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Swept Away (2002)

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Reviews Counted:77

Fresh:4

Rotten:73

Average Rating:2.8/10

Consensus: Muddled and lacking the political context of the original, Swept Away offers further proof that Madonna can't act.

Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much... MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money -- all set against the backdrop of a Mediterranean island paradise. Amber (MADONNA) is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled and arrogant beyond measure. Selfish, superficial and childless, she steamrolls her way through life, leaving in her wake an ever-present aura of repressed rage, pungent dissatisfaction and secret longing. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony (BRUCE GREENWOOD), a pharmaceutical kingpin. Knowing that his wife is bored by their usual exotic vacations, Tony surprises Amber by taking her and two other couples, Marina (JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN) and Michael (DAVID THORNTON), Todd (MICHAEL BEATTIE) and Debi (ELIZABETH BANKS) on a private cruise from Greece to Italy. But as usual, Amber dismisses her husband's pathetic efforts to please her with a contemptuous snort. Complaining about everything from the size of their private jet to their choice of companions, Amber loses it when she sees that the sleek yacht she was expecting is actually a converted Greek fishing boat, complete with a malodorous crew and most horrifyingly -- no gym. Forced into an amenities-free vacation of playing cards and relaxing, Amber finds a target for her anger in the ship's first mate, Giuseppe (ADRIANO GIANNINI). Giuseppe, a strapping young fisherman with a wicked sense of humor and a repressed rage of his own, bitterly resents his American clients and everything they stand for, especially Amber. Amber senses his rejection and quickly makes sport of antagonizing him. Challenged by his refusal to cower in her formidable presence, she needles him incessantly, calling him names (Guido, Pepe, Pee pee, etc.), insulting his "fishes" and ridiculing him in front of his crew and the other guests. Unable to defend himself without losing his job, Giuseppe is furious, but is also aware of an involuntary and unstoppable attraction toward the miserable Amber. Hours after her companions have gone exploring the underwater caves one day, Amber demands that Giuseppe take her to join them despite his warnings about the late hour and questionable weather. Before long, the boat's motor fails and they drift helplessly as dusk approaches and Amber's whining reaches an earsplitting crescendo. Two days at sea, a thunderstorm and one sardine later they are shipwrecked together on a deserted island. Suddenly, the rules have changed. Amber, to her horror, is now completely dependent on Giuseppe -- and he takes full advantage to retaliate. Will they ever be rescued? Will Giuseppe's taunting become too much for the newly vulnerable Amber to bear. The result is a passionate and hilarious role reversal, with a surprising conclusion that neither Amber nor Giuseppe sees coming. -- © 2002 Screen Gems [More]

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood, Jeanne Tripplehorn, David Thornton, Elizabeth Banks

Director: Guy Ritchie

Director: Guy Ritchie
Screenwriter: Lina Wertmuller
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Composer: Michel Colombier
Studio: Columbia Pictures

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This waterlogged romantic comedy really does deserve to sink without trace.

Full Review Source: BBC | comment Comment
05/12/03
Almar Haflidason
Almar Haflidason
BBC
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After seeing SWEPT AWAY, I feel sorry for Madonna.

Full Review Source: FilmsInReview.com | comment Comment
10/25/02
Victoria Alexander
Victoria Alexander
FilmsInReview.com

We hate [Madonna] within the film's first five minutes, and she lacks the skill or presence to regain any ground.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | comment Comment
10/11/02
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid

New ways of describing badness need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
10/11/02
John Anderson
John Anderson
Newsday

Madonna still can't act a lick.

Full Review Source: South Florida Sun-Sentinel | comment Comment
10/11/02
Todd Anthony
Todd Anthony
South Florida Sun-Sentinel

This remake of Lina Wertmuller's 1975 eroti-comedy might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John and Bo Derek made the ridiculous Bolero.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment Comment
10/10/02
Rod Armstrong
Rod Armstrong
Reel.com

The best that can be said about the work here of Scottish director Ritchie ... is that he obviously doesn't have his heart in it.

Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | comment Comment
10/10/02
William Arnold
William Arnold
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

Like life on the island, the movie grows boring despite the scenery.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
10/08/02
Michael Atkinson
Michael Atkinson
Village Voice

Glazed with a tawdry B-movie scum.

Full Review Source: Palo Alto Weekly | comment Comment
10/09/02
Jeanne Aufmuth
Jeanne Aufmuth
Palo Alto Weekly

A better title, for all concerned, might be Swept Under the Rug.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
10/15/02
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews

Vanity! Heresy! Madonna!

Full Review Source: Movie Boeuf | comment Comment
10/14/02
David N. Butterworth
David N. Butterworth
Movie Boeuf

While the story of a woman falling in love with a man who beats her into submission may have worked 25 years ago, it certainly doesn't fly today.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
10/11/02
Guylaine Cadorette
Guylaine Cadorette
Hollywood.com

Ritchie may not have a novel thought in his head, but he knows how to pose Madonna.

Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | comment Comment
01/30/03
Bill Chambers
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central

Alas, the only surprise was in seeing how little a top-notch director can do with a woman who simply cannot act.

Full Review Source: Killer Movie Reviews | comment Comment
04/05/03
Andrea Chase
Andrea Chase
Killer Movie Reviews

Festers in just such a dungpile that you’d swear you were watching monkeys flinging their feces at you.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
10/11/02
Erik Childress
Erik Childress
eFilmCritic.com

Neither a rousing success nor a blinding embarrassment. Still, it just sits there like a side dish no one ordered.

Full Review Source: CNN.com | comment Comment
10/10/02
Paul Clinton (CNN.com)
Paul Clinton (CNN.com)
CNN.com
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It's hard to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie.

Full Review Source: Arizona Republic | comment Comment
10/11/02
Randy Cordova
Randy Cordova
Arizona Republic

This rough trade Punch-and-Judy act didn't play well then and it plays worse now.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
10/10/02
Manohla Dargis
Manohla Dargis
Los Angeles Times
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With her meager acting skills, overwrought mugging, shrill line delivery and quasi-Brit accent, Madonna makes Amber far more monstrous and comical than was obviously intended.

Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com | comment Comment
12/08/02
Michael Dequina
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com

It's lost the politics and the social observation and become just another situation romance about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
10/11/02
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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