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0/4	"Saw II -- better-acted than its predecessor, which isn't saying much -- is so gratuitously, sadistically violent, and to such little end, that it finally falls over dead on the far side of obscene." -- Newsday Posted Oct 28, 2005	Saw II (2005)	36%
0/4	"Simply relentless in both its butchery and its stupidity. To say nothing of its lack of restraint." -- Newsday Posted Jun 9, 2005	High Tension (2005)	41%
0/4	"If Pryor, whose influence is so obvious here, was the big wheel, Griffin is something stuck between the treads." -- Newsday Posted Apr 4, 2003	DysFunKtional Family (2003)	44%
0/4	"*What's apparent about Irreversible* is that, at some point, the message about and depiction of violence becomes violence itself.*" -- Newsday* Posted Mar 7, 2003	Irreversible (2003)	56%
0/4	"Animated drivel meant to enhance the self-image of drooling idiots." -- Newsday Posted Nov 27, 2002	Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights (2002)	13%
0/4	"New ways of describing badness need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is." -- Newsday Posted Oct 11, 2002	Swept Away (2002)	5%
.5/4	"It's a car wreck, a sideshow. You simply have to watch, there are so many things going so terribly, terribly wrong." -- Newsday Posted Dec 16, 2004	Beyond the Sea (2004)	42%
.5/4	"Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat is perhaps the worst holiday movie ever made." -- Newsday Posted Nov 20, 2003	Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)	12%
.5/4	"A movie which you will find almost unbearable unless you are 1. already a huge Mandy Moore fan, 2. 12 years old and 3. clinically dead." -- Newsday Posted Jul 17, 2003	How to Deal (2003)	29%
.5/4	"*To say this was done better in Wilder's Some Like It Hot* is like saying the sun rises in the east.*" -- Newsday* Posted Mar 22, 2002	Sorority Boys (2002)	13%
1/4	"What were they thinking? Simple: They weren't." -- Newsday Posted Jul 19, 2007	I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry (2007)	13%
1/4	"These are purely movie creatures -- entities that may, in fact, arise from pods and exist only in relation to other movies and movie creatures." -- Newsday Posted Apr 19, 2007	In the Land of Women (2007)	43%
1/4	"Redline isn't exactly a car wreck, mainly because it's far less exciting and you can, in fact, look away." -- Newsday Posted Apr 16, 2007	Redline (2007)	0%
1/4	"Moody pictures, swollen music and portentous dialogue are all great, but they need to have a narrative propping them up." -- Newsday Posted Feb 1, 2007	Constellation (2007)	0%
1/4	"Arthur and the Invisibles makes an excellent case against casting animated movies with celebrity voices. There are people who make their living as voiceover artists, and they would have been infinitely better than the lackluster Robert De Niro." -- Newsday Posted Jan 11, 2007	Arthur and the Invisibles (2007)	20%
1/4	"It's tough to imagine how someone could make a movie about Jamaican gangsterism that's so devoid of political content, but that's hardly Silvestra's biggest problem." -- Newsday Posted Nov 14, 2006	Shottas (2006)	13%
1/4	"What will terrify the audience very early on is the realization that there's better acting in the video game than on the big screen." -- Newsday Posted Mar 24, 2006	Stay Alive (2006)	7%
1/4	"There isn't much more of a story. In fact, there isn't any story. Luckily, Loken is there to provide something to stare at, vacantly." -- Newsday Posted Jan 8, 2006	BloodRayne (2006)	4%
1/4	"Shoehorning predictable parable and pallid allegory into a hobnail boot full of horror and sadism." -- Newsday Posted Dec 24, 2005	Wolf Creek (2005)	53%
1/4	"A failure even on the action-adventure/vicarious-butt-kicking level." -- Newsday Posted Dec 9, 2005	Aeon Flux (2005)	11%
1/4	"Menkins use of the soundtrack as a blunt instrument, his exploitation of his subject, the stagey conversations between family members and the squeezing of any emotional moment by the throat until it stops moving, are what make this film almost unwatchable" -- Newsday Posted Nov 23, 2005	39 Pounds of Love (2005)	61%
1/4	"Screenwriters David T. Wagner and Brent Goldberg don't have tin ears, exactly; they've just recycled every movie quip they've ever overheard." -- Newsday Posted Sep 1, 2005	Underclassman (2005)	8%
1/4	"The Island, which belabors itself for about 45 minutes before you have any idea what's afoot, is a clone itself - of Coma, a '70s medical thriller that once seemed so far-fetched it had to be sci-fi." -- Newsday Posted Jul 21, 2005	The Island (2005)	40%
1/4	"Potter's script is entirely in iambic pentameter -- stressed second beats, five such beats to a line -- which is clever enough, but any message becomes obscured by sheer distraction." -- Newsday Posted Jun 23, 2005	Yes (2005)	51%
1/4	"Bad Pinter meets bad Updike, dancing to the rat-a-tat rhythms of an ER episode." -- Newsday Posted Dec 9, 2004	Closer (2004)	69%
1/4	"A World War II-era film that has no plot, and no discernible point, until the Nazis march in, sometime during Act 73." -- Newsday Posted Sep 16, 2004	Head in the Clouds (2004)	15%
1/4	"Too inept to work as what it seems to be, and not clever enough to work as a spoof -- which, if you're feeling charitable, is what you assume they intended." -- Newsday Posted Sep 9, 2004	Cellular (2004)	53%
1/4	"Gallo's storytelling is, to be charitable, uneven." -- Newsday Posted Sep 1, 2004	The Brown Bunny (2004)	45%
1/4	"The kind of escapist entertainment that has one hunting for an escape route." -- Newsday Posted Jul 1, 2004	De-Lovely (2004)	49%
1/4	"A very soggy movie." -- Newsday Posted Jun 24, 2004	The Notebook (2004)	51%
1/4	"Have holes in its arguments the height and width of the Golden Arches." -- Newsday Posted May 6, 2004	Super Size Me (2004)	93%
1/4	"Affleck may be a nice man, but he has a seemingly congenital inability to do anything convincingly, which is only made worse by Smith's apparent immunity to cloying sentiment." -- Newsday Posted Mar 26, 2004	Jersey Girl (2004)	40%
1/4	"*Being a period piece hardly excuses Starsky & Hutch* from being a cliche-ridden, uncharming and tiresome exercise in recycled humor.*" -- Newsday* Posted Mar 4, 2004	Starsky & Hutch (2004)	63%
1/4	"*The dialogue is so trite you wouldn't want to be that young again ... and the rococo nature of the erotic entanglements make one pine for the relatively old-fashioned romance of Last Tango in Paris." -- Newsday* Posted Feb 5, 2004	The Dreamers (2004)	61%
1/4	"Badly acted, erratically scripted and ultra-violent." -- Newsday Posted Jan 22, 2004	The Butterfly Effect (2004)	34%
1/4	"*The movie is of the sort that relies exclusively on charm and charisma. Love the Hard Way* has neither.*" -- Newsday* Posted Jun 5, 2003	Love the Hard Way (2003)	28%
1/4	"*I don't want to say that The Real Cancun, is boring, but I fell asleep on my arm during the last 45 minutes and chewed it off rather than wake myself up." -- Newsday* Posted Apr 25, 2003	The Real Cancun (2003)	34%
1/4	"*A moment of silence, please, for the career of Robert De Niro. Once considered the finest American screen actor alive, he has reduced himself to singing I Feel Pretty. It is anything but." -- Newsday* Posted Dec 5, 2002	Analyze That (2002)	27%
1/4	"Interminably bleak, to say nothing of boring." -- Newsday Posted Oct 11, 2002	The Rules of Attraction (2002)	43%
1/4	"What [Frei] gives us ... is a man who uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows." -- Newsday Posted Jun 19, 2002	War Photographer (2002)	81%
1/4	"*The makers of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood* should offer a free ticket (second prize, of course, two free tickets) to anyone who can locate a genuinely honest moment in their movie.*" -- Newsday* Posted Jun 7, 2002	Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)	44%
1/4	"A lugubrious and occasionally laughable two hours and 40 minutes." -- Newsday Posted Jan 1, 2000	Titus (1999)	68%

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