Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 9%
| Norbit (2007) | "
Norbit is not a thriller, action film or suspense story. Still, it achieves the assassination of comedy." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Feb 9, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 27%
| Smokin' Aces (2007) | "
The intended audience must be the fan club for Scarface (Pacino's), anyone who has made a superficial pass at Quentin Tarantino's work, and anyone who felt challenged by Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jan 26, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 22%
| The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green (2006) | "
'I'm 19, but I'm petulant' somehow sums it up." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jun 30, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 54%
| Adam & Steve (2006) | "
A clunky doofus, a comedy of meet-cutes and weak jokes." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted May 12, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 15%
| Stoned (2006) | "
This is one of the worst of the year -- both '06 and '66." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 31, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 18%
| Domino (2005) | "
This is a classically bad movie, much worse than the one almost everyone excoriated in 2003, Gigli." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Oct 14, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 83%
| Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) | "
The movie has visual morsels and a showboat budget, but its truest words are spoken by one of the kids: 'What's the point of all this?'" — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jul 14, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 24%
| The Amityville Horror (2005) | "
When characters are this stupid in a story, it's either a comedy or an insult, for asking viewers to be just as stupid in response." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Apr 15, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 14%
| Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005) | "
A sequel comedy so weak, crass, dumb, labored and lame that it merits a sort of anti-quality Oscar." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 25, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 45%
| Constantine (2005) | "
The year is young, but it's never too soon for the Worst of the Year party. Crashing through the door, a balloon in its ear and a plastic devil doll up its nose, comes 2005's early achiever." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Feb 18, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 56%
| Ocean's Twelve (2004) | "
Pitt and Clooney seem to be on paid vacation, goosing their egos like jolly truants (the royal theft here is their salaries)." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Dec 10, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 26%
| Never Die Alone (2004) | "
Never Die Alone makes each viewer die alone, but shared laughter with other customers may forge a death-pact bond." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 26, 2004 |
Fresh 0/4
| Fresh 63%
| Starsky & Hutch (2004) | "
Viewing Starsky & Hutch is embarrassing, like watching Hollywood eat a cadaver in order to stay alive." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 5, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 35%
| Wonderland (2003) | "
Watching Wonderland is like being trapped in a reeking shed under a naked light bulb, morosely reading old tabloids that have lost their shock value." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Oct 17, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 6%
| Gigli (2003) | "
This is the Cinema of Attitude pampered beyond lousy teen comedy to some post-Tarantino end zone of stupified 'adulthood.'" — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Aug 1, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 42%
| Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003) | "
Meant to be a lark, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is a dodo begging for extinction." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jun 27, 2003 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 5%
| Serving Sara (2002) | "
Serving Sara should be served an eviction notice at every theater stuck with it." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Aug 23, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 27%
| Life or Something Like It (2002) | "
Jolie's performance vanishes somewhere between her hair and her lips." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Apr 26, 2002 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 3%
| Rollerball (2002) | "
A long, violent, expensive and very stupid movie." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Feb 8, 2002 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 40%
| 27 Dresses (2008) | "
The film 27 Dresses only seems like a lobotomy. In fact, this is public surgery to install a new vacuum tube for airheads into the generic chick flick, model 2008." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jan 18, 2008 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 7%
| Bratz: The Movie (2007) | "
Always dressed and coiffed like perfect dolls, the Bratz reaffirm sisterhood by heading for the mall." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Aug 3, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 7%
| License To Wed (2007) | "
You have to go back to the worst Hanna-Barbera cartoons to find gag material this excruciatingly contrived." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jul 6, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Fresh 69%
| Ocean's Thirteen (2007) | "
Plot pieces barely fit, almost nothing is clearly explained, the gizmos and twists are stupid, the wit witless. This movie smokes a fat cigar of assumption, smug that most viewers will need to feel like insiders." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jun 7, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Fresh 80%
| Chalk (2007) | "
Demeaningly patronizing to educators, cheaply dismissive of students, Chalk is a dunce. Erase it." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jun 1, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 8%
| Are We Done Yet? (2007) | "
Puerile prop gags slapped in without development, an inane score, dud reactions, Steve Carr's dismal direction, a Magic Johnson phone-in cameo -- it adds up to the question that keeps arising, which is (yep) the title." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Apr 5, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Fresh 63%
| Reign Over Me (2007) | "
It's all padded, contrived, gummy with sympathy given or denied." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 22, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 8%
| Premonition (2007) | "
Not exactly a thriller, never quite a chiller, hardly suspenseful, it is, at best, a Sandra Bullock vehicle made of vanishing vapors." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 16, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Fresh 60%
| 300 (2007) | "
It is too dumb as drama, even as war spectacle, to be transporting, frightening or sickening. Just numbing." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 8, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 14%
| Wild Hogs (2007) | "
Wild Hogs is an oinker. Feeding us slops of dud comedy are stars who ought to know better by now." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 2, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 5%
| Because I Said So (2007) | "
With Keaton in devastating overdrive, Moore can barely exercise her own brand of ginchiness." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Feb 2, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 56%
| Alpha Dog (2007) | "
It is all so done and overdone, so regurgitated, so late-night TV and what-else-is-new-in-hell." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jan 12, 2007 |
Rotten 1/4
| Fresh 64%
| Apocalypto (2006) | "
Apocalypto is a big load of sado." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Dec 8, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 24%
| School for Scoundrels (2006) | "
To call it slight is to slight the word 'slight.' Even to call it a movie is to place 'movie' in the order of entertainment somewhere near paint scraping." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Sep 29, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 34%
| The Black Dahlia (2006) | "
If few people break out laughing, it's because the fun is sordid, and because connecting the plot dots can induce a stupor." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Sep 15, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 22%
| The Quiet (2006) | "
A sauced teaser that skims Freudian depths it doesn't begin to fathom." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Sep 1, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 47%
| Miami Vice (2006) | "
Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell never seem like the bricks who often star in dumb crime movies. The drug-world Miami Vice is itself the brick: dope for dopes." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jul 28, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 21%
| You, Me and Dupree (2006) | "
Wilson tries far too hard. Dillon is miserable as the square butt of dumb gags. And just six years after Almost Famous, isn't Hudson still a tad young to play the solid, judgingly mature mommy-wife who talks of 'prioritizing responsibilities?'" — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jul 14, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 32%
| Click (2006) | "
The name of the film is Click, but that could also be the sound in your head, the early warning that you've been had again, stung by another dud." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jun 23, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Fresh 69%
| Mission: Impossible III (2006) | "
Meant to be entertaining, Mission: Impossible III is about as much fun as somebody dipping into your brain with a motorized ice cream scooper." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted May 4, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 25%
| Failure to Launch (2006) | "
Matthew Sexiest Man Alive McConaughey ought to be in Westerns, but not many are being made. So he plays a walking, winky pin-up in Failure to Launch, which may launch commercially but is a failure." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 10, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 23%
| Freedomland (2005) | "
Moore is moving, but the film is a flogging fiasco." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Feb 17, 2006 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 5%
| Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005) | "
An irrefutable thesis against remaking old films." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Nov 23, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 45%
| The Ice Harvest (2005) | "
In my movie fridge, The Ice Harvest packs in far beneath Iceman, The Ice Storm and The Iceman Cometh. It suffers freezer burn even below Ice Palace and Ice Station Zebra." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Nov 23, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 14%
| The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) | "
Haws follow hees as hayseeds rip around in fast cars, churning dust and making faces very close to the camera." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Aug 5, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 41%
| Kicking and Screaming (2005) | "
Dylan ... favors loud sound, loud images, loud everything -- only the laughs are muted." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted May 13, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 16%
| XXX: State of the Union (2005) | "
It's sterile, juvenile, brazenly bad. It will make money. It will be forgotten by the time you get to the bathroom." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Apr 29, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 21%
| The Pacifier (2005) | "
When you look like a billiard ball and prefer to growl your lines while lobbing a glance that says, 'It would delight me to kill you,' it's hard to mix and match with the sweetie-pie kids of The Pacifier." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Mar 4, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 1%
| Alone in the Dark (2005) | "
If you are alone in the dark with Alone in the Dark, be sure to bring chewing gum -- it will provide entertainment." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jan 28, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 12%
| Are We There Yet? (2005) | "
The answer to Are We There Yet? is, yes, we are there -- in comedy hell." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jan 21, 2005 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 10%
| Elektra (2005) | "
You only have to endure this package to miss Uma Thurman, and realize how superior is Tarantino's fleet hipster wit and kinetic showmanship." — San Diego Union-Tribune Posted Jan 14, 2005 |
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