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0/4	"The makers of this shameful waste of celluloid have padded their work with fat jokes, homophobic jokes, gratuitous nudity and various bodily functions, while harboring a fundamental hatred for women." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Sep 20, 2007	Good Luck Chuck (2007)	3%
0/4	"If the Western genre is struggling, it's because of terrible movies like this one." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Aug 23, 2007	September Dawn (2007)	13%
0/4	"*Like Beastmaster* or Conan but without the wit or inspiration.*" -- Combustible Celluloid* Posted Apr 27, 2007	Pathfinder (2007)	11%
0/4	"This film is awful in too many ways to count." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jul 13, 2006	Little Man (2006)	13%
0/4	"This piece of junk is so bad that even Paul Walker turned it down." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jul 6, 2006	The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)	34%
0/4	"A vile disaster." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Feb 23, 2006	Running Scared (2006)	40%
0/4	"So confounded lazy and stupid that it makes your head spin." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Sep 16, 2005	Venom (2005)	8%
0/4	"I laughed. I was bored. I couldn't believe my own eyes." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jan 27, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
0/4	"There is not a single lifelike character in the entire picture." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted May 26, 2006	Christmas with the Kranks (2004)	5%
0/4	"[A] gimmick-driven disaster." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted May 26, 2006	First Daughter (2004)	9%
0/4	"Like those earlier films, it too is lazy. But it's also pretentious, pathetic, hysterical, illogical and just plain stupid." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted May 6, 2004	Van Helsing (2004)	22%
0/4	"It's a noisy nightmare, a hugely impersonal, manufactured product. It shows not only a complete disregard for children, but also utter contempt." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Nov 21, 2003	Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)	12%
0/4	"Gigli is so unrelentingly bad that people may want to see it just as a bonding experience; viewers (read: victims) will want to talk and comfort each other afterwards." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Aug 1, 2003	Gigli (2003)	6%
0/4	"Lacks any kind of competence." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jul 7, 2003	Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde (2003)	37%
0/4	"Completely worthless." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jun 20, 2003	Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)	10%
0/4	"A horrible, 99-minute stink bomb." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Oct 25, 2002	All the Queen's Men (2002)	7%
0/4	"Some movies can get by without being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes: a setup, delivery and payoff. Stealing Harvard can't even do that much. Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth." -- San Francisco Examiner Posted Sep 17, 2002	Stealing Harvard (2002)	8%
0/4	"To be influenced chiefly by humanity's greatest shame, reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake! -- is a crime that should be punishable by chainsaw." -- San Francisco Examiner Posted May 24, 2002	Some Body (2002)	41%
0/4	"An ugly, pointless, stupid movie." -- San Francisco Examiner Posted Apr 5, 2002	Teddy Bears' Picnic (2002)	0%
0/4	"The stupidest, most insulting movie of 2002's first quarter." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Mar 24, 2002	Sorority Boys (2002)	13%
.5/4	"*Kirsten Sheridan, who helped write her father Jim Sheridan's overcooked In America* (2003), directs this awful drama, so soggy that her previous work looks positively austere.*" -- Combustible Celluloid* Posted Nov 20, 2007	August Rush (2007)	38%
.5/4	"Both the Farrellys and Stiller seem to have run their course; the film is flabby and the jokes are tired, and all that's left is easy potshots at the usual targets." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Oct 4, 2007	The Heartbreak Kid (2007)	29%
.5/4	"Carell plays the uptight character straight, creating anxiety instead of comedy." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jun 28, 2007	Evan Almighty (2007)	23%
.5/4	"These movies have no love for the characters, nor any respect for their audiences; they're just out to generate money." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Feb 9, 2007	Hannibal Rising (2007)	15%
.5/4	"[An] obnoxious, headache-inducing horror show." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Feb 1, 2007	Because I Said So (2007)	5%
.5/4	"*It left me angry because it's easily the dumbest movie I've seen since The Da Vinci Code. We're not talking a misfire or a disappointment; we're talking droolingly, numbingly stupid." -- Combustible Celluloid* Posted Jan 22, 2007	The Hitcher (2007)	19%
.5/4	"*The buzz is wrong. Apocalypto* is unquestionably the most reprehensible, brain-dead and offensive movie I've seen all year, and this year has been a doozy.*" -- Combustible Celluloid* Posted Dec 7, 2006	Apocalypto (2006)	65%
.5/4	"[An] incredibly tedious and gruesome affair." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Dec 2, 2005	Going Shopping (2006)	43%
0.5/4	"A catastrophe of bad acting, ludicrous science and conspicuously cheap special effects that can't even follow its own internal logic from one scene to the next." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted May 26, 2006	A Sound of Thunder (2005)	8%
0.5/4	"A transparently minimal effort in which many jokes and pivotal plot points are grossly inappropriate for children." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted May 26, 2006	Son of the Mask (2005)	5%
.5/4	"Kicking and Screaming feels as if it were callously vomited out by a machine, along with a couple of spare parts and some putrid grease." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Oct 20, 2005	Kicking and Screaming (2005)	43%
0.5/4	"Here we have a definite candidate for the year's worst picture." -- SPLICEDWire Posted Sep 24, 2005	Underclassman (2005)	8%
.5/4	"Cannon is abrasive and obnoxious, the comedy is not funny and the thrills are not thrilling." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Sep 9, 2005	Underclassman (2005)	8%
.5/4	"How far must these vets have fallen to endure two farting scenes, a peeing-in-the-pool scene, and repeated use of the phrase, "you're my *."" -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Sep 9, 2005	The Man (2005)	11%
.5/4	"Easily the worst Christmas movie of all time, and a surefire contender for the worst film of 2004." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Nov 2, 2004	Surviving Christmas (2004)	7%
.5/4	"It's far too lazy to explore any new levels of stupidity. It's happy to simply loll around on the surface, recapturing already charted levels of stupidity." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jun 6, 2003	2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)	36%
.5/4	"Such a godawful mess that you honestly can't tell if it was meant to be a comedy or not." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Mar 24, 2003	View from the Top (2003)	14%
.5/4	"The film oozes contempt for its audience, caring nothing for the characters or suspense and only craving money." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Feb 17, 2007	Red Dragon (2002)	68%
.5/4	"*Why Scream* director Wes Craven allowed his name to be attached to this uninspiring lump is a mystery. Whatever he was paid, it wasn't enough.*" -- San Francisco Examiner* Posted Dec 2, 2002	They (2002)	37%
.5/4	"The jokes are telegraphed so far in advance they must have been lost in the mail." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Aug 23, 2002	Serving Sara (2002)	5%
.5/4	"The only young people who possibly will enjoy it are infants... who might be distracted by the movie's quick movements and sounds." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Aug 2, 2002	The Master of Disguise (2002)	2%
1/5	"It's like being in school, pinned down by a monotone teacher; most of the movie gives off an almost irresistible urge to nap." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Nov 29, 2004	Alexander (2004)	16%
1/5	"The worst part is those fake blue contact lenses, making their eyes chilling, lifeless orbs. More than anything, it's those dead eyes that make White Chicks so horrible." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jun 30, 2004	White Chicks (2004)	15%
1/5	"*You need at least a passing tolerance for bad musicals to make it through the very broad Connie and Carla* without wincing. Even then it's a struggle.*" -- Combustible Celluloid* Posted Apr 16, 2004	Connie and Carla (2004)	44%
1/4	"Bloody awful..." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Jun 7, 2008	Romance of Astree and Celadon (2008)	75%
1/4	"Director Justin Chadwick... seems to have suddenly woken up behind the camera, with no idea of how he got there or what kind of film this is. " -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Feb 29, 2008	The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)	42%
1/4	"Funny people abound, such as Cedric the Entertainer, Mo'Nique, Mike Epps, etc., but their antics can't save this lazy, bloated, stupid affair. " -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Feb 7, 2008	Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008)	24%
1/4	"Every so often Kapur shoots from behind a huge stone column or pillar; most of these pillars exhibit more personality than the movie." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Oct 11, 2007	Elizabeth: The Golden Age (2007)	34%
1/4	"Penn, in his zeal for the character, very simply misses the obvious: this is a spoiled brat who has become disillusioned with his parents." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Sep 27, 2007	Into the Wild (2007)	83%
1/4	"Girard dampens it, choosing to frame pretty pictures and frost them with a constant, twittering score." -- Combustible Celluloid Posted Sep 13, 2007	Silk (2007)	8%

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