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Swept Away (2002)

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Reviews Counted:77

Fresh:4

Rotten:73

Average Rating:2.8/10

Consensus: Muddled and lacking the political context of the original, Swept Away offers further proof that Madonna can't act.

Runtime: 1 hr 33 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much... MADONNA and ADRIANO GIANNINI star in director/screenwriter GUY RITCHIE'S contemporary adaptation of Lina Wertmuller's 1974 romantic comedy "Swept Away," a story of love, sex, drugs and too much money -- all set against the backdrop of a Mediterranean island paradise. Amber (MADONNA) is 40, beautiful, rich, spoiled and arrogant beyond measure. Selfish, superficial and childless, she steamrolls her way through life, leaving in her wake an ever-present aura of repressed rage, pungent dissatisfaction and secret longing. Nothing makes this woman happy, including her wealthy but passive husband Tony (BRUCE GREENWOOD), a pharmaceutical kingpin. Knowing that his wife is bored by their usual exotic vacations, Tony surprises Amber by taking her and two other couples, Marina (JEANNE TRIPPLEHORN) and Michael (DAVID THORNTON), Todd (MICHAEL BEATTIE) and Debi (ELIZABETH BANKS) on a private cruise from Greece to Italy. But as usual, Amber dismisses her husband's pathetic efforts to please her with a contemptuous snort. Complaining about everything from the size of their private jet to their choice of companions, Amber loses it when she sees that the sleek yacht she was expecting is actually a converted Greek fishing boat, complete with a malodorous crew and most horrifyingly -- no gym. Forced into an amenities-free vacation of playing cards and relaxing, Amber finds a target for her anger in the ship's first mate, Giuseppe (ADRIANO GIANNINI). Giuseppe, a strapping young fisherman with a wicked sense of humor and a repressed rage of his own, bitterly resents his American clients and everything they stand for, especially Amber. Amber senses his rejection and quickly makes sport of antagonizing him. Challenged by his refusal to cower in her formidable presence, she needles him incessantly, calling him names (Guido, Pepe, Pee pee, etc.), insulting his "fishes" and ridiculing him in front of his crew and the other guests. Unable to defend himself without losing his job, Giuseppe is furious, but is also aware of an involuntary and unstoppable attraction toward the miserable Amber. Hours after her companions have gone exploring the underwater caves one day, Amber demands that Giuseppe take her to join them despite his warnings about the late hour and questionable weather. Before long, the boat's motor fails and they drift helplessly as dusk approaches and Amber's whining reaches an earsplitting crescendo. Two days at sea, a thunderstorm and one sardine later they are shipwrecked together on a deserted island. Suddenly, the rules have changed. Amber, to her horror, is now completely dependent on Giuseppe -- and he takes full advantage to retaliate. Will they ever be rescued? Will Giuseppe's taunting become too much for the newly vulnerable Amber to bear. The result is a passionate and hilarious role reversal, with a surprising conclusion that neither Amber nor Giuseppe sees coming. -- © 2002 Screen Gems [More]

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood

Starring: Madonna, Adriano Giannini, Jennifer Aniston, Bruce Greenwood, Jeanne Tripplehorn, David Thornton, Elizabeth Banks

Director: Guy Ritchie

Director: Guy Ritchie
Screenwriter: Lina Wertmuller
Producer: Matthew Vaughn
Composer: Michel Colombier
Studio: Columbia Pictures

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Almar Haflidason

This waterlogged romantic comedy really does deserve to sink without trace.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | May., 12 2003 05:09 PM

BBC

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Dennis Harvey

The Vera Hruba Ralston of her time, Madonna has persisted in making movies despite all evidence that this is one medium in which no one wants to see or hear her.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 04 2008 03:15 AM

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Urban Cinefile Critics

Don’t count on being swept away by this contrived, predictable shipwrecked romance.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 18 2008 03:37 AM

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Garth Franklin

[An] utter piece of flotsam.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Mar., 10 2007 04:54 AM

Dark Horizons

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J. R. Jones

Both husband and wife seem to be in way over their heads.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Mar., 06 2007 09:15 PM

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Christy Lemire

Every bit the cinematic shipwreck you'd imagine it to be.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Mar., 06 2007 09:15 PM

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Brian Mckay

More than annoyed, or angry, I just felt sad. Sad for what is quite possibly the premature death of a once-brilliant directorial career.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Feb., 21 2004 02:35 PM

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Andrea Chase

Alas, the only surprise was in seeing how little a top-notch director can do with a woman who simply cannot act.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 05 2003 12:55 PM

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Gil Jawetz

Apparently willing to scuttle his own career, Ritchie writes and directs a film in which he does everything possible to make his own wife look ugly, rotten and despicable.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Feb., 05 2003 08:16 AM

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Frank Ochieng

Whenever you agree that there’s more credibility in spotting a flying donkey with the hiccups rather than believing in an effective Madonna-hired acting coach, then you definitely earned the license to go with your first instinct.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Feb., 03 2003 11:44 AM

TheWorldJournal.com

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Bill Chambers

Ritchie may not have a novel thought in his head, but he knows how to pose Madonna.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jan., 30 2003 12:28 AM

Film Freak Central

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Michael Dequina

With her meager acting skills, overwrought mugging, shrill line delivery and quasi-Brit accent, Madonna makes Amber far more monstrous and comical than was obviously intended.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 08 2002 08:20 AM

TheMovieReport.com

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Clint Morris

Deserving of its critical backlash and more.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 22 2002 08:17 AM

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Peter Keough

Rather than explore the roots of misogyny, as did the original, the new version may just encourage it.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 18 2002 08:18 AM

Boston Phoenix

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Victoria Alexander

After seeing SWEPT AWAY, I feel sorry for Madonna.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 25 2002 08:40 PM

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Rex Reed

If there is one thing worse than a Guy Ritchie movie, it's a Guy Ritchie movie with Madonna in it.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 23 2002 01:15 PM

New York Observer

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David Noh

The histrionic muse still eludes Madonna and, playing a charmless witch, she is merely a charmless witch.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 22 2002 08:15 AM

Film Journal International

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Eric D. Snider

Gone are Ritchie's style and wit. Gone is the mischievous sense of fun that pervaded his other films. Here instead are drudgery and inanity.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 19 2002 08:14 AM

EricDSnider.com

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Nell Minow

The only thing “swept away” is the one hour and thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 17 2002 05:42 PM

Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies

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Stephanie Zacharek

I wouldn't wish the stupefying dialogue of "Swept Away" on any actress, but to watch Madonna flounder through it is more punishment than I can bear.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 17 2002 08:14 AM

Salon.com

 
 
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