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DAVID CORNELIUS
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David Cornelius is a writer, critic, and member on the Online Film Critics Society, currently writing for eFilmCritic, Hollywood Bitchslap, and DVD Talk.
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Total Reviews: 949

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Online Film Critics Society

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"It's My Two Dads set to crappy Swedish music." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 21, 2008
 
Mamma Mia! (2008)53%
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"It swears it's being clever yet refuses to trust the audience." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 17, 2008
 
Vantage Point (2008)35%
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"One does not watch College Road Trip. One encounters it. Endures it. Accepts its challenge." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted Jul 15, 2008
 
College Road Trip (2008)14%
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"Our anti-hero fails to be interesting in his unpleasantness, and his universe fails to inspire any sense of drama." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 23, 2008
 
Big Heart City (2008)n/a
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"The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 19, 2008
 
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)5%
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"A dull-as-dirt slasher movie invaded by fashion model rejects from the CW network." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 14, 2008
 
April Fool's Day (2008)n/a
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1/5
 
"It's like watching somebody else play a video game. There's plenty of color and noise, with computers creating the semblance of rapid motion, but that's it." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted May 8, 2008
 
Speed Racer (2008)36%
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1/5
 
"Oh, National Lampoon. Have you been drinking again?" -- DVDTalk.com
Posted May 21, 2008
 
National Lampoon's Cattle Call (2007)n/a
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1/5
 
"Even by Sci-Fi's low standards, it's a downright terrible piece of unoriginal nonsense." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted Mar 28, 2008
 
Painkiller Jane (2007)n/a
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1/5
 
"Above all the idiotic shenanigans and brutally offensive conversation, Chuck & Larry is flat-out a badly made movie." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 14, 2008
 
I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007)13%
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1/5
 
"If someone like Levy can't escape the vicious circle of these lousy flicks, what hope do we have?" -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 27, 2007
 
American Pie Presents: Beta House (2007)n/a
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1/5
 
"What a hideous piece of faux-hipster crap." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Dec 10, 2007
 
Juno (2007)93%
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"Who's Your Caddy? is the sort of film Homer Simpson might watch, perhaps on a triple bill with Hail to the Chimp and The School of Hard Knockers." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted Dec 6, 2007
 
Who's Your Caddy? (2007)7%
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"One of the cheapest, ugliest cartoon features ever produced." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 16, 2007
 
The Reef (2007)n/a
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1/5
 
"It's Self-Help: The Movie, and it stinks to high heaven." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted Aug 21, 2007
 
The Ultimate Gift (2007)32%
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"Truly awful, monumentally inept, wholly unwatchable." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted Aug 12, 2007
 
Wild Hogs (2007)15%
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"Shrill and shallow to putrid extremes... one of the most blatantly offensive movies ever to be aimed at young audiences." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Aug 3, 2007
 
Bratz: The Movie (2007)7%
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1/5
 
"Head-scratching in its awfulness, eye-rolling in its pointlessness." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 18, 2007
 
Demon Hunting (2007)n/a
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"Surfer is just as lousy on every level as its predecessor." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jun 18, 2007
 
The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)35%
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""Who do I have to screw to get out of this movie?" Anna Nicole yells at one key point, and we know exactly how she feels." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 30, 2007
 
Illegal Aliens (2007)n/a
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1/5
 
"Next is a howler of a movie, the most entertainingly awful flick in quite some time." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 26, 2007
 
Next (2007)29%
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""Those of us who watch, are we the condemned?" a character asks in a laughable attempt at earnestness. In a way, we are indeed: condemned to watch 111 minutes of suck." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 26, 2007
 
The Condemned (2007)15%
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"This is an ill-conceived disaster from top to bottom." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 27, 2007
 
The Last Mimzy (2007)53%
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"It helps nothing that the movie is also so very, very hilarious. Deliciously, gloriously, unintentionally hilarious." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 16, 2007
 
300 (2007)60%
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"Are there people out there who are still sticking with Seagal as a major provider of action movie entertainment?" -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 9, 2007
 
Flight of Fury (2007)n/a
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"This is a horrible little movie, stupid and clunky and obnoxious through and through." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 27, 2007
 
Bridge to Terabithia (2007)85%
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"Not counting derivative, obnoxious, poorly animated, and woefully unfunny, what Happily is most of all is dull." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 4, 2007
 
Happily N'Ever After (2007)4%
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"It's a long-winded, often incoherent shambles of a story." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted Apr 19, 2008
 
Full Count (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"Terrible beyond reason." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 22, 2008
 
All In (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"Terrible soap opera that not even the most ardent admirers of the most high-camp aspects of gay culture will find anything to their liking." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 21, 2007
 
Cut Sleeve Boys (2006)45%
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1/5
 
"The film stuffs itself full of sitcom characters and the sort of situations that would get rejected from bottom rung TV dramas." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted Jul 29, 2007
 
Jam (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"Little more than a snuff film clumsily dressed up as an art house flick." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jul 14, 2007
 
The Bridge (2006)69%
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1/5
 
"As a movie with an important message, 3 Needles is an idiotic waste of time." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted May 27, 2007
 
3 Needles (2006)35%
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"Welcome, Mr. Chase, to the absolute bottom of your career." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Apr 8, 2007
 
Funny Money (2006)43%
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1/5
 
"One of the most empty-headed movies ever made on the subject." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 24, 2007
 
State's Evidence (2006)50%
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"It's such a exasperating affair that even laughing at it becomes a hassle." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 13, 2007
 
Machine (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"There's not a single argument here that's presented well." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Mar 2, 2007
 
Before the Music Dies (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"It's everything wrong with bad romantic comedies, all rolled into one easy-to-hate package." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 24, 2007
 
Failure to Launch (2006)26%
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"Prey is fifty kinds of obnoxious, loud and dreary, at times flat out unwatchable." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 5, 2007
 
Prey (2006)n/a
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"It's a dreadfully empty-headed snooze of a thriller." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Feb 5, 2007
 
The Gathering (2006)20%
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"It's the sort of thing a middle schooler would've thought up in between making fart noises with his armpit." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Jan 26, 2007
 
Farce of the Penguins (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"You see, some folks apparently lack the savvy to avoid bankrolling a movie with the words 'Max Havoc,' 'Albert Pyun,' and 'kickboxing champion' related to them." -- Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Jan 12, 2007
 
Max Havoc: Curse Of The Dragon (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"So yeah. It's a National Lampoon/Paris Hilton movie that nobody wanted to release. And yet it manages to even be far worse than that." -- Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Dec 27, 2006
 
Pledge This! (2006)n/a
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"Crude, sure. Vulgar, no doubt. But funny? Not at all." -- Hollywood Bitchslap
Posted Dec 20, 2006
 
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"Cohen's mix of ineptitude and laziness propels this to become one of the worst comedies in recent memory." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Nov 7, 2006
 
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)91%
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1/5
 
"A long slog of family cliché and idiotic coming-of-age yuks thrown at us with the subtlety of a naked Garry Marshall." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 31, 2006
 
Keeping Up With The Steins (2006)35%
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"This is a flat horror effort that ranges from dull to unintentionally hilarious to, finally, tiresome." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 17, 2006
 
Rest Stop (2006)0%
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1/5
 
"A limp, cheesy B actioner gussied up with a semi-recognizable title." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 17, 2006
 
Behind Enemy Lines 2: Axis of Evil (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
"It's rather sad that the only laughs to come from this comedy are when its dramatic moments fail so much." -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 8, 2006
 
Click (2006)31%
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"It's a Garfield sequel. You were expecting something good?" -- eFilmCritic.com
Posted Oct 7, 2006
 
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)11%

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