ROTTEN TOMATOES: James E. Laczkowski

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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F	" *I simply will not, and could not, see a worse film this year than Bad Boys II. Michael Bay and Jerry Bruckheimer are bloodsucking ticks sucking the life out of us all." -- Hollywood Bitchslap* Posted Jul 20, 2003	Bad Boys II (2003)	24%
F	" The cinematic equivalent of crap. Not even fun in a campy way. Just annoying, derivative, and lazy horror filmmaking. About as fresh as a �Friday the 13th� sequel." -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Apr 15, 2003	House of 1000 Corpses (2003)	16%
F	" No signs of life found In Schymalan's worst yawner yet. Pretentious, unscary, and full of itself. This guy must be stopped." -- eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 6, 2002	Signs (2002)	74%
F	" A turd disguised as a movie. Lyne just makes pretentious porn and calls it art." -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted May 14, 2002	Unfaithful (2002)	47%
F	" A horrendous movie. One of the worst of 2001. Good luck surviving through it!" -- Epinions.com Posted Apr 17, 2002	Soul Survivors (2001)	4%
F	" The only thing this film teaches is how to kill brain cells. One of the very worst screenplays that single-handedly eradicates the talent Kevin Williamson had." -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Jul 20, 2002	Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)	19%
D-	" Tries SO hard to be weird & original & ends up becoming annoying & lifeless. A pretty film that adds up to nothing. Overstuffed, ultimately silly, and clueless about what its trying to convey." -- eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 20, 2003	Northfork (2003)	56%
D-	" Hopefully this film will die a slow death at the box office and Hollywood will stop putting up green to make irredeemable garbage that has little to no entertainment value." -- eFilmCritic.com Posted May 30, 2003	Wrong Turn (2003)	40%
D-	" A great premise does not make for a great movie. One of the most laughably bad and lifeless films of the year. Cusack needs a comeback and fast!" -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Dec 26, 2002	Max (2002)	70%
D-	" Abandons all plausibility & manages to make 90 minutes feel like 9 hours! Shame on you, Stephen Gaghan!" -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Oct 20, 2002	Abandon (2002)	17%
D-	" One of the worst films of the year. Tired, lifeless, a complete waste of great talent and Hopkins is still a ham. Let's move on from the serial killer genre ASAP" -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Oct 6, 2002	Red Dragon (2002)	68%
D-	" A painful experience heightened by disappointing performances from a talented cast" -- Epinions.com Posted Apr 17, 2002	Slackers (2002)	9%
D-	" A corny manipulative mess with a decent cast, and nothing more. A Hallmark version of the much-better "Ghost World."" -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Apr 18, 2002	My First Mister (2001)	53%
D-	" One of the very worst Altman films that implodes in on itself way before the end. A mess." -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Jul 20, 2002	Dr. T and the Women (2000)	57%
D	" What we sadly have here again is an exercise in audience trickery that will make you mad sooner than it will leave you riveted and entertained. Identity is a film that is constantly in crisis and eventually becomes ludicrous." -- Hollywood Bitchslap Posted Apr 25, 2003	Identity (2003)	63%
D	" Like hanging out at Starbucks with a couple of pretentious sex-starved yuppies who just talk and talk about nothing. Note to filmmakers: You are not Woody Allen!" -- eFilmCritic.com Posted Sep 17, 2002	Kissing Jessica Stein (2002)	84%

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