All the while, it's slowly grabbing a rubber chicken off the table behind it, getting ready to suddenly stick the tired old gag in your face right when it has your attention.
Hide and Seek (2005)
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Reviews Counted:150
Fresh:19
Rotten:131
Average Rating:3.9/10
Consensus: Robert De Niro and especially Dakota Fanning have earned some praise for their work in Hide and Seek, but critics have called the rest of the film derivative, illogical and somewhat silly.
Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins
Genre: Thriller
Synopsis: Dakota Fanning and Robert De Niro slug it out for top acting honors in this creepy psychodrama. After his wife is found dead in the bathtub, Manhattan psychologist David Callaway (De Niro) decides... Dakota Fanning and Robert De Niro slug it out for top acting honors in this creepy psychodrama. After his wife is found dead in the bathtub, Manhattan psychologist David Callaway (De Niro) decides to take his traumatized child, Emily (Fanning), to live in a big, gloomy country house upstate. The shadow of the twisty backyard woods--or something darker--soon creeps over the house and Emily finds a weird friend named Charlie, who her father believes is only imaginary. Charlie likes to play games, and is also very jealous of anyone who tries to come between Emily and her dad, like an attractive local divorcee (Elizabeth Shue) and Emily's New York psychiatrist (Famke Jannsen). Director John Polson takes his time letting the little details of the story accrue in the patently somber tradition of directors like M. Night Shyamalan. John Ottman's score is spooky, the photography is drenched in warm colors, and the mood is relentlessly strange and unsettling. De Niro is fine as a wheezing, aging doctor who can't seem to fathom the extent to which his domestic situation has moved past his control. Of course there's a shocking twist or two, plenty of jolts, red herrings, and sinister woodland explorations (including a dark and foreboding cave), but the spookiest ingredient in this potboiler is the brilliant Fanning. With her jet black hair, pale skin, and wide blue eyes, she enters the realm of instant horror iconhood as the alternately frightened and frightening Emily. Other cast members include Dylan Baker as the local sheriff, and Amy Irving, excellent in her few scenes as Emily's mother. [More]
Starring: Robert De Niro, Dakota Fanning, Famke Janssen, Dylan Baker
Starring: Robert De Niro, Dakota Fanning, Famke Janssen, Dylan Baker, Robert John Burke, Elisabeth Shue
Director: John Polson
Director: John Polson
Screenwriter: Barry Josephson
Producer: Barry Josephson, Ari Schlossberg
Composer: John Ottman
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Reviews for Hide and Seek
The movie follows a tired formula almost from the start. It's a long road, and we see every twist coming from miles away.
An ordinary, mildly suspenseful, eventually preposterous thriller that warrants no more attention or thought than the time it takes to watch it, if that.
DeNiro's been in enough good films to recognize that this film is a steaming pile of garbage that no amount of great acting would ever be able to rescue.
Critics would do well to simply cut-and-paste their slams of last year's Secret Window (this film's doppelganger) and leave it at that.
This movie has so little to hide that you'll figure out whodunit long before the credits roll.
Basically another episode of Lifestyles of the Upscale and Haunted that features the latest example of Robert DeNiro in full "Where's my paycheck?" mode.
This barely even qualifies as a movie. It's an easily digested piece of commercial product, not unlike a loaf of bread or those pantyhose that come in an egg.
...wait until it is available for DVD rental and spend the money you saved to order a pizza.
Come out, come out, wherever you are….good dramatic scripts for Robert DeNiro, that is.
The film's weakness lies in its transparency more than in its execution.
... if you want to see the next big thing in thrillers, little Dakota Fanning may be it, but the rest is pure straight-to-DVD.
Latest News for Hide and Seek
April 22, 2008:
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Robert De Niro and Al Pacino might be among the greatest living American actors -- but have they forgotten why they started acting in the first place? More...
April 19, 2006:
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Notorious tough guy Russell Crowe has climbed aboard an indie flick entitled "Tenderness," in which he'll work with a pair of teens and fellow Aussie John Polson, the... More...
November 23, 2005:
Thriller Director Tries a Little "Tenderness"
John Polson, the filmmaker who last directed the Robert De Niro / Dakota Fanning thriller "Hide and Seek," will soon step back behind the cameras, says Variety. Mr.... More...
June 16, 2005:
De Niro and Streep Sign Up for "First Man"
Variety indicates that Robert De Niro ("Hide and Seek") and Meryl Streep ("Adaptation") will co-star in Disney's "First Man." Screenwriter Diane... More...
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