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0/4	"Insidious baffles from the get-go, but the truly impressive feat pulled off by Jerry Schram's directorial debut is that it manages to become exponentially more incomprehensible as it progresses." -- Slant Magazine Posted May 20, 2008	Insidious (2008)	n/a
0/4	"Having already demonstrated the worst that the horror, action and fantasy genres have to offer, Uwe Boll tries his hand at political/cultural satire with Postal and comes up with something smelling awfully similar to feces." -- Slant Magazine Posted May 18, 2008	Postal (2008)	9%
0/4	"For a film about American freedom of expression and the necessity for open dialogue, it's hard to imagine Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed being more one-sided, narrow-minded, and intellectually dishonest." -- Slant Magazine Posted Apr 16, 2008	Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed (2008)	8%
0/4	"So soul-crushingly vapid it makes one hate high school all over again." -- Slant Magazine Posted Apr 11, 2008	Prom Night (2008)	8%
0/4	"So incompetent it should be used by film schools as a manual on how not to make a movie." -- Slant Magazine Posted Sep 22, 2006	They're Just My Friends (2006)	0%
F	"It�s hard to care about situations that have been designed only to obscure the ultimate twist." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 4, 2005	The Village (2004)	43%
F	"One of the most astonishingly idiotic pieces of entertainment I�ve ever had the displeasure of sitting through." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 4, 2005	House of the Dead (2003)	4%
F	"A film in which the heroes are al Qaeda surrogates." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 3, 2005	Battle Royale II (2003)	38%
D-	"Few films are as consistently pathetic." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 4, 2005	My Boss's Daughter (2003)	n/a
D-	"It's rare to find a film with such an ignominious reputation actually living up to the hype." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted Oct 1, 2007	Troll 2 (1992)	0%
.5/4	"For sheer silliness, nothing in 88 Minutes tops the fact that Witt's English ex-con husband boasts the ridiculously fanciful name Guy LaForge, presumably because "Fakey McMake-Believe" was already taken." -- Slant Magazine Posted Apr 1, 2008	88 Minutes (2008)	6%
.5/4	"Only Uwe Boll would assume that the moviegoing public craved a trashy Lord of the Rings rip-off starring Burt Reynolds and Matthew Lillard, and only he could then manage to make such a potentially riotous endeavor so humorless." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jan 20, 2008	In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)	5%
.5/4	"Proves that Hollywood doesn't have a monopoly on ponderous, ersatz-thoughtful war dramas." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jan 15, 2008	Day Zero (2008)	21%
.5/4	"Mad Money opens with the sight of an enormous pile of hundred dollar bills, and that's roughly what it would take to make me once again sit through this dim-witted caper." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jan 15, 2008	Mad Money (2008)	21%
.5/4	"*On the basis of First Sunday, it would seem writer-director David E. Talbert has been keeping close tabs on the creative recipe for success concocted by Tyler Perry." -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jan 9, 2008	First Sunday (2008)	14%
.5/4	"*Takeshi Miike's original 2003 One Missed Call* was second-rate techno-phobic J-horror tripe, meaning that Eric Valette's even lousier American remake is something like the next generation of suck.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jan 4, 2008	One Missed Call (2008)	0%
.5/4	"*Director Voulgaris puts considerable effort into making Valse Sentimentale* as aesthetically hideous as possible.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Mar 24, 2008	Valse Sentimentale (2007)	n/a
.5/4	"A breathtakingly bad Altman rip-off that seems like a wholly unintentional parody of multi-narrative films." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jan 13, 2008	The Air I Breathe (2007)	14%
.5/4	"*While it's unclear if this nonsense is propaganda for Madonna's Kabbalah dogma, there's absolutely no doubt that Revolver* achieves a higher plane of badness.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Dec 2, 2007	Revolver (2007)	16%
.5/4	"A miniscule budget is probably at least somewhat to blame for Be My Oswald's dull sets, audio in which voices are drowned out by reverb, and digital video that frequently looks worse than my MiniDV-shot home movies." -- Slant Magazine Posted Nov 27, 2007	Be My Oswald (2007)	n/a
.5/4	"Take some notes, Dubya: Jamie Foxx has the anti-terrorism tactics you've been craving." -- Slant Magazine Posted Sep 20, 2007	The Kingdom (2007)	51%
.5/4	"A fiasco that never met a crass stereotype it didn't milk for lowest-common-denominator laughs." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jul 28, 2007	Who's Your Caddy? (2007)	7%
.5/4	"Outrage and disgust are sure to greet its theatrical arrival, but as its guiding conviction is that horror audiences desire nothing more than predictable schlock bereft of shocks or genuine terror, the chief impression imparted is one of condescension." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jun 7, 2007	Hostel: Part II (2007)	45%
.5/4	"Nothing says Christmas quite like incompetent slapstick, saccharine sermonizing, and cavernous cleavage." -- Slant Magazine Posted Nov 19, 2006	Deck the Halls (2006)	6%
.5/4	"*Just as streetball is a pale version of college or NBA basketball, so too is Crossover* a pathetic imitation of an emotionally engaging, professionally made movie.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Aug 28, 2006	Crossover (2006)	0%
0.5/4	"A bargain-basement independent which so abysmally examines the cathartic act of confronting personal demons that it inadvertently argues in favor of suppression and denial." -- Slant Magazine Posted Jun 9, 2006	RevoLOUtion (2006)	18%
.5/4	"As shallow as a toilet bowl and twice as rank as its usual contents." -- Slant Magazine Posted May 19, 2006	See No Evil (2006)	7%
0.5/4	"Iowa is so stupendously slipshod that even mentioning the classics it vainly attempts to emulate would be to give it too much credit by association." -- Slant Magazine Posted Mar 28, 2006	Iowa (2006)	15%
.5/4	"*Less pleasurable than the throbbing bladder pain begat by too much movie theater soda, BloodRayne* ably continues Uwe Boll's indisputable reign as the worst filmmaker on the planet.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jan 6, 2006	BloodRayne (2006)	4%
.5/4	"Like Peter Falk's trifecta of farts, the movie stinks." -- Slant Magazine Posted Sep 10, 2005	The Thing About My Folks (2005)	43%
.5/4	"What manner of beast might have evolved on Earth had a single butterfly been squashed 65 million years ago? Monkeysaurus!" -- Slant Magazine Posted Sep 1, 2005	A Sound of Thunder (2005)	8%
.5/4	"Sharkboy offers up a piece of sage advice when he remarks, "You snooze, you win."" -- Slant Magazine Posted Jun 2, 2005	Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005)	20%
.5/4	"*Saying Uwe Boll�s Alone in the Dark* is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV.*" -- Slant Magazine* Posted Jan 27, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
.5/4	"Little Black Book is a pointless sermon about the disastrous consequences of acting like a complete and utter moron." -- Slant Magazine Posted Aug 4, 2004	Little Black Book (2004)	23%
.5/4	"Manna from Heaven is a creakily old-fashioned screed about Christian selflessness and charity, staged and shot like a Lifetime movie-of-the-week." -- Slant Magazine Posted Mar 19, 2003	Manna From Heaven (2002)	18%
D	"A monument to cinematic suckiness." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted Mar 4, 2008	Vantage Point (2008)	35%
D	"One of the year's most stunningly feeble offerings." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted Nov 27, 2007	I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007)	13%
D	"A case study of an increasingly defensive filmmaker falling off the auteurist deep end." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted Jul 26, 2006	Lady in the Water (2006)	24%
D	"An unbearably talkative affair with virtually nothing sane to say." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted Apr 3, 2006	V For Vendetta (2005)	73%
D	"A lame showcase for DeNiro�s monotonous blankness and the hysterics of Fanning." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted Jun 20, 2005	Hide and Seek (2005)	12%
D	"Sick." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 4, 2005	The Passion of the Christ (2004)	50%
D	"*Functions like an excruciating episode of Jerry Springer." -- Lessons of Darkness* Posted May 4, 2005	Napoleon Dynamite (2004)	71%
D	"An avalanche of de-clawed idiocy." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 3, 2005	Catwoman (2004)	10%
D	"Gimmicky recounting of the crooner�s life." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 3, 2005	Beyond the Sea (2004)	42%
D	"There�s nothing very frightening about this shallow, stupid spookfest." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 30, 2005	Darkness (2003)	4%
D	"Headed in only one direction: straight into the toilet." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 4, 2005	Wrong Turn (2003)	41%
D	"*Is there an actual character in S.W.A.T.? A plot? A single intelligent or exciting sequence?" -- Lessons of Darkness* Posted May 4, 2005	S.W.A.T. (2003)	48%
D	"Like a long-lost relic from an earlier period best forgotten." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 4, 2005	In the Cut (2003)	33%
D	"Succeeds in making every plot twist more unbelievable and irrational than the last." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 3, 2005	Gothika (2003)	15%
D	"A wince-inducing comedic atrocity." -- Lessons of Darkness Posted May 3, 2005	Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)	22%

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