ROTTEN TOMATOES: Frank Ochieng

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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F	"If it sounds bad, that's because it is, but reading about it can't even come close to the experience of actually watching it." -- Movie Eye Posted Jan 19, 2003	Kangaroo Jack (2003)	8%
D-	"Gone are the days of an exciting existentialist movie mastermind who once knew how to stroke the consciousness of the enthusiastically challenged, adventurous moviegoer." -- Movie Eye Posted Jan 15, 2003	In Praise of Love (2001)	53%
1/5	"...a surefire reassurance that war is indeed hell...another prime example of ingenuity involving a box of crayons and someone's desperate idea for quick-witted lunacy." -- Movie Eye Posted May 20, 2007	Delta Farce (2007)	3%
1/5	"Isaac brings back the slaughtering cad under new circumstances although the results remain old...maybe he'll cut his own miserable hockey-masked head off therefore sparing us the inevitable development of Jason XI: The Slaying Stupidity Continues!." -- Movie Eye Posted Apr 28, 2002	Jason X (2002)	21%
1/4	"The Love Guru is creatively awful. The feeling you derive from this dud is comparable to swallowing a bottle of bulky Viagra pills while nursing an inflamed strep throat." -- Movie Eye Posted Jun 19, 2008	The Love Guru (2008)	15%
1/4	"[A] prepubescent piece of piffle in comparison to a hearty belch--it's obnoxious, loud, smelly then soon will disappear into the thin air." -- Movie Eye Posted Mar 6, 2007	Full of It (2007)	6%
1/4	"*Consequently, The Grudge 2* is ruthlessly uneventful and as generically scary as stale pumpkin pie two weeks removed from a sedate Halloween party.*" -- Movie Eye* Posted Oct 19, 2006	The Grudge 2 (2006)	12%
1/4	"*This sophomoric supernatural stinker couldn't put a convincing spell on a disabled frog. The Covenant* has all the intriguing mysticism of a bent magic wand.*" -- Movie Eye* Posted Sep 10, 2006	The Covenant (2006)	3%
1/4	"*Infantile, unfocused and dreadfully inept, Zoom* is badly conceived...a totally faceless fable that strains for enlightenment but merely ends up as disastrous diversion*" -- Movie Eye* Posted Aug 22, 2006	Zoom (2006)	2%
1/4	"*[The Wayanses] collaborate on another forgettable farce drenched in vapid vulgarity...[a] pea-brained prank. Anyone game for White Chicks II?" -- Movie Eye* Posted Jul 23, 2006	Little Man (2006)	13%
1/4	"It's too bad that curiosity didn't kill this particular cat. However, the rest of us will find more stimulating time mindlessly playing with a ball of yarn." -- Movie Eye Posted Jun 30, 2006	Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)	11%
1/4	"[A] painfully generic and gimmicky comedy. Relentlessly interminable, predictable and drowsy in concept. Sandler's man-child routine has already run its course ad nauseam." -- Movie Eye Posted Jun 27, 2006	Click (2006)	31%
1/4	"*Slight, pointless and convincingly witless. Lohan's cinematic Luck* runs out instantaneously...[this] convoluted comical piece is as lucky as a mutilated 2-leaf clover*" -- Movie Eye* Posted May 14, 2006	Just My Luck (2006)	13%
1/4	"The Benchwarmers is basically another dreadful and repetitive sophomoric session of misplaced potty humor that has all the devilish ingenuity of a corked baseball bat." -- Movie Eye Posted Apr 9, 2006	The Benchwarmers (2006)	11%
1/4	"...a relentlessly cheesy, over-the-top sexual thriller that has all the provocative luster of an inner thigh rash...[a] botched, stillborn psychological fable." -- Movie Eye Posted Apr 2, 2006	Basic Instinct 2 (2006)	7%
1/4	"[A] dreadful romantic gangland drama...In The Mix is an on-screen, vapid Valentine's Day card to Usher's professional ego and the giddy-minded skirts." -- Movie Eye Posted Nov 26, 2005	In The Mix (2005)	9%
1/4	"Dreadfully lacking...about as awkwardly received as a training bra on Anna Nicole Smith�s bouncy bosom...a cheap-minded farce aimed at the lowest common denominator" -- Movie Eye Posted Sep 26, 2005	Dirty Love (2005)	8%
1/4	"Woefully murky and meaningless...The world�s most durable and heavy duty flashlight couldn�t bring an ounce of brightness to the underwhelming Alone in the Dark" -- Movie Eye Posted Jan 30, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
1/4	"*...a taxing and intolerable vehicle that has all the charm of a gold-toothed rapper�s root canal. The Cookout* is certainly not any food for thought.*" -- TheWorldJournal.com* Posted Jan 19, 2005	The Cookout (2004)	5%
1/4	"...one of the most woefully irritating and uneventful so-called comedic Yuletide yawners...a seedless slapstick romp that has all the bounce of a defective pogo stick" -- Movie Eye Posted Nov 25, 2004	Christmas with the Kranks (2004)	5%
1/4	"*In watching the anemically manipulative Raise Your Voice, one wouldn�t mind calling for a touch of well-needed laryngitis." -- Movie Eye* Posted Oct 30, 2004	Raise Your Voice (2004)	16%
1/4	"Clark�s CGI-induced rugrat romp is about as inspiring in its hilarity as a diaper rash. Exceedingly nonsensical and�excuse the intended pun�infantile" -- Movie Eye Posted Sep 19, 2004	Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)	0%
1/4	"...a hideous hip hop spoof of the most disposable kind. This is the worst kind of racial rubbish suited appropriately for the barf bag." -- Movie Eye Posted Jun 3, 2004	Soul Plane (2004)	19%
1/4	"...a misguided vanity piece for the twin teenyboppers. Shockingly, this is one pronounced slab of pre-adolescent pabulum at its finest�or at its worst�simply take your pick" -- Movie Eye Posted May 8, 2004	New York Minute (2004)	12%
1/4	"...a tremendously clumsy and disastrous dud for the ages...a staggeringly inept romp that plays like stale fodder in a nostalgic Luther Campbell/2Live Crew home movie." -- Movie Eye Posted Aug 26, 2003	Marci X (2003)	10%
1/4	"...one of the most rancid disappointments ever to be hatched as an intentional piece of flavorless entertainment. Undoubtedly, this dispiriting dreck has all the allure of a pepperoni-induced burp." -- Movie Eye Posted Jun 13, 2003	Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)	10%
1/4	"'Director Jonathan Liebesman helms a ridiculously familiar and arbitrary cheesy horror tale that doesn't effectively challenge the simple conventions of the fright genre.'" -- Movie Eye Posted Jan 30, 2003	Darkness Falls (2003)	8%
1/4	"[A] laughable and lethargic scarefest." -- Movie Eye Posted Jan 26, 2003	Darkness Falls (2003)	8%
1/4	"My Boss�s Daughter is another generically sloppy and dismal chuckle session that doesn�t have any clue whatsoever as to why its torturous funnybone is about as amusing as a mugging in the city�s red light district." -- Movie Eye Posted Aug 23, 2003	My Boss's Daughter (2002)	8%
1/4	"Whenever you agree that there�s more credibility in spotting a flying donkey with the hiccups rather than believing in an effective Madonna-hired acting coach, then you definitely earned the license to go with your first instinct." -- TheWorldJournal.com Posted Feb 3, 2003	Swept Away (2002)	5%
1/4	"To say that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful is just as obvious as telling a country skunk that he has severe body odor." -- Movie Eye Posted Oct 27, 2002	Jackass: The Movie (2002)	49%
1/4	"The Adventures of Pluto Nash is an inane, tacky and stultifying experience for anyone to endure. Gee, talking about a meteoric miscalculation! What did you ever do to deserve this idiotic rocket-sized ruse?" -- Movie Eye Posted Aug 18, 2002	The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)	6%
1/4	"Director Michel Gondry's satire on the "beast in us all" is too pretentious and tedious for us to take as a wry, frothy entertainment. Despite the overload of quirkiness instilled in Kaufman's spotty script, Human Nature is an awkward and tired mes" -- Movie Eye Posted Apr 21, 2002	Human Nature (2002)	50%
1/4	"Kung Pow seems like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk and his fellow moviemakers got through crashing a college keg party." -- Movie Eye Posted Mar 4, 2002	Kung Pow! (2002)	12%
1/4	"*Who's in the mood to play games with Rollerball, an insipid and excitable mindless sports fantasy that rolls over your cinematic senses in incomplete, boisterous fashion?" -- Movie Eye* Posted Mar 4, 2002	Rollerball (2002)	4%
1/4	"Texas Rangers is a generic, gun-toting fable -- a dull, laughable cactus costume drama that has no significant appeal to it other than to boast the empty machismo antics of its leads." -- Movie Eye Posted Mar 4, 2002	Texas Rangers (2001)	2%
1/4	"If poor Mariah Carey suffered a well-publicized breakdown prior to the release of this disposable display, imagine what she'll feel like to learn that she may have appeared in one of the worst ill-advised pointless flicks of the year." -- Movie Eye Posted Mar 4, 2002	Glitter (2001)	6%
1/4	"This film has no direction or redeeming qualities other than being offensive, aimless, and having its young black female leads all dressed up in silly garb with no place to go. B.A.P.S: Beware of Asinine Picture that Stinks!!!" -- rec.arts.movies.reviews Posted Jan 1, 2000	B.A.P.S. (1997)	5%

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