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TIM APPELO
Tim Appelo

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• L.A. Weekly
• Seattle Weekly
• Slate

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Total Reviews: 62

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A SAMPLING OF THIS CRITIC'S CINEMATIC TASTE
 
BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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5/5  The Squid and the Whale
9.5/10  Junebug
4.5/5  Being Julia
9/10  The Holy Girl
8.6/10  The 40-Year-Old Virgin
8.5/10  Crash
4/5  Thumbsucker
8/10  Lost Embrace
7.5/10  Kontroll
3.5/5  Inside Deep Throat
7/10  Finding Neverland
3/5  The Machinist
5/10  The Ballad of Jack and Rose
2/5  The Passion of the Christ
4/10  Kingdom of Heaven
3.5/10  The Talent Given Us
3/10  The Longest Yard
2.5/10  Pretty Persuasion
2/10  Diary of a Mad Black Woman
1/10  Stealth
.5/10  Head in the Clouds
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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5/5  Moolaade
5/5  The Squid and the Whale
9.5/10  Junebug
9/10  Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
9/10  The Holy Girl
4.5/5  Being Julia
 more...
 
 
WORST REVIEWED
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.5/10  Head in the Clouds
1/10  Stealth
2/10  Proof
2/10  Diary of a Mad Black Woman
2.5/10  Pretty Persuasion
 more...
 
This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 82% of the time.

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" Candy sets up the tense situation, builds it up patiently, masterfully, then has no idea where to go with it. At least Page's career has an obvious direction -- up." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Apr 26, 2006
 
Hard Candy (2005)68%
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7/10
 
" In the annals of no-sex-please Brit nudie revues, this Oscar hopeful falls between the The Full Monty's Rabelaisian stew and Calendar Girls' charming but thin broth." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Dec 15, 2005
 
Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)65%
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5/10
 
" A psycho-underworld tour de force like Irreversible or The Machinist, impressive as far as it goes (not far), single-minded but without enough on its mind, a gimmick flick." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Dec 15, 2005
 
Keane (2004)83%
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7/10
 
" The kids are disastrous, except for Henley. Her irresistible crooked grin is a triumph over British dentistry. She makes Dakota Fanning look like a calculating android." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Dec 9, 2005
 
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005)75%
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7/10
 
" A pale echo of the Tolkien trilogy, worse than Cuaron's third Harry Potter film, better than Chris Columbus' first two, and about on a par with Mike Newell's new one." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Dec 5, 2005
 
Chronicling Narnia ()n/a
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8/10
 
" The 1940 version had its flaws, too--who wants to **** Mrs. Miniver? Knightley is a Lizzie for our profane time. " -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Nov 28, 2005
 
Pride and Prejudice (2005)85%
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7.5/10
 
" Rent works best as a centaur creation: half-movie, half-play, plunging into theater world in all its mindless, cheesy, sentimental splendor." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Nov 28, 2005
 
Rent (2005)48%
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7/10
 
" Impressively reduces Murakami's hard-boiled word world to a floating-picture world. But like Lish's edits of Ray Carver, it mutes a story that was nearly mute to begin with." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Oct 17, 2005
 
Tony Takitani (2005)90%
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4/10
 
" Much of it is not half bad. Some moments achieve the transcendence they ache to find. But it's like a concept album with no concept, Singles with fewer hit singles. " -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Oct 13, 2005
 
Elizabethtown (2005)28%
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9/10
 
" Nick Park is Tim Burton's opposite: his storytelling is smooth, his visual technique jerky. Go for the guy who can tell a story, as Burton has failed to do for 11 years now." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Oct 4, 2005
 
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)95%
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7/10
 
" Fails to topple Lean's untoppable version; still one of the best movies of 2005. Startlingly unemotional, but for the stormy torments behind Fagin's overhanging eyebrows." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Sep 26, 2005
 
Oliver Twist (2005)59%
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4/10
 
" It doesn't stink, but it's a mere technical advance that pales next to Nightmare. The maggot's a Jiminy Cricket manque. And it's just not very animated." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Sep 21, 2005
 
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (2005)84%
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2/10
 
" Catherine is an infinitely less convincing version of Arcadia's girl genius; the proof is just a MacGuffin; it runs out of plot and has not one idea in its head." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Sep 21, 2005
 
Proof (2005)64%
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2.5/10
 
" Wood's not an interesting psycho—just numb, mumbling, and dull. Pretty unpersuasive." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 31, 2005
 
Pretty Persuasion (2005)32%
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8.6/10
 
" Even Keener transcends her famous ball-busting screen persona and registers real warmth." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 31, 2005
 
The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)84%
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8/10
 
" Djay is the Fezziwig of pimps. His hit tune, as catchy as "That Thing You Do," also wears out its welcome. But his quest for le mot juste and mo' bling is charming." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 10, 2005
 
Hustle & Flow (2005)82%
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8/10
 
" The surprise ending is gimmicky, but the character study is consistently enthralling. The Edukators is educational—not intellectually, but emotionally." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 10, 2005
 
The Edukators (2005)68%
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1/10
 
" For at least the first hour, Stealth is a SAEBCPSOS (Shockingly and Excruciatingly Boring Columbia Pictures Sack of S---)." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 10, 2005
 
Stealth (2005)13%
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7/10
 
" Compared to Keitel, he's a fluttery lightweight, whether banging the ivories or his victims. His nature isn't divided. He's no hoodlum--not even Belmondo impersonating Bogart." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 10, 2005
 
The Beat That My Heart Skipped (2005)84%
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3.5/10
 
" The big problem with this verité film is that nothing in it is verified. Verily, a lot of it is just B.S." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 10, 2005
 
The Talent Given Us (2004)58%
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9.5/10
 
" If the Academy has any brains, heart, and balls, at least one Oscar will go to the quietly brilliant Junebug." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Aug 10, 2005
 
Junebug (2005)87%
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9/10
 
" Alche's crooked grin is as gleeful as the nose-wriggling enchantress in Bewitched. The elliptically implicit ending reminds me of Purple Noon minus the murder." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Jun 22, 2005
 
The Holy Girl (2005)77%
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8.5/10
 
" Tim Burton's Batman could probably lick Nolan's Batman Begins. But in a fight between Nolan's Batman and Burton's, I know who'd kick whose cape-draped ***. " -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Jun 16, 2005
 
Batman Begins (2005)84%
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3/10
 
" Sandler is trying to outrun his clownish boy-man past, but since everything about Yard is transparently fake, it loses him career yardage." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted May 25, 2005
 
The Longest Yard (2005)30%
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5/10
 
" A rigorous test of cineaste sitzfleisch: to savor the Dames' deep acting, you have to endure a story that goes nowhere. You must suffer for this art." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted May 25, 2005
 
Ladies in Lavender (2005)61%
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7.5/10
 
" A frivolous fable and a fabulous frivol, a lighthearted romp and a dark night of the existential soul—Slacker meets Metropolis." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted May 25, 2005
 
Kontroll (2005)81%
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8.5/10
 
" Though it lacks Magnolia's messy greatness, you won't hear more fiendishly articulate dialogue on-screen any time soon." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted May 4, 2005
 
Crash (2005)75%
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4/10
 
" As a war hero, Orlando Bloom reminds me of the nickname Truman Capote's father gave him: Little Miss Mouse Fart." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted May 4, 2005
 
Kingdom of Heaven (2005)39%
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7/10
 
" Anthony LaPaglia does understated wonders...He could beat David Duchovny in an underacting contest. Few movies score so many true moments. And few add up to less. " -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Apr 28, 2005
 
Winter Solstice (2005)62%
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8/10
 
" One of the most original war movies ever made. Men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Apr 15, 2005
 
Voices in Wartime (2005)81%
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8/10
 
" Sweet but not too, a tangy, teasing valentine to dear hearts and gentle people who start to feel like family. Burman is like Woody Allen with a human face." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 29, 2005
 
Lost Embrace (2005)85%
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5/10
 
" Rebecca Miller is no tragedian like her dad. She’s a lyrical poet with an elliptical turn of mind...despite moments of beauty and mystery, ultimately it’s a muddle." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 29, 2005
 
The Ballad of Jack and Rose (2005)46%
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7/10
 
" A litmus test for an America scarcely less bitterly divided than Iraq. The risibly dishonest government radio broadcasts play like the satirical radio bits in M*A*S*H." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 10, 2005
 
Gunner Palace (2005)85%
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2/10
 
" Helen's chaste swain wants intimacy, not sex. C'mon—even Baptists are interested in sex. They just don't do it standing up, because someone might think they were dancing." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 10, 2005
 
Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)16%
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" TELLURIDE'S MOST buzzed picture was Yes, a stunning epic whose volcanic eruptions cast lurid light on the collision of male and female, Muslim and American. In rhyme!" -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Yes (2005)52%
/
.5/10
 
" Tyrone Power would have more chemistry courting Deanna Durbin in a deep coma. Theron destroys all her Monster acting cred. Cruz squeaks like a hamster huffing helium. " -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Head in the Clouds (2004)15%
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2/5
 
" Bad in the worst way, yet it trails clouds of glory and authentic stink from a Georgia pigsty. Pretty, a legitimate auteurist statement. And a flop." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Undertow (2004)56%
/
7/10
 
" Underbaked, but you can't argue with its otherworldly aura. One disappointment: we don't get to see the belly-slit sex organs Baker designed for the never-used orgy finale." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Videodrome (1983)80%
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7/10
 
" Interestingly and movingly hints at the sad future fate of his Lost Boys, but it's too timid to follow up on those dark portents. " -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Finding Neverland (2004)83%
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" The director arranged to have a physical obstacle—a countertop, a couch—between Tom Arnold and his gay son in every scene until they reconcile." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Happy Endings (2005)57%
 N/A  
" "We came all the way from New Zealand and waited for three hours in the cold," kvetched one couple at Sundance, "and we still couldn't get into The Matador."" -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
The Matador (2005)75%
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2/5
 
" Might be mistaken for an instructional video on meat-tenderizing techniques for cannibal chefs. Mel's a muscular Christian without a philosophical bone in his head." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
The Passion of the Christ (2004)50%
/
5/5
 
" My favorite deleted scene: Bill Murray as Wood's transsexual wanna-be crony serenading a mariachi band in a meat locker with "Que Sera Sera" in an eccentric sexual swoon." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Ed Wood (1994)91%
/
4.5/5
 
" Thank God for Being Julia, an Oscar-worthy comeback role that may just save one of our most gifted actresses from a life of way too much leisure." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Being Julia (2004)76%
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4/5
 
" Spiffily restored and bursting at the seams with extra features. One-third of the performers were on heroin, including John Lennon." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
The Rolling Stones - Rock and Roll Circus (1968)n/a
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3.5/5
 
" Throws lots of stylish light on sex. But he leaves too much of Kinsey's soul in the closet." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Kinsey (2004)90%
/
3/5
 
" Mark Twain said that Wagner's music isn't as bad as it sounds. The Machinist isn't as good as it looks. But Bale's fever-dream performance is otherworldly great." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
The Machinist (2004)73%
/
5/5
 
" Are the DVD extras worth the doubloons? Arrgh, heartily, matey! They're a very three-disc treasure chest worth a keelhauling to own." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)79%
/
4/5
 
" Don Cheadle's eyes have an openness and depth like Martin Sheen's in Apocalypse Now: they're the lens through which we can watch this incredible war." -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Hotel Rwanda (2004)92%
 N/A  
" Though it begins like Bugsy Malone meets River's Edge, the complicated plot grows on you. When did you last see a movie that got better as it went on? " -- Seattle Weekly
Posted Mar 9, 2005
 
Brick (2006)78%

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