ROTTEN TOMATOES: Walter Chaw

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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0/4	"Thus Myers marries his two passions (hockey and not being funny) into one noxious ball." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jun 19, 2008	The Love Guru (2008)	15%
0/4	"It's a film that countryman Uwe Boll would have made had he the budget and the cinematographer" -- Film Freak Central Posted Apr 2, 2008	10,000 B.C. (2008)	9%
0/4	"*Austen wrote six novels and The Jane Austen Book Club* is about six people who meet to discuss them over the course of six months. 666. Coincidence? I think not.*" -- Film Freak Central* Posted Apr 16, 2008	The Jane Austen Book Club (2007)	65%
0/4	"I'm going to be really f**** depressed if Charlie Bartlett isn't the worst, most irresponsible movie I see this year.*" -- Film Freak Central* Posted Feb 21, 2008	Charlie Bartlett (2007)	55%
0/4	"The worst crime of a film like this is that not only is it retarded, it expects its audience to be retarded as well." -- Film Freak Central Posted Dec 6, 2007	The Golden Compass (2007)	41%
0/4	"Maudlin, mawkish, unintentionally hilarious, and utterly devoid of human emotion. The word I'm searching for, I guess, is "alien."" -- Film Freak Central Posted Oct 18, 2007	Things We Lost in the Fire (2007)	64%
0/4	"It sucks balls." -- Film Freak Central Posted Aug 15, 2007	The Hills Have Eyes II (2007)	12%
0/4	"*Fleming's Nancy Drew* isn't just bad, it's fascinatingly bad.*" -- Film Freak Central* Posted Jun 15, 2007	Nancy Drew (2007)	49%
0/4	"I like that they use crows, because the stink of this carrion has flushed out a few guilty jackdaws." -- Film Freak Central Posted Mar 15, 2007	Premonition (2007)	8%
0/4	"It's hard to find a more stalwart movie monster in the last ten years than Keaton, who's gone from a charming neurotic to a cobwebbed, cell-phone-wielding vagina dentata." -- Film Freak Central Posted Feb 8, 2007	Because I Said So (2007)	5%
0/4	"It's a thoughtless, cancerous, viral, irresponsible pollution whose existence speaks ill of the society that produced it and of any society that would endorse or defend it." -- Film Freak Central Posted Feb 8, 2007	Norbit (2007)	9%
0/4	"Why, and at what point, did Feig choose to ally himself with the bullies of the world and substitute broad stereotype for insight into character?" -- Film Freak Central Posted Aug 20, 2007	Unaccompanied Minors (2006)	27%
0/4	"*Fears that Fangmeier's debut would be the sequel to Dragonheart* nobody wanted prove unwarranted. It's the sequel to BloodRayne that nobody wanted.*" -- Film Freak Central* Posted Dec 14, 2006	Eragon (2006)	16%
0/4	"I am sick to death of taking the White Guilt Trip." -- Film Freak Central Posted Dec 12, 2006	The Architect (2006)	11%
0/4	"There are bad movies, and then there are Nancy Meyers movies." -- Film Freak Central Posted Dec 12, 2006	The Holiday (2006)	47%
0/4	"Gather 'round and marvel at how little Horner and Zaillian think of their leading man." -- Film Freak Central Posted Sep 28, 2006	All The King's Men (2006)	12%
0/4	"The new film by M. Christ Shyamalan." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jul 21, 2006	Lady in the Water (2006)	24%
0/4	"Only as bad as ordinary bad films and not as bad as getting your eyelid caught on a nail." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jul 6, 2006	BloodRayne (2006)	4%
0/4	"The greatest threat that Dan Brown's novel, and now Ron Howard's film of the same, poses to spirituality is the same threat that any bad art presents the human soul." -- Film Freak Central Posted May 20, 2006	The Da Vinci Code (2006)	25%
0/4	"A waste of life, a waste of cash, and a step backwards somehow from the original waste of life upon which it's based." -- Film Freak Central Posted May 10, 2006	Poseidon (2006)	33%
0/4	"Stone's vampy, thumb-on-the-turntable performance is the most hideous bit of creaky past-prime tarting-about since Mae West was dropping the same dusty come-ons." -- Film Freak Central Posted Mar 29, 2006	Basic Instinct 2 (2006)	7%
0/4	"It's two things and both of them suck." -- Film Freak Central Posted Mar 9, 2006	Failure to Launch (2006)	26%
0/4	"Films like this are more sad than anything else." -- Film Freak Central Posted Feb 3, 2006	When a Stranger Calls (2006)	9%
0/4	"*The only thing The Dukes of Hazzard* has in abundance is hate.*" -- Film Freak Central* Posted Jan 8, 2006	The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)	14%
0/4	"It's not funny, and not because it's shocking, but because it's old--so old, in fact, that it's just, well, pathetic." -- Film Freak Central Posted Dec 24, 2005	The Producers (2005)	51%
0/4	"Martin's soul is for sale, dirt cheap." -- Film Freak Central Posted Dec 20, 2005	Cheaper By the Dozen 2 (2005)	6%
0/4	"Dozens of inept thrillers are churned out every year, only a few are ever this simpering." -- Film Freak Central Posted Nov 11, 2005	Derailed (2005)	20%
0/4	"It looks as though the camera's come loose of its crane and whipped around on cables like a firehose for a few hours." -- Film Freak Central Posted Oct 12, 2005	Domino (2005)	19%
0/4	"Just Like Heaven is just awful. It's gonna do great business." -- Film Freak Central Posted Sep 13, 2005	Just Like Heaven (2005)	57%
0/4	"A monument to bad cinema." -- Film Freak Central Posted Sep 6, 2005	A Sound of Thunder (2005)	8%
0/4	"You're likely to want to pluck out your eyeballs." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jun 23, 2005	Bewitched (2005)	25%
0/4	"Of course your children will enjoy it--given enough flashing lights and farting noises, they'll like a George Lucas movie." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jun 9, 2005	Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005)	20%
0/4	"Fonda: pushing, pushing up daisies." -- Film Freak Central Posted May 11, 2005	Monster-in-Law (2005)	16%
0/4	"A salt-lick for under-hung jackasses." -- Film Freak Central Posted Apr 28, 2005	XXX: State of the Union (2005)	17%
0/4	"**Miss Congeniality 2 trods the same path so recently plodded by Nia Vardalos' garish trainwreck Connie and Carla.*" -- Film Freak Central* Posted Mar 28, 2005	Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)	14%
0/4	"No matter how much you paid or were paid to watch this capophagic mess, son, you been robbed." -- Film Freak Central Posted Feb 17, 2005	Son of the Mask (2005)	5%
0/4	"On the short list of Worst Movies Ever Made." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jan 27, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
0/4	"Doesn't even have the wit to be energetic, funny or humane en route to being inane, irritating, and corrosive." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jan 19, 2005	Are We There Yet? (2005)	12%
0/4	"Low, venal entertainment." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jan 13, 2005	Racing Stripes (2005)	34%
0/4	"Loathsome doesn't begin to describe it. How about "toxic"?" -- Film Freak Central Posted Jun 30, 2005	Paparazzi (2004)	18%
0/4	"Actually infuriating." -- Film Freak Central Posted Mar 11, 2005	The Buried Secret Of M. Night Shyamalan (2004)	n/a
0/4	"It's a medieval endurance ritual, an act of self-flagellation like wearing a hair shirt, say, or whipping oneself with a cat-o-nine tails whilst chanting the liturgy." -- Film Freak Central Posted Nov 18, 2004	Christmas with the Kranks (2004)	5%
0/4	"A moment where Brosnan quietly retracts his fishing pole says volumes about the sadness at the so-to-speak root of this testosterone opera." -- Film Freak Central Posted Nov 11, 2004	After the Sunset (2004)	19%
0/4	"I was rooting for the motes." -- Film Freak Central Posted Oct 26, 2004	The Dust Factory (2004)	9%
0/4	"A sad vanity piece." -- Film Freak Central Posted Oct 12, 2004	Unspeakable (2004)	n/a
0/4	"How best to explain a film this mean-spirited, this unfunny--this dispiriting?" -- Film Freak Central Posted Sep 28, 2004	Soul Plane (2004)	19%
0/4	"The film is a vile, thick reduction, making a 9/11 victim's last cries the catalyst for a dimwitted first-person shooter." -- Film Freak Central Posted Sep 21, 2004	September Tapes (2004)	21%
0/4	"When anything is this inept, it starts to feel aggressive." -- Film Freak Central Posted Aug 18, 2004	Without A Paddle (2004)	14%
0/4	"It's bad enough that not only are careers over, but somebody should be slapped." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jul 21, 2004	Catwoman (2004)	10%
0/4	"The picture is the equivalent of a little boy eating a worm to impress the little girl he has a crush on." -- Film Freak Central Posted Jun 10, 2004	Love Me If You Dare (2004)	44%

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