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The Guru (2003)

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Reviews Counted:87

Fresh:50

Rotten:37

Average Rating:5.7/10

Consensus: A sweetly silly but wafer-thin romantic comedy.

Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and... Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and a red Mercedes, India's Tony Manero gives up the comforts of home to become a star in America. But the road to fame in New York is no magic carpet ride and Ramu winds up in a crowded Queens walk-up apartment, waiting tables at an Indian restaurant and scrambling for any audition that comes along.

Still, good fortune can arise from strange places as Ramu discovers when a catering gig at a ditzy socialite's (Marisa Tomei) birthday party catapults him into an extravagant version of the American dream. Mistaken for a spiritual healer, Ramu becomes an overnight celebrity with the city's elite hanging onto his every word - no matter how absurd. The trouble is, he's also falling in love with the one woman (Heather Graham) who knows the real source of his seemingly profound insights and Ramu must choose between his newfound notoriety and his love for a woman who accepts him as he is.

Bollywood meets Hollywood in The Guru, an exuberantly comic tale of culture clash from Universal Pictures and Working Title Films. The Guru stars Heather Graham (From Hell), Marisa Tomei (In the Bedroom), Jimi Mistry (East is East), Christine Baranski (Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas) and Michael McKean (Best in Show), as well as Dash Mihok (The Perfect Storm) and Malachy McCourt (Green Card). [More]

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski, Michael McKean, Malachy McCourt, Dash Mihok

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer
Screenwriter: Tracey Jackson
Producer: Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Michael London
Composer: David Carbonara
Studio: Universal Pictures

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... those modest virtues can't prevail against the coarse jokes and shabby ethnic stereotypes of Tracey Jackson's disjointed script, Daisy von Scherler Mayer's unsteady direction, or the unflattering cinematography.

Full Review Source: Sacramento News & Review | comment Comment
03/04/03
Jim Lane
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

...a clunky, idiotic, laughless and amateurish collection of scenes targeted to people who have the intellect of mattress springs.

Full Review Source: Cinemaphile.org | comment Comment
02/28/03
David Keyes
David Keyes
Cinemaphile.org

It's good fun -- almost a musical.

Full Review Source: Sacramento Bee | comment Comment
02/28/03
Joe Baltake
Joe Baltake
Sacramento Bee

Although the film is loaded with potential and many satirical targets, the execution of the material leaves a lot to be desired.

Full Review Source: Screen It! | comment Comment
02/20/03
Jim Judy
Jim Judy
Screen It!

"The Guru" is a light and frothy concoction that is a tasty little treat with its heart in the right place.

Full Review Source: Reeling Reviews | comment Comment
02/19/03
Robin Clifford
Robin Clifford
Reeling Reviews

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Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
02/17/03
Leigh Johnson
Leigh Johnson
Hollywood.com

a gentle comedy of colliding cultures

Full Review Source: Reeling Reviews | comment Comment
02/16/03
Laura Clifford
Laura Clifford
Reeling Reviews

Devoid of life, intelligence, humor, and anything else that could entertain even the most undemanding viewer, this film is a perfect example of something that should have been shipped to landfills, not multiplexes.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
02/16/03
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews

A great film? No, but it's pleasant enough, with attractive actors, and the interspersed Bollywood numbers are a hoot.

Full Review Source: San Diego Metropolitan | comment Comment
02/15/03
Jean Lowerison
Jean Lowerison
San Diego Metropolitan

A precipitous comedic falloff in the third quarter earns the film a qualified recommendation at best.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
02/14/03
Dan Via
Dan Via
Washington Post

A screwball farce, not a musical, but it's entertainingly ridiculous in some of the same ways Moulin Rouge was.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
02/14/03
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

With a reach that frequently falls short, higher wit and sexual sophistication crumble into plain old silliness.

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | comment Comment
02/14/03
Ted Fry
Ted Fry
Seattle Times

It achieves flotation of benign idiocy because the stars are likable.

Full Review Source: San Diego Union-Tribune | comment Comment
02/14/03
David Elliott
David Elliott
San Diego Union-Tribune

Mistry is appealing (even while enduring some pretty embarrassing moments) and the picture entertaining, but it never crosses into something relevant or creatively eccentric.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
02/14/03
Kim Morgan
Kim Morgan
Oregonian

A trifle, a silly one at that, but it's a charming trifle that's hard to resist.

Full Review Source: Houston Chronicle | comment Comment
02/14/03
Eric Harrison
Eric Harrison
Houston Chronicle

The movie offers up too many airy spiritual lessons in the hope of crossing from farce to sentiment.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
02/14/03
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

(The) musical numbers (of which there should be more) are full of spirit, sass and innocent splashes of energy, but the rest is haphazardly staged, passively filmed and edited with little regard to comic timing.

Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | comment Comment
02/14/03
Sean Axmaker
Sean Axmaker
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

A mixed-up masala saved only partly by a charismatic cast.

Full Review Source: Detroit Free Press | comment Comment
02/14/03
John Monaghan
John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press

A joyous genre-blender guaranteed to crank up your karma.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
02/14/03
Rita Kempley
Rita Kempley
Washington Post

Sex, song, and Sally Jesse Raphael. The Guru celebrates -- and turns inside out -- cultural cross-pollinations.

Full Review Source: Nitrate Online | comment Comment
02/14/03
Cynthia Fuchs
Cynthia Fuchs
Nitrate Online
 
 
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