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The Guru (2003)

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Reviews Counted:87

Fresh:50

Rotten:37

Average Rating:5.7/10

Consensus: A sweetly silly but wafer-thin romantic comedy.

Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins

Genre: Comedies

Synopsis: Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and... Only a guru could have predicted the fate awaiting Ramu Gupta (Jimi Mistry), a young Indian dance teacher with the best moves in Delhi. Mesmerized by a friend's promise of a New York penthouse and a red Mercedes, India's Tony Manero gives up the comforts of home to become a star in America. But the road to fame in New York is no magic carpet ride and Ramu winds up in a crowded Queens walk-up apartment, waiting tables at an Indian restaurant and scrambling for any audition that comes along.

Still, good fortune can arise from strange places as Ramu discovers when a catering gig at a ditzy socialite's (Marisa Tomei) birthday party catapults him into an extravagant version of the American dream. Mistaken for a spiritual healer, Ramu becomes an overnight celebrity with the city's elite hanging onto his every word - no matter how absurd. The trouble is, he's also falling in love with the one woman (Heather Graham) who knows the real source of his seemingly profound insights and Ramu must choose between his newfound notoriety and his love for a woman who accepts him as he is.

Bollywood meets Hollywood in The Guru, an exuberantly comic tale of culture clash from Universal Pictures and Working Title Films. The Guru stars Heather Graham (From Hell), Marisa Tomei (In the Bedroom), Jimi Mistry (East is East), Christine Baranski (Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas) and Michael McKean (Best in Show), as well as Dash Mihok (The Perfect Storm) and Malachy McCourt (Green Card). [More]

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski

Starring: Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Jimi Mistry, Christine Baranski, Michael McKean, Malachy McCourt, Dash Mihok

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer

Director: Daisy Von Scherler Mayer
Screenwriter: Tracey Jackson
Producer: Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Michael London
Composer: David Carbonara
Studio: Universal Pictures

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Infectious and exuberant and occasionally naughty.

Full Review Source: Film Blather | comment Comment
02/13/03
Eugene Novikov
Eugene Novikov
Film Blather

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Full Review Source: Dark Horizons | comment Comment
02/09/03
Garth Franklin
Garth Franklin
Dark Horizons

Delightful screwball comedy.

Full Review Source: Salon.com | comment Comment
02/07/03
Charles Taylor
Charles Taylor
Salon.com

It's as if somebody dropped three bad scripts on the floor of a production office, and somebody else picked up the pages in random order and said, 'Let's make a movie out of this! And let's get Heather Graham to star!'

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | comment Comment
02/03/03
Richard Roeper
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper

Works better than it probably should thanks mainly to a ready-for -anything lead performance by the ridiculously charismatic Jimi Mistry and equally game performances from an amusing supporting cast including Heather Graham and Marisa Tomei.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
02/03/03
Michael Rechtshaffen
Michael Rechtshaffen
Hollywood Reporter
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Is this goofy? Oh yeah. But it’s a grownup kind of goofy that will leave you grinning from ear to ear.

Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | comment Comment
02/02/03
MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher

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Full Review Source: Modamag.com | comment Comment
02/02/03
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
Modamag.com

Although the story may sound promising, it keeps falling as flat as Ramu's ... well, let's not go there.

Full Review Source: Internet Reviews | comment Comment
02/01/03
Steve Rhodes
Steve Rhodes
Internet Reviews

If you are interested in Bollywood movies, go see a Bollywood movie.

Full Review Source: Apollo Guide | comment Comment
02/01/03
Jamie Gillies
Jamie Gillies
Apollo Guide

A harmless little sex comedy that's never as funny as you wish but marginally better than the effluent that's gushing out of the studio pipeline this month.

Full Review Source: Journal News (Westchester, NY) | comment Comment
02/01/03
Marshall Fine
Marshall Fine
Journal News (Westchester, NY)

All of this makes for some very entertaining if lightweight goings-on.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
02/01/03
Rod Granger
Rod Granger
Film Journal International

Agreeable and slipshod in equal fashion.

Full Review Source: USA Today | comment Comment
01/31/03
USA Today
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It feels like an upstart indie, thanks to its original script, endearing performances, colourful aesthetic, uplifting soundtrack, parodic undertones and the compelling theme of ethnic assimilation.

Full Review Source: Toronto Star | comment Comment
01/31/03
Daphne Gordon
Daphne Gordon
Toronto Star

Mistry and co-star Heather Graham lend a fetching naivete to their characters.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
01/31/03
Carla Meyer
Carla Meyer
San Francisco Chronicle

As a satire of charismatic cult movements, Tracey Jackson's screenplay merely toys with the possibilities.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
01/31/03
Jan Stuart
Jan Stuart
Newsday

Such a delightfully silly masala of Hollywood genre conventions, Bollywood fantasy and porn movie stupidity that it's beside the point to wish it had lived up to its original conception.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
01/31/03
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

The resulting fluff might seem fairly plastic next to, for example, Deepa Mehta's Hollywood Bollywood. But The Guru is reasonably crowd-pleasing nonetheless.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
01/31/03
Jim Slotek
Jim Slotek
Jam! Movies

The actors do all they can to make up for the limp script.

Full Review Source: Arizona Daily Star | comment Comment
01/31/03
Phil Villarreal
Phil Villarreal
Arizona Daily Star

Although it could've pushed the envelope and been so much more, it still manages to be entertaining.

Full Review Source: Supercala.com | comment Comment
01/31/03
John Venable
John Venable
Supercala.com

If laughs were calories, The Guru would be the equivalent of a Weight Watchers breakfast bar.

Full Review Source: Countingdown.com | comment Comment
01/31/03
Larry Carroll
Larry Carroll
Countingdown.com
 
 
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