A Meatballs for the bare-midriff generation.
The New Guy (2002)
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Reviews Counted:91
Fresh:6
Rotten:85
Average Rating:3.1/10
Consensus: Incoherent, silly, and unoriginal, The New Guy offers up the same old teen gross-out comedy cliches.
Runtime: 1 hr 32 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: Teenager Dizzy Harrison (DJ Qualls) is the laughing stock of Texas' Rocky Creek High School. But his loser status changes when he lands a prison sentence and falls under the tutelage of a wild... Teenager Dizzy Harrison (DJ Qualls) is the laughing stock of Texas' Rocky Creek High School. But his loser status changes when he lands a prison sentence and falls under the tutelage of a wild inmate, Luther (Eddie Griffin), who gives him a crash course in "coolness." Upon his release, he enrolls at East Highland High and puts his plan into effect. Surprisingly, the new-and-improved Gil Harris becomes an overnight sensation, winning the affections of a beautiful cheerleader, Danielle (Eliza Dushku), in addition to the entire student body. But when Danielle's bitter ex-boyfriend discovers Gil's secret, Gil must own up to his past life and risk losing his newfound popularity in the process. Ed Decter's surprisingly sensitive romp through the cruel halls of high school boasts engaging performances by its young stars (most notably, the quirky Qualls and soon-to-be-superstar Zooey Deschanel), as well as a freewheeling soundtrack that ranges from hip-hop to rock to classic funk to eighties pop. A seemingly endless onslaught of musician cameos, from Jermaine Dupri to Henry Rollins to Vanilla Ice to Tommy Lee, only adds to the comic energy. [More]
Starring: DJ Qualls, Eddie Griffin, Eliza Dushku, Zooey Deschanel
Starring: DJ Qualls, Eddie Griffin, Eliza Dushku, Zooey Deschanel, Jared Mixon, Parry Shen, Ross Patterson, Ameer Harris, Sunny Mabrey, Lyle Lovett, Geoffrey Lewis
Director: Edward Decter
Director: Edward Decter
Screenwriter: David Kendall
Producer: Todd Garner, Gordon Gray
Studio: Columbia Pictures
Reviews for The New Guy
Occasionally loud and offensive, but more often, it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma.
The only way to tolerate this insipid, brutally clueless film might be with a large dose of painkillers.
You know after only 10 minutes that this atrociously unfunny high-school comedy is a dud.
An incoherent jumble of tastelessness, stupidity, poor cinematic takeoffs and cloying sweetness, all delivered with numbing clumsiness.
As far as shabby teen comedies go, The New Guy offers little, well, new.
Hopefully this is the beginning of the end for raunchy teen comedies. I don’t think my heart could bear another train wreck like this.
An occasional one-liner rises to the level of near-wit... Most everything else ranges from routine to heavy-handed.
It makes little sense, fails as often as it succeeds, and yet is not hateful and is sometimes quite cheerfully original.
For a movie that extols breaking from the pack, "The New Guy" stays well within the herd.
When the screenwriter responsible for one of the worst movies of one year directs an equally miserable film the following year, you'd have a hard time believing it was just coincidence.
Every nanosecond of the The New Guy reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable. Something like scrubbing the toilet. Or emptying rat traps. Or doing last year's taxes with your ex-wife.
Everyone connected to this movie seems to be part of an insider clique, which tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones.
Would you laugh if a tuba-playing dwarf rolled down a hill in a trash can? Do you chuckle at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body? If you answered yes, by all means enjoy The New Guy.
It made me want to wrench my eyes out of my head and toss them at the screen.
... so disconnected you have to wonder if pages were lost on the way to the set.
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