ROTTEN TOMATOES: Peter Hartlaub

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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0/4	"*Do yourself a favor and stay home. Griffin's 21-second wrecking-the-Enzo video on YouTube is more exciting (and better directed, and better acted ...) than anything in Redline." Posted Apr 16, 2007*	Redline (2007)	0%
0/4	"*The scariest part of Material Girls* comes when you're sitting in the dark theater and start considering the possibility that young women might find these characters sympathetic.*" Posted Aug 21, 2006*	Material Girls (2006)	4%
0/4	"Uwe Boll is such a bad director that it must be intentional." Posted Jan 9, 2006	BloodRayne (2006)	4%
0/4	"There's nothing clever about this movie. It starts too slow, plot points are abandoned and even the killings start to run together." Posted Sep 16, 2005	Venom (2005)	10%
0/4	"A film so mind-blowingly horrible that it teeters on the edge of cinematic immortality." Posted Jan 28, 2005	Alone in the Dark (2005)	1%
0/4	"*Imagine a horrible parallel universe, where Pauly Shore is allowed to direct a remake of Harold and Maude." Posted Sep 17, 2004*	National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004)	0%
0/4	"It's unoriginal, frequently incomprehensible and cheaply made, and moviegoers should avoid theaters that show this film just to eliminate the chance of walking in accidentally." Posted Dec 29, 2004	Darkness (2003)	4%
0.5/4	"A claustrophobic horror film that provides nothing original beyond its underground setting." Posted Aug 26, 2005	The Cave (2005)	13%
0.5/4	"The Chronicle's Little Man was fighting an internal struggle to abandon his chair altogether, but was ultimately swayed to continue his nap, mostly by a few of the comics in supporting roles." Posted Apr 26, 2005	King's Ransom (2005)	0%
1/5	"Attempts to combine the extreme sports visuals of a good Warren Miller ski film with the plot of a bad Tom Green picture and doesn't come close to landing on four wheels." Posted Aug 15, 2003	Grind (2003)	9%
1/4	"The combination of good actors and terrible dialogue might have allowed the film a chance at minor cult status, if it weren't for the frustratingly inept action sequences." Posted Aug 22, 2008	Death Race (2008)	40%
1/4	"*Considering that the title of the movie was conceived by the Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority, it's not a huge surprise that What Happens in Vegas* is stocked with product placement.*" Posted May 9, 2008*	What Happens in Vegas (2008)	27%
1/4	"[Spurlock's] work here leans closer to Tyra Banks wearing her fat suit than anything directed by Errol Morris or even Michael Moore." Posted Apr 18, 2008	Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden? (2008)	36%
1/4	"*There are a few laughs and some touching moments, but nothing you couldn't get by watching episodes of Good Times* and Little House on the Prairie back to back.*" Posted Mar 24, 2008*	Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008)	31%
1/4	"While the movie is completely ridiculous, at least it's fun to think of all the high school students who are going to mistake this movie for an accurate historical record and get F's on their next pop quiz." Posted Mar 6, 2008	10,000 B.C. (2008)	9%
1/4	"The grating presence of Longoria Parker will be enough to ruin the movie for many, but she's just one of many shortcomings in this romantic comedy, which seriously lacks both romance and comedy." Posted Feb 1, 2008	Over Her Dead Body (2008)	14%
1/4	"*Ice Cube has been taking a lot of heat in recent years for abandoning his tough guy image in exchange for Hollywood stardom, and First Sunday* appears to be a compromise.*" Posted Jan 11, 2008*	First Sunday (2008)	14%
1/4	"The plot isn't intellectually challenging as much as it is confusing, and yet the big twist is completely telegraphed. Ritchie has created a movie that is patronizingly obvious one minute and impenetrable the next." Posted Dec 14, 2007	Revolver (2007)	16%
1/4	"*Between the occasional amusing joke and catchy musical number, this Alvin* update is a very soulless movie.*" Posted Dec 14, 2007*	Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007)	25%
1/4	"The Syriana of slasher films, so complicated and circuitous that your only hope of understanding everything is to eat lots of fish the night before and then watch each of the previous films, in order, right before you enter the theater." Posted Oct 29, 2007	Saw IV (2007)	19%
1/4	"*It's worth mentioning for the third time that this movie is much closer to Caligula* than Sleepless in Seattle.*" Posted Sep 21, 2007*	Good Luck Chuck (2007)	3%
1/4	"It's hard to hate a movie that tries so valiantly to resurrect the career of Lee Majors. But even that noble task ultimately fails." Posted Sep 7, 2007	The Brothers Solomon (2007)	16%
1/4	"Everyone who made this movie had his or her heart in the right place, even though they got so much wrong." Posted Jun 1, 2007	Gracie (2007)	59%
1/4	"A mindless comedy where the blatant racial stereotypes are outnumbered only by the flatulence jokes." Posted May 14, 2007	Delta Farce (2007)	3%
1/4	"If there was a good idea at the core of this film, it's been buried in an unsightly pile of flatulence jokes, dog-related bad puns and a ridiculous serial arson plot." Posted Apr 4, 2007	Firehouse Dog (2007)	38%
1/4	"Gooding is solid in the leading-man role. He has some of the best lines, and he's pretty much the only character you could stand to hang out with in real life." Posted Mar 23, 2007	What Love Is (2007)	17%
1/4	"The Messengers isn't a particularly frightening or gory horror movie, but directors Danny and Oxide Pang do have a special talent for torturing the reputations of their actors." Posted Feb 5, 2007	The Messengers (2007)	11%
1/4	"If you have a decent laptop, a copy of the Final Cut Pro software, some gray spray paint and access to a German shepherd, then you can probably make a better-looking werewolf than the ones in Blood & Chocolate." Posted Jan 26, 2007	Blood and Chocolate (2007)	10%
1/4	"[Grace, played by Sophia Bush] can't go six blocks without having to pee, and we're supposed to believe she knows how to fire a Colt 45 and a shotgun?" Posted Jan 22, 2007	The Hitcher (2007)	19%
1/4	"*For some insane reason, the makers of Primeval* attempted to create a film that blends Anaconda with Hotel Rwanda, and they failed miserably.*" Posted Jan 16, 2007*	Primeval (2007)	17%
1/4	"Besson is a pro when it comes to action movies, but this part live, part animation effort is a mess, highlighted by creepy animation, derivative plot points and a child star who speaks way too fast." Posted Jan 12, 2007	Arthur and the Invisibles (2007)	20%
1/4	"Connoisseurs of trashy moviemaking are left with a bland slasher film, filled with a bad guy who lacks menace, a script that lacks humor and several hot young characters who have the nerve to go throughout the picture without taking their clothes off." Posted Dec 28, 2006	Black Christmas (2006)	17%
1/4	"We Are Marshall is a bit of a shame, because the subject matter could have been something special in the hands of stronger filmmakers." Posted Dec 22, 2006	We Are Marshall (2006)	48%
1/4	"As the movie itself is only occasionally entertaining, I invented my own competition: picking scenes from other movies that the Van Wilder 2 screenwriters ripped off because they didn't have any of their own ideas." Posted Dec 1, 2006	Van Wilder: The Rise of Taj (2006)	8%
1/4	"The Return isn't the worst movie of the year -- or even in the top 10. But it's hard to imagine anyone seeing this movie and thinking they got their money's worth." Posted Nov 13, 2006	The Return (2006)	15%
1/4	"It's very, very difficult to care, because the movie is structured so poorly." Posted Nov 6, 2006	The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)	13%
1/4	"As the creators of The X-Files learned and the people behind Lost are going to find out soon, you can only jerk around an audience... for so long before they start screaming in frustration and move on to something else." Posted Oct 30, 2006	Saw III (2006)	27%
1/4	"If God did start speaking to some random homeless guy, wouldn't he come up with some better material?" Posted Oct 27, 2006	Conversations with God (2006)	9%
1/4	"*The more Grudge* films you see, the more the rules in this universe are unveiled as totally random -- to the point where you stop caring.*" Posted Oct 13, 2006*	The Grudge 2 (2006)	12%
1/4	"With so much talent involved with this film, the finished product seems like a waste." Posted Oct 13, 2006	Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)	33%
1/4	"It doesn't seem like a single scene was filmed without the main characters being aware that the cameras were on, and there is almost no dramatic tension." Posted Sep 29, 2006	I Trust You to Kill Me (2006)	33%
1/4	"With animated movies coming out every other week or so, mediocrity is becoming a rule. Open Season loses more points than most films because of its similarities to Over the Hedge, one of the few kids films that did it right this year." Posted Sep 29, 2006	Open Season (2006)	47%
1/4	"While the reality television series that chronicled the making of this low-budget horror film last year was extremely entertaining, the piece of cinema that resulted is kind of a bore." Posted Sep 22, 2006	Feast (2006)	56%
1/4	"... a supernatural teen drama that wouldn't be so bad if you didn't have to pay good money to see it." Posted Sep 12, 2006	The Covenant (2006)	3%
1/4	"Crossover has one redeeming quality: a heart that's in the right place. It's a bad movie with a good message -- but does anyone really want to pay $10 for an ABC After School Special version of He Got Game?" Posted Sep 1, 2006	Crossover (2006)	2%
1/4	"What's the lesson here? Should we all be talking to each other with two cans and a string?" Posted Aug 14, 2006	Pulse (2006)	12%
1/4	"Your ability to tolerate this movie depends on how much music from the band Smashmouth you can stand." Posted Aug 12, 2006	Zoom (2006)	2%
1/4	"Most of the jokes fall in one of two creepy categories -- slapstick having to do with the baby's superhuman strength or slapstick involving the baby's sex drive." Posted Jul 14, 2006	Little Man (2006)	13%
1/4	"Tries to say something profound about these kids, while oversimplifying the world around them to the point of ridiculousness." Posted Jul 7, 2006	Wassup Rockers (2006)	36%
1/4	"*The best thing that can be said about Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties* is that the movie isn't quite as bad as its name.*" Posted Jun 16, 2006*	Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)	11%

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