ROTTEN TOMATOES: Jonathan R. Perry

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0/4	" The only conceivable way this toxic heap could benefit mankind is if every print were melted down and had its celluloid content rendered into guitar picks." Posted Jul 24, 2005	The Devil's Rejects (2005)	55%
0/4	" To use the obvious metaphor and equate 'Envy' to what Jack Black�s miracle product is designed to clean up would be an insult to the canine digestive system." Posted May 4, 2004	Envy (2004)	6%
0/4	" Whoever first had the big idea of revisiting this material should be hung up by his Buster Browns and forced to watch the result -- then he'll know what 'punishment' means." Posted Apr 24, 2004	The Punisher (2004)	28%
0/4	" Before the opening credits had ended, I was counting down the minutes until I could get back to scraping old tile adhesive off my kitchen floor." Posted Apr 12, 2004	Johnson Family Vacation (2004)	6%
0/4	" ... So bad that it rockets through the gauntlet of insipidity and tastelessness and emerges on the other side to become good, only to ricochet off the wall of cinematic decency and become bad all over again." Posted Jul 30, 2003	Bad Boys II (2003)	24%
0/4	" The best I can say of this sinking ship is that it�s an equal opportunity offender: there�s something here to infuriate you whether you�re a heterosexual, homosexual, black, white, Hispanic, Swedish, Swiss, aristocrat, Joe Sixpack, disco diva, war veteran" Posted Mar 25, 2003	Boat Trip (2003)	7%
0/4	" ... After 90 minutes of mind-numbing explosions, I cheered when a death by electrocution finally broke the monotony." Posted Sep 24, 2002	Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)	0%
0/4	" Sinfully tasteless cinema was everywhere in 2001 - but this movie is so bad it's Freudian." Posted Jun 10, 2002	How High (2001)	25%
0.5/4	" It's rough going when our heroes have us longing for the complexity of the riverboat crew from 'Anaconda.'" Posted Apr 27, 2007	Primeval (2007)	17%
.5/4	" The title tells all. To hell with it." Posted Oct 13, 2006	Jackass: Number Two (2006)	61%
.5/4	" So boring, derivative and patently inane that hate is entirely too strong an emotion to attribute to it. You're either in the target demographic or you're not." Posted Aug 16, 2005	Boogeyman (2005)	13%
.5/4	" As humorless, lazy and oppressively inane as anything since any one of the witless car chase movies that derailed Burt Reynolds� career not long after the original wrapped." Posted Jun 1, 2005	The Longest Yard (2005)	30%
.5/4	" One of those barbarically unfunny romps that would be over in less than 10 minutes if just one character had an IQ higher than a cherry Pop-Tart." Posted Apr 26, 2005	King's Ransom (2005)	0%
0.5/4	" With Ashley Judd above the title, no cookie-cutter contrivance is unaccounted for, no performance betraying the hint of any effort beyond showing up on the set. " Posted Mar 2, 2004	Twisted (2004)	2%
0.5/4	" ... The ninth circle of gearhead Hell." Posted Jan 20, 2004	Torque (2004)	23%
0.5/4	" In all its harrowing witlessness, it ironically proves the healing power of laughter." Posted Jan 20, 2004	My Baby's Daddy (2004)	4%
0.5/4	" ... a shrill, soulless and disturbing void of imagination that murders the spirit of a beloved children's book -- which the filmmakers obviously have not read." Posted Nov 23, 2003	Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)	12%
0.5/4	" 'Grind' rather economically describes the experience for anyone above age 11 who wanders into this skateboarding 'Rad' retread for 'jackass' fans." Posted Aug 15, 2003	Grind (2003)	9%
0.5/4	" Why, Lord, why?" Posted Jun 17, 2003	Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)	10%
.5/4	" Should sheer boredom or an advanced state of masochism compel you to see the film, try this instead: Take seven $1 bills and methodi-cally shred them into pieces of equal size. You�ll end up with an expensive bowl of green confetti � and an infinitely mor" Posted Apr 22, 2003	Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)	30%
0.5/4	" Urination can be funny. So can severed ears, folliculitis, rock-climbing trophy wives, chest self-exams and owls that drink from the toilet. Occasionally, even a massive head wound can be funny. None of these things are funny in 'My Boss�s Daughter.'" Posted Sep 3, 2003	My Boss's Daughter (2002)	8%
0.5/4	" Our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender � and I know this because I�ve seen 'jackass: the movie.'" Posted Oct 28, 2002	Jackass: The Movie (2002)	49%
.5/4	" No surprise ever threatens to surface in this unintentionally hilarious 'Play Misty for Me' with mononucleosis." Posted Sep 8, 2002	Swimfan (2002)	15%
0.5/4	" This mind-numbing comic void never generates enough electricity to brown an English muffin." Posted Aug 26, 2002	Serving Sara (2002)	5%
1/4	" Lohan can be good in characters endowed with a glimmer of intelligence. But too often she shoehorns herself into vehicles operating under the fallacy that stupidity is cute." Posted May 17, 2006	Just My Luck (2006)	13%
1/4	" David Zucker, who once had one of the most supple comic touches in the business, has turned into the chowderhead who keeps elbowing you in the ribs asking, 'Get it? Get it?'" Posted Apr 23, 2006	Scary Movie 4 (2006)	38%
1/4	" 'Annapolis' is a neatly pressed, mirror-shine drone -- so impeccably mediocre we get the feeling somebody cheated on the entrance exam." Posted Feb 1, 2006	Annapolis (2006)	10%
1/4	" No level of noble intent by the filmmakers can compel me to recommend a work of cinema that's this cheap, simplistic and sloppy." Posted Jan 21, 2006	End of the Spear (2006)	43%
1/4	" A dour, humorless, clunky, reductive, insulting diatribe on race relations, masquerading as a kidnap melodrama. Or maybe it's the other way around." Posted Feb 22, 2006	Freedomland (2005)	24%
1/4	" Not one character has the emotional maturity of an English muffin. If we could harness the intellectual energy of everyone involved in this, we could toast one. Lightly. " Posted Aug 30, 2005	Undiscovered (2005)	6%
1/4	" I've made bologna sandwiches that inspired more enthusiasm." Posted Aug 30, 2005	Supercross: The Movie (2005)	5%
1/4	" Michael Bay should have been strung up by his Buster Browns for getting the Big Idea of exploiting the DeFeo tragedy for a new generation. Let this family rest in peace." Posted Apr 17, 2005	The Amityville Horror (2005)	24%
1/4	" 'Are We There Yet?' is an eerily appropriate title for cinema�s first authentic endurance test of 2005." Posted Jan 25, 2005	Are We There Yet? (2005)	12%
1/4	" Whipping a battery at the screen would have accomplished nothing -- but I haven't ruled out a drive to LA so I can whip a battery at Oliver Stone." Posted Dec 4, 2004	Alexander (2004)	16%
1/4	" A cartoon sponge and starfish playing fisticuffs with a marauding biker on David Hasselhoff's live-action backside is the most asinine image I've ever seen at the movies." Posted Nov 21, 2004	The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)	68%
1/4	" I never thought a film about giant snakes that eat people could be this atrociously dull." Posted Sep 1, 2004	Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)	26%
1/4	" Being neither 12 years old nor endowed with X chromosomes, all that held my attention was wondering what in the holy underwear Paul Williams was doing up there." Posted Aug 16, 2004	Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004)	27%
1/4	" ... a mean, nasty, mostly laughless 104 minutes spent in dogged pursuit of an ironic cause that�s as subtle as a falling gargoyle�s head." Posted Mar 30, 2004	Ladykillers (2004)	55%
1/4	" I cried 'Please, Lord, make it stop' at about the 90-minute mark -- long after I was numbed into a vegetative state by reheated spy cliches and sub-sophomoric bathroom jokes." Posted Mar 15, 2004	Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)	12%
1/4	" ... Nothing if not fluffy -- but oddly, egregiously offensive in ways far more insidious and damaging than merely wasting our time." Posted Feb 21, 2004	Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004)	13%
1/4	" ... a curious form of cinematic matricide worthy of kabuki drama is being committed here � the offspring is rising up to disembowel its celluloid parent, visiting cruel punishment on Tobe Hooper for the unforeseeable sins that have sprung from the genre h" Posted Oct 19, 2003	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)	34%
1/4	" I�m not offended by its singular lack of energy or invention � I never expected more than a cinematic Big Mac when I saw Eddie Mur-phy�s name above the title 'Daddy Day Care.' But what I got was a sandwich from a gas station." Posted May 13, 2003	Daddy Day Care (2003)	28%
1/4	" It�s so bad there�s no way it can�t attract a cult following." Posted Apr 22, 2003	Bulletproof Monk (2003)	22%
1/4	" It�s understandable why it sat on the shelf for almost two years. What I can�t comprehend is why it didn�t stay there." Posted Mar 25, 2003	View from the Top (2003)	14%
1/4	" I don�t like being lied to. I don�t like being cheated. I don�t like being manipulated by a filmmaker willing to negate his entire story for the sake of cleverness or a cheap thrill. It should come as no surprise that I didn�t like 'The Life of David Gal" Posted Mar 1, 2003	The Life of David Gale (2003)	20%
1/4	" Another of the three or four obnoxious, race-baiting flops Hollywood routinely seems to tolerate from Martin Lawrence between can�t-miss blockbusters such as �Big Momma�s House� and �Bad Boys.�" Posted Jan 21, 2003	National Security (2003)	13%
1/4	" If you�ve spent every waking moment since the summer of 1991 pining for a 'New Jack City' with a salsa soundtrack, your cinematic savior has arrived." Posted Dec 9, 2002	Empire (2002)	22%
1/4	" Whether the film 'works' is a question in direct correlation to willingness to set aside preconceptions of logic, characterization or ambition - and tolerance of Tom Green." Posted Sep 24, 2002	Stealing Harvard (2002)	8%
1/4	" A scandalous waste of cinematic resources: a comedy with no laughs, a sci-fi epic without wonder, an action thriller with no thrills." Posted Aug 18, 2002	The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)	6%
1/4	" ... The cinematic equivalent of the 8-year-old hooligan who mocks you by repeating everything you say." Posted Aug 4, 2002	The Master of Disguise (2002)	2%

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