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Hide and Seek (2005)
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Reviews Counted:150
Fresh:19
Rotten:131
Average Rating:3.9/10
Consensus: Robert De Niro and especially Dakota Fanning have earned some praise for their work in Hide and Seek, but critics have called the rest of the film derivative, illogical and somewhat silly.
Runtime: 1 hr 45 mins
Genre: Thriller
Synopsis: Dakota Fanning and Robert De Niro slug it out for top acting honors in this creepy psychodrama. After his wife is found dead in the bathtub, Manhattan psychologist David Callaway (De Niro) decides... Dakota Fanning and Robert De Niro slug it out for top acting honors in this creepy psychodrama. After his wife is found dead in the bathtub, Manhattan psychologist David Callaway (De Niro) decides to take his traumatized child, Emily (Fanning), to live in a big, gloomy country house upstate. The shadow of the twisty backyard woods--or something darker--soon creeps over the house and Emily finds a weird friend named Charlie, who her father believes is only imaginary. Charlie likes to play games, and is also very jealous of anyone who tries to come between Emily and her dad, like an attractive local divorcee (Elizabeth Shue) and Emily's New York psychiatrist (Famke Jannsen). Director John Polson takes his time letting the little details of the story accrue in the patently somber tradition of directors like M. Night Shyamalan. John Ottman's score is spooky, the photography is drenched in warm colors, and the mood is relentlessly strange and unsettling. De Niro is fine as a wheezing, aging doctor who can't seem to fathom the extent to which his domestic situation has moved past his control. Of course there's a shocking twist or two, plenty of jolts, red herrings, and sinister woodland explorations (including a dark and foreboding cave), but the spookiest ingredient in this potboiler is the brilliant Fanning. With her jet black hair, pale skin, and wide blue eyes, she enters the realm of instant horror iconhood as the alternately frightened and frightening Emily. Other cast members include Dylan Baker as the local sheriff, and Amy Irving, excellent in her few scenes as Emily's mother. [More]
Starring: Robert De Niro, Dakota Fanning, Famke Janssen, Dylan Baker
Starring: Robert De Niro, Dakota Fanning, Famke Janssen, Dylan Baker, Robert John Burke, Elisabeth Shue
Director: John Polson
Director: John Polson
Screenwriter: Barry Josephson
Producer: Barry Josephson, Ari Schlossberg
Composer: John Ottman
Studio: 20th Century Fox
Reviews for Hide and Seek
There was a point in the movie when suddenly everything clicked, and the Law of Economy of Characters began to apply. That is the law that says no actor is in a movie unless his character is necessary.
High class briefly gives way to high camp, which then itself dissipates to an anticlimactic thud.
It doesn't get stupid for a long time! That's the finest compliment these kind of movies can aspire to. This means you'll have a decent time.
Another of those real-estate horror movies that sticks it to urbanites who overspend on picturesque Victorian houses in towns where the locals resent them. For city folk in rambling country homes, something wicked this way comes.
Hide and Seek is a stellar example of the fact that the best acting in the universe cannot help a poor script - or poor direction.
It's become almost trite to criticize him for his recent string of dubious movies, but we'll do it anyway, because he's capable of so much better.
Once upon a time, horror pictures like this one played urban grind houses and starred the B-movie likes of Wings Hauser. The gloss of A-list casting and slicked-up production values doesn't necessarily serve them well.
Far be it from me to spoil the secret, but I will say this: The last reel should've been sent straight to the city dump.
If you were playing hide and seek and someone started counting from 1000, you would most likely tire of the game before they got to one - same thing with this movie.
As for DeNiro, I'd rather seem him do another commercial than watch him waste both his time and mine on material that Steven Seagal would reject.
Movies about the psychological abuse of a child can be powerful when the subject matter is handled in a serious, sensitive manner. But when it is employed as a plot device to enable a surprise revelation, it becomes offensive.
Extremely derivative, sure, but prior to its last half-hour, it's also sort of amusing as a genre "Where's Waldo?".
As expected, the most fun thing in the film is Dakota’s Mexican Staring Frog performance.
An absorbing, understated thriller until it totally self-destructs in the final reel with a twist we've seen too many times in recent years.
[An] easily forgotten entry in the oh!-bet-you- didn't-see-that- coming sweepstakes.
Is Dakota going mad? Does she really have a secret playmate who is wreaking havoc on everyone? Is the home possessed? And how many more minutes are left in this movie, anyway?
Latest News for Hide and Seek
April 22, 2008:
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Robert De Niro and Al Pacino might be among the greatest living American actors -- but have they forgotten why they started acting in the first place? More...
April 19, 2006:
Russell Crowe Has a "Tender" Side
Notorious tough guy Russell Crowe has climbed aboard an indie flick entitled "Tenderness," in which he'll work with a pair of teens and fellow Aussie John Polson, the... More...
November 23, 2005:
Thriller Director Tries a Little "Tenderness"
John Polson, the filmmaker who last directed the Robert De Niro / Dakota Fanning thriller "Hide and Seek," will soon step back behind the cameras, says Variety. Mr.... More...
June 16, 2005:
De Niro and Streep Sign Up for "First Man"
Variety indicates that Robert De Niro ("Hide and Seek") and Meryl Streep ("Adaptation") will co-star in Disney's "First Man." Screenwriter Diane... More...
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