An acting exercise (and not a very interesting one) disguised as a film.
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03/01/07
London (2006)
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Reviews Counted:36
Fresh:5
Rotten:31
Average Rating:3.3/10
Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins
Genre: Dramas
Synopsis: When Syd (Chris Evans) learns that his ex-girlfriend London (Jessica Biel) is leaving New York without telling him, he responds by impulsively crashing her going away party. Once there fear catches... [More]
Starring: Chris Evans, Jessica Biel, Jason Statham, Isla Fisher
Director: Hunter Richards
Reviews for London
A muscular ensemble piece with an accomplished cast wringing out their best in an emotionally strained screenplay."
02/02/06
The only thing more tedious than stoned people philosophizing about the existence of God is boys who can't bring themselves to say 'I love you.'
02/11/06
This is a story about people who have no one to blame but themselves. The same goes for the filmmakers.
02/10/06
I've seen more ferocious, and entertaining, spectacles at Raffi concerts.
02/11/06
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy spends hours in a bathroom snorting a mother lode of cocaine while annoying everyone within earshot with his tales of woe. Sounds like a great idea for a movie. Let's do it!
02/10/06
Richards mistakes boorishness for drama, and the seemingly tendentious desire to be off-putting succeeds all too well.
02/10/06
Top CriticHunter Richards' parade of sex, drugs and pretty young things is saved by the amazing cast of young talent assembled.
02/08/06
I have seen all of these actors on better days in better movies, and I may have a novena said for them.
02/09/06
Top CriticRichards recognizes and exploits Evans's beauty, self-reflexively using it as a red herring.
02/05/06
Perhaps the best compliment that can be paid to Hunter Richards’ directorial debut is that it nearly manages to make some of the most irritatingly shallow human beings on Earth seem tragic.
02/09/06
A fiasco.
02/09/06
For those who enjoy fashion-model-looking twentysomethings yelling at each other in bathrooms while doing too much cocaine, voila! Heaven is a place called London.
09/20/05
Top Critic...if you don’t mind watching people who are better looking than you coking up for 90 minutes...
03/24/06
Be very afraid.
04/22/08
A misfired attempt at provocation and the exploration of philosophical thought, London is little more than an immature display of male bonding on speed.
02/09/06
Top CriticIt's not so interesting to watch people on cocaine babble back and forth at each other.
02/15/06
...witless and pointless.
02/27/06
Let's hope this movie hasn't come out too early in the year to be remembered for a well-deserved Razzie.
02/10/06
While it shouldn't work, it does.
02/18/06
Latest News for London
August 31, 2006:
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This week at the movies, we've got hoopsters with big dreams ("Crossover," starring Anthony Mackie), scary goings-on on remote islands ("The Wicker Man,"... More...
February 23, 2006:
Jessica Biel Joins Nicolas Cage's "Next" Project
Jessica Biel will co-star with Nicolas Cage and Julianne Moore in the sci-fi thriller "Next," which, like just about every sci-fi flick these days, is based on a short... More...
February 08, 2006:
Trailer Bulletin: London
OK, so it's just a little "limited release" flick that none of us will most likely see before its DVD release, but "London" earns a Trailer Bulletin for two... More...
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