Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.
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09/18/09
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Miss March (2009)
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Reviews Counted:72
Fresh:3
Rotten:69
Average Rating:2.5/10
Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
Rated: 15 [See Full Rating]
Genre: Comedies
Theatrical Release:11-09-2009
Synopsis: MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since... [More]
Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi
Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Reviews for Miss March
A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.
09/11/09
Top CriticIf this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.
09/11/09
Top CriticMiss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It’s so poor that you begin to suspect it’s a pastiche.
09/11/09
Top CriticA whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy grossout picture with zero laughs and a persistent, chilling misogyny.
09/11/09
Top CriticAn almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.
09/11/09
Top CriticNothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here.
09/11/09
Pure eye-poking, boob-baring raunch that will tickle your inner idiot and wind up everyone else something rotten.
09/11/09
A teen sex comedy that isn't sexy or comic - talk about dumb and dumber...
09/11/09
Cregger is so dull that it might be an improvement if he slipped back into a coma.
09/11/09
So moronic that even plankton would tut at its ignorance.
09/11/09
A dire gross-out comedy that tackles many of the same themes as Adventureland but without an ounce of subtlety or wit.
09/11/09
This "comedy" might be the Worst Movie Ever Seen, even with the aftershock of the Wayans Bros' Dance Flick still lingering.
09/11/09
Abysmal, laugh-free and frequently offensive comedy whose one or two original ideas are completely overshadowed by smutty, puerile gags and a plot that's so insultingly sexist that you wonder if it's part of an elaborate prank.
09/10/09
At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.
09/25/09
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08/19/09
Shockingly second-rate and relentlessly unfunny...
08/14/09
It's a strange irony that any movie aimed squarely at an allegedly adult audience usually features enough gags involving feces and urine to delight six-year-olds for hours.
05/01/09
The boys directed and co-scripted, so there's no one else to blame.
04/23/09
A disaster on every level.
03/25/09
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