I wasn't entertained, I just wanted out of the supposed cold.
Whiteout (2009)
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Reviews Counted:102
Fresh:6
Rotten:96
Average Rating:3.4/10
Consensus: Kate Beckinsale is as lovely as ever, and does her best with the material, but moribund pacing and an uninspired plot leave Whiteout in the cold.
Rated: 15 [See Full Rating] for violence, grisly images, brief strong language and some nudity
Genre: Horror/Suspense
Theatrical Release:11-09-2009
Synopsis:
Antarctica...
The most isolated landmass on Earth
90° S. latitude, zero E. longitude
Six million square miles of ice
...
Antarctica...
The most isolated landmass on Earth
90° S. latitude, zero E. longitude
Six million square miles of ice
Six months of darkness
Temperatures at minus-120 degrees
Winds at 100 miles per hour
Nature never intended you to survive here.
For U.S. Marshal Carrie Stetko, things are about to get even more dangerous. The only law enforcement in this unforgiving territory, she has just been sent to investigate a body on the ice. Antarctica's first homicide. A shocking discovery in itself, it will plunge her into an even more bizarre mystery and the revelation of secrets long-buried under the endless ice...secrets that someone believes are still worth killing for.
As Stetko races to find the killer before he finds her, winter is already closing in. In the deadly Antarctic whiteout, she won't see him till he's a breath away. --© Warner Bros
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt, Columbus Short
Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Gabriel Macht, Tom Skerritt, Columbus Short, Alex O'Loughlin
Director: Dominic Sena
Director: Dominic Sena
Screenwriter: Jon Hoeber, Erich Hoeber, Chad Hayes, Carey W. Hayes
Producer: Joel Silver, Susan Downey
Composer: John Frizzell
Studio: Warner Bros.
Reviews for Whiteout
a relatively mediocre, by-the-numbers mystery thriller that melts from your mind as soon as you step into the sunlight
The misleading trailer suggests 'Nancy Drew vs. the Thing,' but this graphic-novel adaptation is more 'CSI: Antractica' -- a straight if occasionally gruesome murder mystery, boosted by the novelty of its sub-zero South Pole setting.
The film's slick and expensive looking but dumber than a dead penguin.
Kate Beckinsale, adrift in a blizzard of cliches, doesn't have enough star presence or her Stevie Nicks black leather vampire drag to keep audiences from drifting away. Bland and predictable.
It takes slightly longer than three minutes for diminished mental capacity to set in during this Antarctic murder mystery with a fatally low body temperature. Kate Beckinsale is unrepentantly lazy, dialogue is awful and its misdirection is obvious.
The screenplay is unusually lazy -- additional investigators (Gabriel Macht, purportedly a U.N. detective) appear literally out of nowhere, in the middle of nowhere.
Starting from a graphic novel, Sena has turned out your standard TV crime show bloated with a monstrous FX budget.
Kate Beckinsale is about as convincing a U.S. Marshal as Joan Crawford is a loving mother.
I'd watch Kate Beckinsale in anything but even she can't make this movie anything better than average.
You'd think that a movie that opens with a gratuitous Kate Beckinsale shower scene couldn't be all bad. But you'd be wrong.
At first I thought they were trying to do a film noir thing with the dialogue, but then I realized that it was just bad writing made worse by horrendous line delivery.
The characters based on the [graphic] novel never get beyond one dimension and the film moves at the pace of an Antarctic glacier. On second thought, the glacier moves faster.
Setting Whiteout in Antarctica salvages the movie from the cinematic scrap heap.
Latest News for Whiteout
September 10, 2009:
Critics Consensus: 9 Looks Great, But The Plot's Weak
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September 09, 2009:
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