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The Guru (2003)

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Reviews Counted:87

Fresh:50

Rotten:37

Average Rating:5.7/10

Consensus: A sweetly silly but wafer-thin romantic comedy.

Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and... Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and a red Mercedes, India's Tony Manero gives up the comforts of home to become a star in America. But the road to fame in New York is no magic carpet ride and Ramu winds up in a crowded Queens walk-up apartment, waiting tables at an Indian restaurant and scrambling for any audition that comes along.

Still, good fortune can arise from strange places as Ramu discovers when a catering gig at a ditzy socialite's (Marisa Tomei) birthday party catapults him into an extravagant version of the American dream. Mistaken for a spiritual healer, Ramu becomes an overnight celebrity with the city's elite hanging onto his every word - no matter how absurd. The trouble is, he's also falling in love with the one woman (Heather Graham) who knows the real source of his seemingly profound insights and Ramu must choose between his newfound notoriety and his love for a woman who accepts him as he is.

Bollywood meets Hollywood in The Guru, an exuberantly comic tale of culture clash from Universal Pictures and Working Title Films. The Guru stars Heather Graham (From Hell), Marisa Tomei (In the Bedroom), Jimi Mistry (East is East), Christine Baranski (Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas) and Michael McKean (Best in Show), as well as Dash Mihok (The Perfect Storm) and Malachy McCourt (Green Card). [More]

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski, Michael McKean, Malachy McCourt, Dash Mihok

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer
Screenwriter: Tracey Jackson
Producer: Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Michael London
Composer: David Carbonara
Studio: Universal Pictures

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12/30/06
Empire Magazine
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A core of feel-good humour within the rhythm of a con comedy, delivering crowd-pleasing warmth at the same time as some genuinely sharp laughs.

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09/09/02
Ian Waldron-Mantgani
Ian Waldron-Mantgani
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Stirs together Bollywood and Hollywood, satire and romance, to create an appealing masala dish of a movie.

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08/12/02
Jason Best
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10/30/02
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07/14/02
Rich Cline
Rich Cline
Shadows on the Wall

Mistry and the film have an underdog charisma and a light sense of humor manages to put a fresh spin on some of the clichés.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
01/31/03
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Una fiesta total, una larga serie de momentos de gusto, un gran gurú, comedia divertida y, para los caballeros, Heather con una sensualidad que no necesita ni quitarse la ropa...

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10/08/02
Alex Ramirez
Alex Ramirez
Cinenganos

mixes the exuberance of Bollywood with measured lunacy of 30s screwball comedies and adds just a dash of “The Joy of Sex”

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04/05/03
Andrea Chase
Andrea Chase
Killer Movie Reviews

A lighthearted comedy that actually takes some rare risks.

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01/30/03
Athan Bezaitis
Athan Bezaitis
Filmcritic.com

Such a delightfully silly masala of Hollywood genre conventions, Bollywood fantasy and porn movie stupidity that it's beside the point to wish it had lived up to its original conception.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
01/31/03
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

Even without roller skates, Heather Graham makes a great porn star.

Full Review Source: Denton Record Chronicle (TX) | comment Comment
01/30/03
Boo Allen
Boo Allen
Denton Record Chronicle (TX)

Mistry and co-star Heather Graham lend a fetching naivete to their characters.

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01/31/03
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
San Francisco Chronicle

Delightful screwball comedy.

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02/07/03
Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor
Salon.com

It's quirky, funny, and it might leave you craving naan and a big musical number.

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01/31/03
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
Cherryl Dawson and Leigh Ann Palone
TheMovieChicks.com

A screwball farce, not a musical, but it's entertainingly ridiculous in some of the same ways Moulin Rouge was.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
02/14/03
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

This is the kind of movie for which the term 'guilty pleasure' was coined.

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01/30/03
Chris Vognar
Chris Vognar
Dallas Morning News

There's much to relish here, including a raft of deft supporting performances.

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10/20/02
Chris Wiegand
Chris Wiegand
Boxoffice Magazine
 
 
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