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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)

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Reviews Counted:177

Fresh:64

Rotten:113

Average Rating:4.6/10

Consensus: You Don't Mess With the Zohan features intermittent laughs, and will please Sandler diehards, but after awhile the leaky premise wears thin.

Rated: 12A [See Full Rating] for crude and sexual content throughout, language and nudity.

Runtime: 1 hr 57 mins

Genre: Comedies

Theatrical Release:15-08-2008

Synopsis: Dennis Dugan (BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE) directs this comedy co-written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel. Disco- and hummus-loving Zohan (Sandler) is the Israeli army's best weapon.... Dennis Dugan (BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE) directs this comedy co-written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel. Disco- and hummus-loving Zohan (Sandler) is the Israeli army's best weapon. He can single-handedly take out terrorists and swim like a dolphin, and still find time to charm the ladies. But this lethal weapon is tired of fighting Palestinian terrorists like the Phantom (John Turturro). He has bigger dreams: he wants to cut and style hair. Unfortunately, once Zohan arrives in New York City with a new look straight out of the 1980s and an assumed identity after faking his own death, his lack of experience gets him laughed out of salon after salon. Finally, Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui), a Palestinian salon owner, gives him a shot, and the older patrons love him. But just as Zohan is hitting his stride, Salim, a Palestinian New York City cabbie (Rob Schneider) recognizes him, and suddenly the Zohan's dream is in jeopardy. To confuse matters more, there is a Trump-like developer (Michael Buffer) who is trying to clear out the Manhattan neighborhood where Israelis and Palestinians peacefully coexist in order to build a mall. A bulked-up Sandler is amusing as Zohan, and this is Schneider's best performance in years. Despite the extreme stereotyping, there is an underlying message about the futility of war and fact that people really are, after all, just people. The film is peppered with brief appearances from a menagerie of celebrities, including Chris Rock, Dave Matthews, Charlotte Rae, Kevin James, John McEnroe, Mariah Carey, George Takei, and Bruce Vilanch. Lainie Kazan and Nick Swardson also star in this film as a mother and son who befriend the new immigrant. [More]

Starring: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson

Starring: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, Rob Schneider

Director: Dennis Dugan

Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriter: Robert Smigel, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow
Producer: Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo
Composer: Rupert Gregson-Williams
Studio: Sony Pictures Entertainment

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Cutting to celeb cameos as often as locks of hair fall to the floor of a Supercuts doesn't create comedy -- no more than sticking a person's head in a salon sink means it can wash/cut/style itself.el=1010828&title=Screen Savor Movie Review%3A You Don%27t

Full Review Source: LivePDX | comment Comment
06/06/08
Kimberly Gadette
Kimberly Gadette
LivePDX

The best Mossad agent turned hair stylist movie ever made. Seriously, it's actually really good and fun.

Full Review Source: Can Magazine | comment Comment
06/06/08
Fred Topel
Fred Topel
Can Magazine

Zohan's a shallow character even by Sandler's standards, a bunch of crotch thrusts in search of a laugh.

Full Review Source: I.E. Weekly | comment Comment
06/06/08
Amy Nicholson
Amy Nicholson
I.E. Weekly

In the relatively anemic anthology of recent Adam Sandler flops, You Don't Mess with the Zohan hangs above with comedic charm and a nonsensically amusing plotline. Sandler is the white version of the legendary Tim Meadows character The Ladies Man.

Full Review Source: HollywoodChicago.com | comment Comment
06/06/08
Adam Fendelman
Adam Fendelman
HollywoodChicago.com

A 2-hour opus of sex, sex, sex, sex, sex and more sex. Even drunken frat boys will be screaming, "Enough already, we get it!"

Full Review Source: WaffleMovies.com | comment Comment
06/06/08
Willie Waffle
Willie Waffle
WaffleMovies.com

Three cheers for a crazy wisdom hero who wants to make the world a kinder, gentler place!

Full Review Source: Spirituality and Practice | comment Comment
06/06/08
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality and Practice

You Don't Mess With the Zohan is as messy as comedies come. Much of it, though, is an inspired, hilarious mess.

Full Review Source: Wall Street Journal | comment Comment
06/06/08
Joe Morgenstern
Joe Morgenstern
Wall Street Journal

If one-note jokes that drag on too long or are worked into the ground aren't enough to trigger comic nausea, then perhaps the myriad uses of hummus will do the trick in You Don't Mess With the Zohan.

Full Review Source: USA Today | comment Comment
06/06/08
Claudia Puig
Claudia Puig
USA Today

Zoolander and the Austin Powers films are essentially one-joke comedies, but the basic joke is funny. Within the first minute -- even before Sandler catches a fish in his ass crack -- it's clear that Zohan's only joke isn't.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
06/06/08
Ken Fox
Ken Fox
TV Guide's Movie Guide

There's a lot to be said for consumerism as a salve for historic wounds. Of course, there's also a drawback to our free market ways -- we get shoes made in China and movies like You Don't Mess with the Zohan.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
06/06/08
Philip Marchand
Philip Marchand
Toronto Star

It is simultaneously a little bit vulgar and a little bit sentimental and comes out as a virtually bullet-proof blend for the mass, summertime audience.

Full Review Source: TIME Magazine | comment Comment
06/06/08
Richard Schickel
Richard Schickel
TIME Magazine
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The movie may not win Sandler many new fans, but it's a baby step toward making comedies with a bit more substance than, say, The Waterboy.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
06/06/08
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

What might have been an ambitious effort becomes another lousy Sandler movie, endless and tiresome with a handful of funny moments.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
06/06/08
Mick LaSalle
Mick LaSalle
San Francisco Chronicle

You can tsk-tsk Sandler's penchant for dumb, crass humor all you want, but there's some meaning behind his madness. Is there nothing more human, more humbling, than the idea of smelly feet?

Full Review Source: Salon.com | comment Comment
06/06/08
Stephanie Zacharek
Stephanie Zacharek
Salon.com

Though, as a broad comedy concerned with Israeli-Palestinian relations, Zohan in some ways distinguishes itself as original, it ultimately plays as just another silly Sandler comedy.

Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee | comment Comment
06/06/08
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
Sacramento Bee

The result is another flabby comedy that gets its biggest laughs from thinly-covered penises and bare buttocks.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
06/06/08
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews

Sandler and his crew -- Judd Apatow was a credited writer -- can't take this movie marriage of ambition and apathy down the aisle.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | comment Comment
06/06/08
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel

You Don't Mess With the Zohan might actually be the stupidest movie with good intentions that I've ever seen.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
06/06/08
M.E. Russell
M.E. Russell
Oregonian

The direction by Dennis Dugan is flabby and dull -- like most of the hacks-for-hire who end up bringing a Sandler opus to the screen, and whose chief qualification seems to be the ability to shout 'Great, Adam! Great!'

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
06/06/08
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

How much you like this will depend upon your appreciation for repeated jokes about hummus, gays, Zohan's crotch and his fondness for older women.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
06/06/08
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
 
 
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