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Swept Away (2002)

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Reviews Counted:77

Fresh:4

Rotten:73

Average Rating:2.8/10

Consensus: Muddled and lacking the political context of the original, Swept Away offers further proof that Madonna can't act.

Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much... MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money -- all set against the backdrop of a Mediterranean island paradise. Amber (MADONNA) is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled and arrogant beyond measure. Selfish, superficial and childless, she steamrolls her way through life, leaving in her wake an ever-present aura of repressed rage, pungent dissatisfaction and secret longing. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony (BRUCE GREENWOOD), a pharmaceutical kingpin. Knowing that his wife is bored by their usual exotic vacations, Tony surprises Amber by taking her and two other couples, Marina (JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN) and Michael (DAVID THORNTON), Todd (MICHAEL BEATTIE) and Debi (ELIZABETH BANKS) on a private cruise from Greece to Italy. But as usual, Amber dismisses her husband's pathetic efforts to please her with a contemptuous snort. Complaining about everything from the size of their private jet to their choice of companions, Amber loses it when she sees that the sleek yacht she was expecting is actually a converted Greek fishing boat, complete with a malodorous crew and most horrifyingly -- no gym. Forced into an amenities-free vacation of playing cards and relaxing, Amber finds a target for her anger in the ship's first mate, Giuseppe (ADRIANO GIANNINI). Giuseppe, a strapping young fisherman with a wicked sense of humor and a repressed rage of his own, bitterly resents his American clients and everything they stand for, especially Amber. Amber senses his rejection and quickly makes sport of antagonizing him. Challenged by his refusal to cower in her formidable presence, she needles him incessantly, calling him names (Guido, Pepe, Pee pee, etc.), insulting his "fishes" and ridiculing him in front of his crew and the other guests. Unable to defend himself without losing his job, Giuseppe is furious, but is also aware of an involuntary and unstoppable attraction toward the miserable Amber. Hours after her companions have gone exploring the underwater caves one day, Amber demands that Giuseppe take her to join them despite his warnings about the late hour and questionable weather. Before long, the boat's motor fails and they drift helplessly as dusk approaches and Amber's whining reaches an earsplitting crescendo. Two days at sea, a thunderstorm and one sardine later they are shipwrecked together on a deserted island. Suddenly, the rules have changed. Amber, to her horror, is now completely dependent on Giuseppe -- and he takes full advantage to retaliate. Will they ever be rescued? Will Giuseppe's taunting become too much for the newly vulnerable Amber to bear. The result is a passionate and hilarious role reversal, with a surprising conclusion that neither Amber nor Giuseppe sees coming. -- © 2002 Screen Gems [More]

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood, Jeanne Tripplehorn, David Thornton, Elizabeth Banks

Director: Guy Ritchie

Director: Guy Ritchie
Screenwriter: Lina Wertmuller
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Composer: Michel Colombier
Studio: Columbia Pictures

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This waterlogged romantic comedy really does deserve to sink without trace.

Full Review Source: BBC | comment Comment
05/12/03
Almar Haflidason
Almar Haflidason
BBC
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Sound the trumpets: For the first time since Desperately Seeking Susan, Madonna doesn't suck as an actress.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
10/10/02
Owen Gleiberman
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Down the line, this movie may become a camp classic. At the moment, it's a stitch.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
10/11/02
Susan Stark
Susan Stark
Detroit News

Turns out to be not only relevant but entertaining.

Full Review Source: Detroit Free Press | comment Comment
10/10/02
Terry Lawson
Terry Lawson
Detroit Free Press

After a ghastly start, it becomes a curiously affecting document of a director trying to show the world why he loves his wife -- not the changeling pop star, but the actress.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
10/11/02
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

It's almost a cliché to make fun of Madonna movies, but the Material Girl does nothing to stop the trend with this remake of a tough 1974 Italian romance.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
10/11/02
E! Online

There is no credible feeling here, no comedy, no eroticism.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
10/10/02
A.O. Scott
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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Alas, the only surprise was in seeing how little a top-notch director can do with a woman who simply cannot act.

Full Review Source: Killer Movie Reviews | comment Comment
04/05/03
Andrea Chase
Andrea Chase
Killer Movie Reviews

What is 100% missing here is a script of even the most elemental literacy, an inkling of genuine wit, and anything resembling acting.

Full Review Source: culturevulture.net | comment Comment
10/10/02
Arthur Lazere
Arthur Lazere
culturevulture.net

Ritchie may not have a novel thought in his head, but he knows how to pose Madonna.

Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | comment Comment
01/30/03
Bill Chambers
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central

Madonna has made herself over so often now, there's apparently nothing left to work with, sort of like Michael Jackson's nose.

Full Review Source: PopcornQ | comment Comment
10/12/02
Brandon Judell
Brandon Judell
PopcornQ

More than annoyed, or angry, I just felt sad. Sad for what is quite possibly the premature death of a once-brilliant directorial career.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
02/21/04
Brian Mckay
Brian Mckay
eFilmCritic.com

Ritchie and Giannini will survive this, no doubt. But here’s to hoping Madonna will just simply stay on that island forever.

Full Review Source: Modamag.com | comment Comment
10/11/02
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
Modamag.com

Writer-director Ritchie reduces Wertmuller's social mores and politics to tiresome jargon.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
10/11/02
Bruce Kirkland
Bruce Kirkland
Jam! Movies

Every bit the cinematic shipwreck you'd imagine it to be.

Full Review Source: Associated Press | comment Comment
03/06/07
Christy Lemire
Christy Lemire
Associated Press

Deserving of its critical backlash and more.

Full Review Source: Moviehole | comment Comment
11/22/02
Clint Morris
Clint Morris
Moviehole

This isn't even Madonna's Swept Away. This is her Blue Lagoon.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
10/11/02
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

Vanity! Heresy! Madonna!

Full Review Source: Movie Boeuf | comment Comment
10/14/02
David N. Butterworth
David N. Butterworth
Movie Boeuf

The histrionic muse still eludes Madonna and, playing a charmless witch, she is merely a charmless witch.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
10/22/02
David Noh
David Noh
Film Journal International

...the real problem here is that it's just not interesting.

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | comment Comment
10/07/02
David Nusair
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