London (2006)
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Reviews Counted:36
Fresh:5
Rotten:31
Average Rating:3.3/10
Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins
Genre: Dramas
Synopsis: When Syd (Chris Evans) learns that his ex-girlfriend London (Jessica Biel) is leaving New York without telling him, he responds by impulsively crashing her going away party. Once there fear catches... [More]
Starring: Chris Evans, Jessica Biel, Jason Statham, Isla Fisher
Director: Hunter Richards
Reviews for London
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 2/4 |
...ultimately comes off as a well-intentioned failure that admittedly might hold some appeal for fans of the various actors... Full Review |
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Be very afraid. Full Review |
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An acting exercise (and not a very interesting one) disguised as a film. Full Review |
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 6/10 |
...if you don’t mind watching people who are better looking than you coking up for 90 minutes... Full Review |
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...witless and pointless. Full Review |
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3.5/5 |
London is a very simple character piece that is not for every taste. I recommend the film, but I fully expect some that see it based on my recommendation will curse my name come the end credits. Full Review |
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3/5 |
While it shouldn't work, it does. Full Review |
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1/5 |
Grating and wildly unpleasant from beginning to end, London is perhaps one of the least entertaining films that I can recall seeing. Full Review |
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C |
London's pretensions far outstrip its dorm-level contemplation of life's big issues. Full Review |
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You should avoid it like a bad case of whooping cough. Full Review |
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D+ |
It's not so interesting to watch people on cocaine babble back and forth at each other. Full Review |
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1.5/4 |
'You are so annoying!' our hero screams in the heroine's face, halfway through London. 'You are 10 times more annoying than me!' our heroine quickly answers. They're both right. Full Review |
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1/5 |
I've seen more ferocious, and entertaining, spectacles at Raffi concerts. Full Review |
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1.5/4 |
The only thing more tedious than stoned people philosophizing about the existence of God is boys who can't bring themselves to say 'I love you.' Full Review |
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The title refers to the name of one of a grouping of some of the most numbingly self-absorbed and obnoxious characters ever assembled in a single film. Full Review |
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2/4 |
[The] script is so free of genuine insight into his beautiful but childish characters that it's hard to work up any sympathy for their shallow, juvenile problems. Full Review |
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1/4 |
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy spends hours in a bathroom snorting a mother lode of cocaine while annoying everyone within earshot with his tales of woe. Sounds like a great idea for a movie. Let's do it! Full Review |
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0/4 |
Let's hope this movie hasn't come out too early in the year to be remembered for a well-deserved Razzie. Full Review |
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1/4 |
London has nothing to do with London. It has nothing to do with anything, except the same heavy-breathing preppy Walter Mitty fantasy that drove A Million Little Pieces. Full Review |
CommentLatest News for London
August 31, 2006:
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February 23, 2006:
Jessica Biel Joins Nicolas Cage's "Next" Project
Jessica Biel will co-star with Nicolas Cage and Julianne Moore in the sci-fi thriller "Next," which, like just about every sci-fi flick these days, is based on a short... More...
February 08, 2006:
Trailer Bulletin: London
OK, so it's just a little "limited release" flick that none of us will most likely see before its DVD release, but "London" earns a Trailer Bulletin for two... More...
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