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"The door is left open for another sequel; if someone would kindly shut it and board it up, that would be much appreciated." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Dec 28, 2007
 
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)14%
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"It probably isn't possible for a single movie to reverse all social progress made since the civil-rights era, but Norbit, the latest broadside from Eddie Murphy, does its best to turn back the clock." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Feb 8, 2007
 
Norbit (2007)9%
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"It's kind of amazing that a joke-a-second comedy like Date Movie doesn't contain a single laugh, but what's there has been so thoroughly focus-grouped and market-tested that no joy escapes the vacuum." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Feb 21, 2006
 
Date Movie (2006)6%
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"There's really nothing much to Prom Night: No twists, no atmosphere, no big Grand Guignol setpieces, not a single moment when it tries to do something novel with the event, the killings, the villain, or the victims." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Apr 11, 2008
 
Prom Night (2008)8%
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"Whatever the intent, the result is unfit for humankind." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Aug 6, 2007
 
Underdog (2007)14%
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"In the not-so-grand tradition of other straight-to-video/late-night-cable T&A-fests, the trouble with Zombie Strippers is that it doesn't come about its exploitation honestly." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Apr 17, 2008
 
Zombie Strippers (2008)39%
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"Boll has been compared to Ed Wood, but there's nothing personal about his ineptitude; he's just a deal-maker completing a transaction. Save perhaps for his fan club of ironists, movies like In The Name Of The King could only make a ledger happy." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Jan 12, 2008
 
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)5%
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"The prospect of Ritchie going back to the gangster genre a third time is unappetizing, but it has nothing on his feeble attempt to reinvent it." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Dec 6, 2007
 
Revolver (2007)16%
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"Heather Graham's would-be singer-songwriter in Broken is a walking cliché in a film overstuffed with them." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Oct 12, 2007
 
Broken (2007)13%
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"There's an audience out there for this kind of thing, but if this is what passes for funny, what in the world of comedy doesn't qualify?" -- Onion AV Club
Posted Sep 20, 2007
 
Good Luck Chuck (2007)3%
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"Captivity has the compulsory quality of a straight-to-DVD movie -- and considering the fast-fading torture-porn movement, that's no doubt the destiny of similar offerings to follow." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Jul 13, 2007
 
Captivity (2007)7%
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"Historically, throwing money at a comedy has never made it funnier, because there's nothing more cost-effective than a joke, and nothing more ruinous than a spectacle trampling all over it." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Jun 21, 2007
 
Evan Almighty (2007)23%
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"The mutants may or may not live to kill again, but at this point, these fussed-over grotesques are better suited to wax museums than movie theaters." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Mar 31, 2007
 
The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)12%
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"Wild Hogs really doesn't spend much time on the road. Good thing, too, because after the guys are found sleeping side-by-side and skinny-dipping together, the writers must have run out of homosexual panic jokes." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Mar 3, 2007
 
Wild Hogs (2007)15%
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"There's nothing authentic or personal about The Holiday -- it's as chilling as heart-warmers get." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Dec 8, 2006
 
The Holiday (2006)47%
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"Broken Bridges is one of those movies where most scenes start with a character staring out over a pond, sitting on a porch, or looking at an old photograph, just waiting to reminisce with whoever sidles up next to them." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Sep 8, 2006
 
Broken Bridges (2006)5%
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"An end-of-summer throwaway that resembles last year's Supercross in its naked ineptitude and willingness to cut corners at every turn." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Sep 2, 2006
 
Crossover (2006)0%
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"It shouldn't be surprising that writer-director Steve Oedekerk, the man responsible for Kung Pow! Enter The Fist and the second Ace Ventura movie, considers single-celled organisms as he shoots for the lowest common denominator." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Aug 12, 2006
 
Barnyard: The Original Party Animals (2006)23%
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"A lazy spitballing session of karmic humor, hinged on the sort of generic rom-com contrivances that keep movies like these from ending at a reasonable time." -- Onion AV Club
Posted May 17, 2006
 
Just My Luck (2006)13%
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"The original should have been a short film; the new version shouldn't exist at all." -- Onion AV Club
Posted Feb 16, 2006
 
When a Stranger Calls (2006)9%

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