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Swept Away (2002)

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Reviews Counted:77

Fresh:4

Rotten:73

Average Rating:2.8/10

Consensus: Muddled and lacking the political context of the original, Swept Away offers further proof that Madonna can't act.

Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much... MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money -- all set against the backdrop of a Mediterranean island paradise. Amber (MADONNA) is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled and arrogant beyond measure. Selfish, superficial and childless, she steamrolls her way through life, leaving in her wake an ever-present aura of repressed rage, pungent dissatisfaction and secret longing. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony (BRUCE GREENWOOD), a pharmaceutical kingpin. Knowing that his wife is bored by their usual exotic vacations, Tony surprises Amber by taking her and two other couples, Marina (JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN) and Michael (DAVID THORNTON), Todd (MICHAEL BEATTIE) and Debi (ELIZABETH BANKS) on a private cruise from Greece to Italy. But as usual, Amber dismisses her husband's pathetic efforts to please her with a contemptuous snort. Complaining about everything from the size of their private jet to their choice of companions, Amber loses it when she sees that the sleek yacht she was expecting is actually a converted Greek fishing boat, complete with a malodorous crew and most horrifyingly -- no gym. Forced into an amenities-free vacation of playing cards and relaxing, Amber finds a target for her anger in the ship's first mate, Giuseppe (ADRIANO GIANNINI). Giuseppe, a strapping young fisherman with a wicked sense of humor and a repressed rage of his own, bitterly resents his American clients and everything they stand for, especially Amber. Amber senses his rejection and quickly makes sport of antagonizing him. Challenged by his refusal to cower in her formidable presence, she needles him incessantly, calling him names (Guido, Pepe, Pee pee, etc.), insulting his "fishes" and ridiculing him in front of his crew and the other guests. Unable to defend himself without losing his job, Giuseppe is furious, but is also aware of an involuntary and unstoppable attraction toward the miserable Amber. Hours after her companions have gone exploring the underwater caves one day, Amber demands that Giuseppe take her to join them despite his warnings about the late hour and questionable weather. Before long, the boat's motor fails and they drift helplessly as dusk approaches and Amber's whining reaches an earsplitting crescendo. Two days at sea, a thunderstorm and one sardine later they are shipwrecked together on a deserted island. Suddenly, the rules have changed. Amber, to her horror, is now completely dependent on Giuseppe -- and he takes full advantage to retaliate. Will they ever be rescued? Will Giuseppe's taunting become too much for the newly vulnerable Amber to bear. The result is a passionate and hilarious role reversal, with a surprising conclusion that neither Amber nor Giuseppe sees coming. -- © 2002 Screen Gems [More]

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood, Jeanne Tripplehorn, David Thornton, Elizabeth Banks

Director: Guy Ritchie

Director: Guy Ritchie
Screenwriter: Lina Wertmuller
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Composer: Michel Colombier
Studio: Columbia Pictures

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This waterlogged romantic comedy really does deserve to sink without trace.

Full Review Source: BBC | comment Comment
05/12/03
Almar Haflidason
Almar Haflidason
BBC
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It's almost a cliché to make fun of Madonna movies, but the Material Girl does nothing to stop the trend with this remake of a tough 1974 Italian romance.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
10/11/02
E! Online

There is no credible feeling here, no comedy, no eroticism.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
10/10/02
A.O. Scott
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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Alas, the only surprise was in seeing how little a top-notch director can do with a woman who simply cannot act.

Full Review Source: Killer Movie Reviews | comment Comment
04/05/03
Andrea Chase
Andrea Chase
Killer Movie Reviews

What is 100% missing here is a script of even the most elemental literacy, an inkling of genuine wit, and anything resembling acting.

Full Review Source: culturevulture.net | comment Comment
10/10/02
Arthur Lazere
Arthur Lazere
culturevulture.net

Ritchie may not have a novel thought in his head, but he knows how to pose Madonna.

Full Review Source: Film Freak Central | comment Comment
01/30/03
Bill Chambers
Bill Chambers
Film Freak Central

Madonna has made herself over so often now, there's apparently nothing left to work with, sort of like Michael Jackson's nose.

Full Review Source: PopcornQ | comment Comment
10/12/02
Brandon Judell
Brandon Judell
PopcornQ

More than annoyed, or angry, I just felt sad. Sad for what is quite possibly the premature death of a once-brilliant directorial career.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
02/21/04
Brian Mckay
Brian Mckay
eFilmCritic.com

Ritchie and Giannini will survive this, no doubt. But here’s to hoping Madonna will just simply stay on that island forever.

Full Review Source: Modamag.com | comment Comment
10/11/02
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
Modamag.com

Writer-director Ritchie reduces Wertmuller's social mores and politics to tiresome jargon.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
10/11/02
Bruce Kirkland
Bruce Kirkland
Jam! Movies

Every bit the cinematic shipwreck you'd imagine it to be.

Full Review Source: Associated Press | comment Comment
03/06/07
Christy Lemire
Christy Lemire
Associated Press

Deserving of its critical backlash and more.

Full Review Source: Moviehole | comment Comment
11/22/02
Clint Morris
Clint Morris
Moviehole

This isn't even Madonna's Swept Away. This is her Blue Lagoon.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
10/11/02
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

Vanity! Heresy! Madonna!

Full Review Source: Movie Boeuf | comment Comment
10/14/02
David N. Butterworth
David N. Butterworth
Movie Boeuf

The histrionic muse still eludes Madonna and, playing a charmless witch, she is merely a charmless witch.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
10/22/02
David Noh
David Noh
Film Journal International

...the real problem here is that it's just not interesting.

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10/07/02
David Nusair
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

It's hard to remember the last time a certified celebrity gave a performance so monotonous, unimaginative, and all-around tiresome to watch.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
10/11/02
David Sterritt
David Sterritt
Christian Science Monitor

The Vera Hruba Ralston of her time, Madonna has persisted in making movies despite all evidence that this is one medium in which no one wants to see or hear her.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
11/04/08
Dennis Harvey
Dennis Harvey
Variety
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At no point should anyone mistake this for an actual movie. This is an extended beach video that will leave no one swept away.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
10/10/02
Desson Thomson
Desson Thomson
Washington Post

A mediocre melodrama, lugubrious in tone, but there are good things about it. More than expected. Not enough to recommend it.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | comment Comment
10/12/02
Dustin Putman
Dustin Putman
DustinPutman.com
 
 
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