Critical Consensus: Zombies and Witches and Cars, Oh My!
This week’s three wide releases have some things in common: they’re all updates of stuff we’ve seen before, and they all deal with the supernatural. Which will cast a spell over the critics: a car that can love, a witch, or thoughtful, perceptive (but still bloodthirsty) zombies?
George A. Romero’s "Night of the Living Dead" is one of the masterworks of modern horror films, a movie so copied and so influential that, like "2001" or "Metropolis," it may be difficult to fully understand a world without it. Romero’s subsequent "Dead" works, "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead," have maintained a level of quality and integrity where other horror series have retreated to camp and gore. "Land of the Dead," which depicts a bleak future of class conflict and zombies who can think and communicate, is winning high praise in some circles, but at 40 percent, the majority of critics feel it’s a step down for one of the genre’s masters.
Another week, another TV remake: "Bewitched," starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell, avoids some of the pratfalls of recent rehashings by adding a self-reflexive, show-within-a-film plotline, but it’s still basically the story of a witch who gets married to an average Joe. Actually, “average” is a good adjective in this case; critics are less than, ahem, bewitched by this one, with only 36 percent under its spell. The plot involves a pompous actor’s attempt to restart his career by starring in an update of "Bewitched." Hilarity ensues when the actress who takes the Elizabeth Montgomery role is actually a witch. Or rather, occasional hilarity ensues.
From "Turbo Teen" to "Knight Rider" to the forthcoming "Cars," it’s clear that Americans have a thing for anthropomorphizing their fictional automobiles. And one of the original attempts to do this (excepting such non-classics as "My Mother the Car," of course) was "Herbie the Love Bug." Well, that loveable VW is back in "Herbie: Fully Loaded," starring Disney remake queen Lindsay Lohan. At 43 percent on the Tomatometer, there’s a reason the movie isn’t being called "Fully Lauded." Critics say while this tale of rescuing the famed bug from the scrap heap and taking on NASCAR might appeal to kids (really little kids), there’s not a whole lot under the hood, it’s low on gas, parents could use a pit stop from this juvenilia, insert auto maintenance cliché here.
Other "Dead" movies by George A. Romero:
86% - Day of the Dead
100% - Dawn of the Dead
100% - Night of the Living Dead
George A. Romero’s "Night of the Living Dead" is one of the masterworks of modern horror films, a movie so copied and so influential that, like "2001" or "Metropolis," it may be difficult to fully understand a world without it. Romero’s subsequent "Dead" works, "Dawn of the Dead" and "Day of the Dead," have maintained a level of quality and integrity where other horror series have retreated to camp and gore. "Land of the Dead," which depicts a bleak future of class conflict and zombies who can think and communicate, is winning high praise in some circles, but at 40 percent, the majority of critics feel it’s a step down for one of the genre’s masters.
Another week, another TV remake: "Bewitched," starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell, avoids some of the pratfalls of recent rehashings by adding a self-reflexive, show-within-a-film plotline, but it’s still basically the story of a witch who gets married to an average Joe. Actually, “average” is a good adjective in this case; critics are less than, ahem, bewitched by this one, with only 36 percent under its spell. The plot involves a pompous actor’s attempt to restart his career by starring in an update of "Bewitched." Hilarity ensues when the actress who takes the Elizabeth Montgomery role is actually a witch. Or rather, occasional hilarity ensues.
From "Turbo Teen" to "Knight Rider" to the forthcoming "Cars," it’s clear that Americans have a thing for anthropomorphizing their fictional automobiles. And one of the original attempts to do this (excepting such non-classics as "My Mother the Car," of course) was "Herbie the Love Bug." Well, that loveable VW is back in "Herbie: Fully Loaded," starring Disney remake queen Lindsay Lohan. At 43 percent on the Tomatometer, there’s a reason the movie isn’t being called "Fully Lauded." Critics say while this tale of rescuing the famed bug from the scrap heap and taking on NASCAR might appeal to kids (really little kids), there’s not a whole lot under the hood, it’s low on gas, parents could use a pit stop from this juvenilia, insert auto maintenance cliché here.
Other "Dead" movies by George A. Romero:
86% - Day of the Dead
100% - Dawn of the Dead
100% - Night of the Living Dead
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jeanfc writes: on Jun 23 2005 06:25 PM I think this week's new films might have something else in common - they all suck the big one. (Reply to this) |
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South_park300 writes: on Jun 23 2005 07:34 PM No, Land of the Dead will rock. Right now, its 1% away from being fresh, and thats good for any horror movie, and plus it will probably raise a little more I hope. A few early bad reviews from sources I have never heard of makes me laugh. (Reply to this) |
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the_game writes: on Jun 23 2005 07:42 PM I hope Land is good. But Zombies using weapons and communicating? It puts me off a little. If anything, Romero can pull it off. (Reply to this) |
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South_park300 writes: on Jun 23 2005 07:53 PM im sure by "communicating" it will be sort of like grunts like how animals communicate. and zombies have used tools in the previous "dead" movies so the next step up is using them as weapons. ...im such a geek lol (Reply to this) |
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Matthias writes: on Jun 23 2005 08:02 PM In reply to this comment (#823587) yes yes you are but at least your fighting the good fight in order to make Land of The Dead A success (Reply to this) |
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Akuza writes: on Jun 23 2005 10:07 PM Enough about Land of the Dead, just the sheer mention of Turbo Teen puts into a nostalgic mood next to none. When Micheal Bay is finished with Transformers, hopefully someone will bring back the 80's marvel Turbo Teen to the big screen. Or am I the only one that remembers/cares? (Reply to this) |
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the_game writes: on Jun 23 2005 10:21 PM In reply to this comment (#823587) Well if you're referring to 'Bub', then yeah they've communcated before, but I thought the whole 'training Bub' angle of Day was a bit stupid. One zombie being smart as a once off it ok, but all of them sounds stupid. If theyr'e 'communicating' via grunts etc how you've put it, then that sounds ok I guess. (Reply to this) |
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Scott Weinberg writes: on Jun 23 2005 11:29 PM Heh. I just posted my (positive) review, so hopefully my vote will bump the flick from 59% to 60. ;) (Reply to this) |
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getluv writes: on Jun 24 2005 12:42 AM go land of the dead. I looked at Bewitched, and if you were to count all the C, C+, 2/4, 2.5/4, 2.5/4, 5/10 reviews as fresh, it would be over 90%! But i think it looks good. I feel like some comedy. Herbie, is crap. (Reply to this) |
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South_park300 writes: on Jun 24 2005 07:51 AM Land is at 67% right now! I knew it would make it to fresh! (Reply to this) |
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lwilson85 writes: on Jun 24 2005 11:57 AM [b]Like I Care[/b] What the hell? You think I'm going to read all this shit? Y'all are so dreaming,. I know y'all are thinking that I shouldnt have clicked on the forum thingy if I didn't want to read it, but what the hell? I wanted to bitch! :-D I'm done now. lalalal... (Reply to this) |
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The Senhman writes: on Jun 24 2005 01:35 PM [b]What?![/b] It's now 71%. What a turnaround. (Reply to this) |
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skletonkee writes: on Jun 24 2005 05:25 PM In reply to this comment (#823595) [b]41%?[/b] wow...i just figured you had mixed Yes' numbers for Dead... ;) (Reply to this) |
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The Senhman writes: on Jun 24 2005 05:34 PM In reply to this comment (#823596) Yeah, pretty amazing. Usually, it goes from good to bad, but this went the other way. (Reply to this) |
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Reel 2/Dialogue 2 writes: on Jun 25 2005 06:24 AM Shouldn't those [i]Dead[/i] ratings be adjusted for inflation and overseas numbers? :) (Reply to this) |
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