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MIKE LONG
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BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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10/10 Arrested Development - Season 1
9/10 The Lion King
8/10 Chicago
4/5 Into the Wild
7/10 The Quiet American
3.5/5 Dan in Real Life
6/10 The Lizzie McGuire Movie
3/5 Storm Warning
5/10 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
2.5/5 Justice League: The New Frontier
4/10 Bend It Like Beckham
2/5 Automaton Transfusion
3/10 View from the Top
1.5/5 Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation
2/10 From Justin to Kelly
1/5 Margot at the Wedding
1/10 Date Movie
0.5/5 Unholy
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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10/10 Arrested Development - Season 1
9/10 The Truman Show
9/10 The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
9/10 The Lion King
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WORST REVIEWED
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0.5/5 Dead Clowns
0.5/5 Bats: Human Harvest
0.5/5 Unholy
1/10 Epic Movie
1/10 Date Movie
1/5 Scarecrows
1/5 Alone in the Dark
1/5 Lake Placid 2
1/5 Margot at the Wedding
2/10 Cheaper By the Dozen 2
 more...
 
This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

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2.5/5
 
"I Know What You Did Last Summer attempts to heap on a morality play and far too many characters and plot twists. The result is a film that begins on a very promising note and ends up all wet." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 22, 2008
 
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)38%
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3/5
 
"If nothing else, Urban Legend must receive kudos for its central idea." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 22, 2008
 
Urban Legend (1998)21%
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3.5/5
 
"Much of the film may seem familiar or even predictable, but the story at the core will take the viewer inside of a world that few have ever seen." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 21, 2008
 
21 (2008)35%
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2/5
 
"It's ironic that the movie is entitled Meet Bill when I feel that we never get to know Bill." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 14, 2008
 
Meet Bill (2008)13%
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2/5
 
"The blame for lack of scares in the film rests solely on the shoulders of Director Masayuki Ochiai, who, on the DVD extras, states, "I personally hate ghosts."" -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 14, 2008
 
Shutter (2008)7%
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2/5
 
"While the first half of the movie certainly wasn't a family film, nothing prepared me for the amount of gore and nastiness in the film's third act." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 13, 2008
 
Insanitarium ()n/a
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1.5/5
 
"Going off to college can be one of the scariest times in a young person's life, and this would make a great premise of a horror movie. However, Asylum doesn't come close to addressing this issue." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 13, 2008
 
Asylum (2007)n/a
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3.5/5
 
"The Mummy Returns is a fairly good sequel and a fun action film." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 12, 2008
 
The Mummy Returns (2001)47%
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4/5
 
"There's no doubt that The Mummy is big, dumb fun, but the important part of that statement is that it's fun." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 11, 2008
 
The Mummy (1999)53%
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3/5
 
"One would expect consummate ham Martin Lawrence to run away with the film, but in reality, it's another kind of ham altogether which makes the movie memorable." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 9, 2008
 
College Road Trip (2008)14%
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4/5
 
"Batman Begins is exciting, gritty, somber, and most of all, a visual feast." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 7, 2008
 
Batman Begins (2005)84%
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3/5
 
"Despite the fact that the second-half is a let-down, Stop-Loss contains a powerful message and is worth seeing." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 5, 2008
 
Stop-Loss (2008)65%
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3.5/5
 
"Assuming that one buys the film's story, you will find a movie which offers some solid scares, and would have been far better if it hadn't gotten so self-indulgent." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 4, 2008
 
The Ruins (2008)47%
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3/5
 
"While Superhero Movie doesn't come near the quality of the old Zucker-Abrams-Zucker films, it's still light-years ahead of other recent spoof films." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 3, 2008
 
Superhero Movie! (2008)13%
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0/5
 
"The words "student film" first came to mind, but then I remembered that I was once a film student and I realized just how offended that I would be by that comment." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 2, 2008
 
Triloquist (2007)n/a
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2/5
 
" I wished that I could have hired someone to protect me from the lack of comedy in this movie." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 1, 2008
 
Drillbit Taylor (2008)26%
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2/5
 
"Point Break is often remembered as being a brain-dead film but in actuality it throws far too much story at the viewer." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jul 1, 2008
 
Point Break (1991)68%
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4/5
 
"Once you grasp what Vantage Point is trying to do, you will be treated to a gripping thriller." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 28, 2008
 
Vantage Point (2008)35%
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4/5
 
"Fifteen years after its initial release, In the Line of Fire is still a satisfying film." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 26, 2008
 
In the Line of Fire (1993)97%
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3/5
 
"Youngsters who may not be ready for the frank darkness of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix may be better suited for the kinder, but still imaginative offerings of The Spiderwick Chronicles." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)79%
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2/5
 
"The Tattooist a candidate for laser removal." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 24, 2008
 
The Tattooist ()n/a
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3.5/5
 
"This may be an oxymoron, but Charlie Bartlett is a thinking man's high school comedy." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 23, 2008
 
Charlie Bartlett (2007)55%
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2.5/5
 
"10,000 BC is a decidedly average movie. The story isn't original, the special effects are questionable, and I'm fairly certain that the movie is historically inaccurate. (Did the Egyptians use wooly mammoths? Who are we to say?)" -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 23, 2008
 
10,000 B.C. (2008)9%
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2.5/5
 
"The best way to describe Be Kind Rewind is disappointment. The movie is in no way bad, it simply gets lost along the way." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 22, 2008
 
Be Kind Rewind (2008)68%
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1/5
 
"Fool's Gold is scrap metal." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 21, 2008
 
Fool's Gold (2008)10%
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3/5
 
"So I Married an Axe Murderer is a film that has grown more likable over the years, especially when it's compared to Myers' other work." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 21, 2008
 
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)52%
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2/5
 
"I don't think that Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins ever had the potential to be a great movie, but it could have been a good one, and thus, it's disappointing." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 14, 2008
 
Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins (2008)24%
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1/5
 
"In fact, the movie so resembles the kind of movies that it's attempting to satirize that somewhere along the way, it forgets to be funny, scary, or entertaining at all." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 12, 2008
 
Otis (2008)n/a
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3/5
 
"The advertisements made The Bucket List look like a sort of terminally ill Grumpy Old Men, with lots of mad-cap action. Well, that's not exactly the film that we get." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 9, 2008
 
The Bucket List (2007)42%
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2.5/5
 
"Haneke's film is so sterile and clinical that it's difficult to be scared by it." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 7, 2008
 
Funny Games (2008)50%
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4/5
 
"The Other Boleyn Girl works because it has one goal in mind; tell a good story." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 7, 2008
 
The Other Boleyn Girl (2008)42%
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1/5
 
"Even with the cast of recognizable faces, the movie never finds its footing and deteriorates as it goes along." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 5, 2008
 
American Crude (2008)n/a
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3.5/5
 
"I'm sure that many devoted sci-fi fans would deem Jumper as being sci-fi lite, but I found a film which balances a trippy idea and solid action." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Jumper (2008)16%
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0.5/5
 
"These "filmmakers" continue to prove that don't understand comedy or the concept of a spoof." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 4, 2008
 
Meet the Spartans (2008)2%
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2/5
 
"The biggest issue with Semi-Pro is that it's simply a waste of talent." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 3, 2008
 
Semi-Pro (2008)21%
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2/5
 
"Just as Jeffrey doesn't want to leave home, don't bother going out to get this one." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted Jun 1, 2008
 
Mama's Boy (2007)0%
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3/5
 
"By the end, we've grown to like everyone on the tour (save for Billingsley, who never seems happy), and we've learned that Vince Vaughn takes care of his friends." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 31, 2008
 
Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights - Hollywood to the Heartland (2008)57%
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2/5
 
"The Eye isn't necessarily a bad film, but as it sticks so closely to the original while adding no improvements, it reveals itself to be an unnecessary film." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 28, 2008
 
The Eye (2008)21%
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4/5
 
"If you aren't familiar with Italian murder-mysteries, then Tenebre is a great place to start." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 27, 2008
 
Dario Argento's Tenebre (1982)75%
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3/5
 
"Even if you hate every second of Diary of the Dead, one must give kudos to Romero for trying something different, not only in the technical sense, but in the overall feel of the film." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 23, 2008
 
George A. Romero's Diary of the Dead (2008)60%
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2/5
 
"The movie has a great premise, but it goes nowhere as Coppola throws on subplots and ideals which suck the life out of the movie. And at over two hours, that's not a good thing." -- DVDTalk.com
Posted May 20, 2008
 
Youth Without Youth (2007)29%
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1/5
 
"To say that this is a one-note film would be giving it about a 1/2 note too much credit." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 18, 2008
 
Strange Wilderness (2008)0%
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3.5/5
 
"In this age where more and more of us are investing in home theaters, we need to have at least a few movies which are all about sight and sound, and Twister certainly fits the bill." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 18, 2008
 
Twister (1996)59%
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3.5/5
 
"The film's mixture of fun and historical facts sets it apart from other recent action films and though there is some mild violence, the movie is family-friendly for tweens and up." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 15, 2008
 
National Treasure 2 : Book of Secrets (2007)31%
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1.5/5
 
"OK, I'm officially asking for a moratorium on Texas Chainsaw Massacre rip-offs, homages, tributes, wannabes, or whatever you want to call them, because I think we've reached the end of the line." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 15, 2008
 
Frontier(s) (2008)65%
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1.5/5
 
"Describing The Cottage is easy. It plays like Reservoir Dogs meets Severance meets Wrong Turn. Watching the film isn't quite as easy." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 13, 2008
 
The Cottage (2008)71%
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3.5/5
 
"If you haven't seen it in a while, you should definitely see how well the film has held up over the last 15 years." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 13, 2008
 
Serial Mom (1994)64%
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1.5/5
 
"I'm typically patient with romantic-comedies, but Over Her Dead Body is a disaster and it's painful to watch." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 11, 2008
 
Over Her Dead Body (2008)14%
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2.5/5
 
"Untraceable falls between two worlds. It's a slick-looking movie with a few recognizable faces, so it's above pay-cable fare. However, the story is reminiscent of other movies, which makes it similar to all of those direct-to-DVD movies which litte" -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 9, 2008
 
Untraceable (2008)15%
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3.5/5
 
"This is an impressive feature film debut from Mitchell Lichtenstein and it's nice to see a return to "body horror"." -- DVDSleuth.com
Posted May 8, 2008
 
Teeth (2008)81%

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