0/4	" Sleepover will do for tween girls what Max Keeble�s Big Move did for prepubescent boys: get them beat up at school." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jul 7, 2004	Sleepover (2004)	15%
0/4	" *Michael Bay�s latest jingoistic fetish film, Bad Boys II, could be the most vile creation to come out of Hollywood since Patch Adams." -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jul 14, 2003	Bad Boys II (2003)	24%
0/4	" *Tailor-made for the K-Mart sect, K-PAX* is a weepy regression fantasy for the psychologically half-conscious.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Oct 18, 2001	K-Pax (2001)	41%
0/4	" Sanctimonious drivel." -- Slant Magazine Posted May 2, 2001	Pay It Forward (2000)	39%
9/100	" *Think Animal House* meets the Revenge of the Nerds and you have the essence of H.O.T.S.� plot.*" -- Apollo Guide* Posted Jul 25, 2001	H.O.T.S. (1979)	33%
.5/4	" A depressing pageant of bad dialogue, uninspired sword fights, corny getaways, and loads of completely unintentional sexual innuendo." -- Slant Magazine Posted Aug 16, 2007	The Last Legion (2007)	17%
.5/4	" *The storyline is almost too easy to rag on, what with its almost complete incoherence and dead-serious evocation of Mean Girls* by way of McNamara's own Raise Your Voice.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jul 28, 2007	Bratz: The Movie (2007)	7%
.5/4	" *Welcome to the rom-com in the age of Must Love Dogs." -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jan 30, 2007	Because I Said So (2007)	5%
.5/4	" Poseidon recognizes and encourages belief in the popular popcorn-movie theory of The Survival of the Whitest." -- Slant Magazine Posted May 8, 2006	Poseidon (2006)	33%
.5/4	" A reminder of how low a filmmaker will sink to pander to our most corrupt tendencies." -- Slant Magazine Posted Feb 8, 2006	Final Destination 3 (2006)	45%
.5/4	" *More like Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey's Memoirs of a Geisha." -- Slant Magazine* Posted Dec 3, 2005	Memoirs of a Geisha (2005)	35%
.5/4	" A Clear Channel shill." -- Slant Magazine Posted Aug 12, 2005	Supercross: The Movie (2005)	5%
.5/4	" Where's the lesson here? Don't let your kids out of the house? Don't ask for Ecstasy from strange men in the woods?" -- Slant Magazine Posted Jul 27, 2005	Chaos (2005)	6%
.5/4	" *To paraphrase some hackerish blurb I just heard on the shill-y E! network: Must Love Dogs* is in the doghouse.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jul 24, 2005	Must Love Dogs (2005)	35%
.5/4	" *Immoral and aesthetically bankrupt, Secuestro Express* allows first-time director Jonathan Jakubowicz to exploit and sell out his Venezuelan culture.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jul 14, 2005	Secuestro Express (2005)	52%
.5/4	" Moodysson doesn�t use this borrowed aesthetic to study what�s on his plate; he�s just out to cause a scene." -- Slant Magazine Posted Apr 9, 2005	A Hole in My Heart (2005)	41%
.5/4	" An elaborate equation consisting entirely of bad horror tropes and trashy psychological symbolism." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jan 25, 2005	Hide and Seek (2005)	13%
.5/4	" Solondz fancies himself a spokesman for the socially oppressed but does to celluloid what future serial killers of the world do to butterfly wings." -- Slant Magazine Posted Oct 11, 2004	Palindromes (2005)	43%
.5/4	" *Add Steven Brill's Without a Paddle* to that id-grinding pig-pile that includes Sorority Boys and the American Pie films.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Aug 13, 2004	Without A Paddle (2004)	14%
.5/4	" For those who think there'e nothing funnier than yokels acting like idiots for 90 minutes straight." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jun 2, 2004	Napoleon Dynamite (2004)	70%
.5/4	" *Strictly for those who didn�t want to crawl into the fetal position and die when Shaggy grew breasts in Monsters Unleashed." -- Slant Magazine* Posted Apr 19, 2004	Garfield the Movie (2004)	14%
.5/4	" This is a film that sees only in black-and-white." -- Slant Magazine Posted Apr 15, 2004	Saved! (2004)	60%
.5/4	" Sundance twaddle of the highest degree." -- Slant Magazine Posted Mar 1, 2004	The United States of Leland (2004)	32%
.5/4	" Queens living on Castro and Christopher streets will lap this up, but isn�t this kind of we-are-family minstrel comedy getting kind of old?" -- Slant Magazine Posted Jun 14, 2004	Iron Ladies 2 (2003)	n/a
.5/4	" *The war between America and the Middle East is in full metaphoric force in Vadim Perelman�s ridiculous eviction melodrama House of Sand and Fog." -- Slant Magazine* Posted Nov 26, 2003	House of Sand and Fog (2003)	76%
.5/4	" Blood in. Blood out. Eye roll." -- Slant Magazine Posted Nov 25, 2003	The Order (2003)	7%
.5/4	" Bless Penelope Cruz's Spanish little heart (not to mention her right tear duct) that she can wail a line like �He opened me like a flower of pain� without busting a gut." -- Slant Magazine Posted Nov 19, 2003	Gothika (2003)	15%
.5/4	" Sans the original's entire creative life force, it shouldn�t come as a surprise that this "prequel" allows the lame gross-out to trump all romantic poignancy." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jun 7, 2003	Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)	10%
.5/4	" Its unbearably loud and witless disposition conjures images of studio heads wanting to numb young test audiences into submission." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jan 18, 2003	Darkness Falls (2003)	8%
.5/4	" *Not only is the film's boo-yah opening sequence derivative of Beck's 13 Ghosts, so are all the music video tableau morts and cheesy one-liners." -- Slant Magazine* Posted Oct 21, 2002	Ghost Ship (2002)	13%
.5/4	" *Possibly the most maudlin horror film ever made, Dragonfly* spells out its scares and faith-speak as if it were lecturing from atop Mt. Sinai.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Feb 19, 2002	Dragonfly (2002)	7%
.5/4	" *Sexless Britney is also blas� Britney and Crossroads* might as well be a dry-hump through a Baby-Sitters Club book.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Feb 12, 2002	Crossroads (2002)	15%
.5/4	" Director Rob Hedden may have been onto something: From Crystal Lake to Manhattan, the series itself was always drowning in . " -- Slant Magazine Posted Sep 25, 2004	Friday the 13th - Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)	0%
15/100	" This world, geographically located anywhere between Miami and Bogota, is full of lots of rotting cheese." -- Apollo Guide Posted Jun 12, 2002	Delta Force 2 (1990)	0%
19/100	" This lacklustre effort is a disappointment even to its B-movie predecessors." -- Apollo Guide Posted Jul 24, 2001	A Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell (1991)	n/a
1/5	" The story is scarcely grounded in the mechanics of real-world expression." -- Los Angeles Times Posted May 18, 2007	Even Money (2007)	23%
1/5	" The movies have always asked us to suspend our disbelief, but Dead Silence demands our ignorance of its own derivations. A conflation of the horror genre's laziest tropes, plot angles and shorthands." -- Los Angeles Times Posted Mar 20, 2007	Dead Silence (2007)	18%
1/4	" Essentially the equivalent of a news story where the facts are still forthcoming." -- Slant Magazine Posted Sep 29, 2008	Bullet in the Head (2008)	n/a
1/4	" *Suggests a Black Snake Moan* origin story as conceived by Blanche Devereaux.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Sep 14, 2008	Hounddog (2008)	16%
1/4	" A kissing cousin of Todd Field and Todd Solondz, Ball suffocates audiences with a guttersniping view or suburban life, a Haggassian act of exploitation that misrepresents even the most fundamental modes of human interaction." -- Slant Magazine Posted Sep 7, 2008	Towelhead (2008)	47%
1/4	" Vicky Cristina Barcelona is basically the most arrogant film of the year, an occasion for Allen to feign interest in challenging heteronormic ideals when all he's doing is advancing a simplified view of female sexual agency." -- Slant Magazine Posted Aug 9, 2008	Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)	80%
1/4	" Jesus, Bruno is so going to blow this guy out of the water." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jul 17, 2008	The Doorman (2008)	28%
1/4	" Even when 9/11 is invoked the film doesn't so much suggest a melodrama of the heart and spirit as it does an explosion at a fabric store." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jun 15, 2008	Brick Lane (2008)	65%
1/4	" And you thought Miranda July was twee." -- Slant Magazine Posted Mar 24, 2008	The Toe Tactic (2008)	n/a
1/4	" Priceless, Pierre Salvadori's re-imagining (read: vulgarization) of Breakfast at Tiffany's, wears its contempt on its sleeve." -- Slant Magazine Posted Mar 23, 2008	Priceless (2008)	83%

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