Milk Money (1994)
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Reviews Counted:24
Fresh:1
Rotten:23
Average Rating:2.7/10
Runtime: 1 hr 50 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Three pre-teen boys, curious about sex and the female body, diligently save their dollars and cents with high hopes of paying a prostitute willing to bare it all. Instead, when these suburban... Three pre-teen boys, curious about sex and the female body, diligently save their dollars and cents with high hopes of paying a prostitute willing to bare it all. Instead, when these suburban innocents travel to the big city to fulfill their adolescent dreams, they almost get mugged. But the quick intervention of street-wise hooker V (Melanie Griffith) saves them. And not only that... she does a strip-tease so that they'll have succeeded in their mission, and then drives them safely home. But already one of the boys perceives the heart of gold that lies beneath her tawdry exterior -- and he's decided to marry her off to his widowed dad (Ed Harris). [More]
Starring: Ed Harris, Melanie Griffith, Michael Patrick Carter, Anne Heche
Starring: Ed Harris, Melanie Griffith, Michael Patrick Carter, Anne Heche, Malcolm McDowell, Casey Siemaszko, Philip Bosco, Kevin Scannell, Jessica Wesson
Director: Richard Benjamin
Director: Richard Benjamin
Producer: Kathleen Kennedy, Frank Marshall
Composer: Michael Convertino
Screenwriter: John Mattson
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This feelgood romantic comedy is short on laughs, sexual chemistry, and the thriller subplot won't produce any white knuckles. Full Review |
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John Mattson's script is every bit as silly as it sounds; it dawdles, stumbles, stalls, embarrasses both itself and the audience, and is routinely formulaic to boot. Full Review |
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This execrable film sinks ever lower as its dirty joke of a plot unfolds. Full Review |
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With a tip of the hat to the performers, this is a misguided comedy with Hall of Shame pedigree. Its commercial prospects are quick, down and dirty. Full Review |
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Harris and Griffith are great...Lots of fun
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I can hear the pitch for this one: 'a sex comedy for the whole family.' Full Review |
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Every bit as misguided as its appalling premise would suggest. Full Review |
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Richard Benjamin, laboring under the idea that this is an enchanting premise, directs such episodes as if he were Norman Rockwell in a trenchcoat. Full Review |
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Like PRETTY WOMAN, it's a trite and unrealistic "Hookers have feelings too" movie.
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Not bad enough that it's witless and bland, but what a waste of Ed Harris!
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Ridiculous, tasteless, offensive and unfunny, Milk Money was the perfect final film to see in this string of losers. It made all the others seem better. Full Review |
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Some movies just don't know when enough is enough. Full Review |
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Question: Will Hollywood ever retire the Hooker With a Heart of Gold? Full Review |
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