When your movie is about a magical talking airplane, and yet the magical talking airplane is not the silliest thing about the movie, then you should not make any more movies.
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07/28/05
Stealth (2005)
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Reviews Counted:136
Fresh:18
Rotten:118
Average Rating:3.8/10
Consensus: Loud, preposterous, and predictable, Stealth borrows heavily and unsucessfully from Top Gun and 2001.
Runtime: 2 hrs 1 min
Genre: Action/Adventure
Synopsis: This high-action flight movie centers on a team of three sexy stealth bomber pilots who are forced to fly with EDI (Extreme Deep Invader), a computer-manned prototype plane that specializes in... [More]
Reviews for Stealth
Stealth is a dreadful, forgettable, abusive motion picture, and it makes the January stinker Alone in the Dark look Kubrickian in comparison.
07/28/05
Has Stealth shown up on your radar? Shoot it down before it steals 2 hours of your life.
07/28/05
Competent and entertaining, ridiculous and fun.
07/28/05
Almost apocalyptic in its stupidity
07/28/05
You'll groan, you'll wince, you'll gasp, but you won't be bored -- and if you stay through the end credits, you'll be rewarded with a perfectly ridiculous capper.
07/28/05
Its name is a likely indicator of its performance at the box office.
07/28/05
A flashy piece of artificial intelligence that travels at Mach-5 but goes nowhere.
07/28/05
A slick piece of summer entertainment that is counting on elaborate special effects to make its derivative, convoluted story line all but irrelevant.
07/28/05
Top CriticThe dialogue is often drowned out by engine noise.
07/28/05
Has the makings of a kitsch classic.
07/28/05
Top Critic...director Rob Cohen and screenwriter W.D. Richter go for the basics, using "Frankenstein's" lightening bolt to give life to "2001's" HAL with wings
07/28/05
Stealth should live up to its name by flying into and out of theaters without anyone knowing it was even there.
07/28/05
While Stealth repeatedly hits air pockets of plot nonsense, Cohen provides [fun] in abundance.
07/28/05
Stealth is a widescreen video game, except all the audience can do is watch instead of grabbing a joystick and playing along.
07/28/05
Stealth is squarely aimed at the game boy (and, because of Jessica Biel, game girl) demographic who will salivate over the Play Station version
07/28/05
The movie does deliver the video game goods but strands its characters in a no-man's-land of crude characterizations and silly dialogue.
07/28/05
Top CriticIt ain't brain surgery, but Stealth is one of the smartest stupid movies of the summer.
07/28/05
The movie is absolutely consistent -- it's just as wildly improbable at the end as in the beginning.
07/28/05
A movie about a robotic, super-intelligent warplane with a second act that consists of court-martials, generic rescue missions, and people sneaking around with crowbars.
07/28/05
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