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04/05/02
Mean Machine (2002)
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Reviews Counted:56
Fresh:19
Rotten:37
Average Rating:4.9/10
Consensus: Despite some genuine wit, this crowd pleaser is filled with too many cliches.
Runtime: 1 hr 39 mins
Genre: Comedies
Synopsis: In this remake of THE LONGEST YARD, Robert Aldrich's 1974 Burt Reynolds prison tale concerning inmates who organize themselves into a football team and compete against the guards, British director... [More]
Starring: Vinnie Jones, David Kelly, David Hemmings, Ralph Brown
Director: Barry Skolnick
Reviews for Mean Machine
The scriptwriters are no less a menace to society than the film's characters.
03/29/02
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03/24/02
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03/17/02
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03/15/02
Top CriticThere's just something about watching a squad of psychopathic underdogs whale the tar out of unsuspecting lawmen that reaches across time and distance.
03/14/02
A likably energetic star vehicle for English sports god Vinnie Jones.
03/14/02
Recapitulates Yard by eliminating the personality of the original, without adding a personality of its own.
03/14/02
It's still a hoot, sports cliches, prison movie cliches and all.
03/14/02
Another incomprehensible trash explosion from the Guy Ritchie school of cinematic slugfests.
03/13/02
It's mildly entertaining, especially if you find comfort in familiarity. But it's hardly a necessary enterprise.
03/09/02
Dramatically lackluster.
03/08/02
For most American audiences, the film just won't work.
03/08/02
An even more predictable, cliche-ridden endeavor than its predecessor.
03/08/02
A fairly enjoyable mixture of Longest Yard ... and the 1999 Guy Ritchie caper Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
03/08/02
The comedy -- despite a plethora of attempts -- isn't particularly funny, let alone hilarious, and the drama is laughably bad when not gratingly predictable.
03/08/02
Follows the original film virtually scene for scene and yet manages to bleed it almost completely dry of humor, verve and fun.
03/08/02
Director Barry Skolnick and his screenwriters glibly tick off every point of "The Longest Yard" playbook like a checklist.
03/08/02
... a lot of fun.
03/04/02
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03/03/02
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