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Hell Ride (2008)

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Reviews Counted:57

Fresh:6

Rotten:51

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

Synopsis: While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history.... While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history. Written and directed by Larry Bishop (son of Rat Packer Joey Bishop), who also stars, HELL RIDE is a tribute to the biker flicks of the late 1960s and early ‘70s. The movie follows Pistolero (Bishop) and his two captains, the Gent (Michael Madsen) and Comanche (Eric Balfour), as they booze and brawl their way across the Arizona desert, with the ultimate goal of exacting revenge on a rival gang that murdered one of their members. A healthy mix of throat slitting, coke-sniffing, and naked female oil wrestling makes HELL RIDE one of the more gratuitously sensational films of recent memory; yet if one is able to get past the almost laughably blatant tastelessness on which the movie is built, there is a fairly good time to be had. As the dapper Gent, Madsen proves once again that he could read from the phonebook and still sound like one bad dude, and tip-of-the-cap cameos from Dennis Hopper and David Carradine solidify the film's enjoyably retro/po-mo vibe. Every aspect of HELL RIDE, from the washed-out cinematography to the Link Wray-style spaghetti western surf soundtrack to the pulped-up dialogue, is hyper-stylized and blatantly self-conscious, and that is ultimately what saves the film. If there was even a trace of seriousness here the movie would be unwatchable--luckily, there isn't. Yes, it's completely offensive, and no it isn't going to win over any fans at N.O.W., but for every BRIDESHEAD REVISITED, you have to have a HELL RIDE or the whole lousy business will just crumble. [More]

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen

Director: Larry Bishop

Director: Larry Bishop
Screenwriter: Larry Bishop
Producer: Michael Steinberg, Shana Stein, Larry Bishop
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Studio: Warner Bros.

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A revenge and biker warfare bonanza that will appeal to the folks who loved masterpieces like "The Warriors" and "Switchblade Sisters"...

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | comment Comment
08/28/08
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

It's got more gunplay than your local post office, enough close-ups of the female posterior to make Sir Mix-a-Lot blush, and so many dirty words it'll likely be banned before you finish reading this sentence.

Full Review Source: MTV | comment Comment
05/19/08
Larry Carroll
Larry Carroll
MTV

If you legitimately commit to the concept, let your mind go and accept the world that is onscreen then you can't help but enjoy yourself.

Full Review Source: Film Threat | comment Comment
02/12/08
Mark Bell
Mark Bell
Film Threat

Maybe only once every six months am I in the mood for jokey sadism, but this struck me as the right picture for the right time.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | comment 1 Comment
08/11/08
Richard Roeper
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper

Bishop's film is an exercise in style and tone that certainly takes much from the genre that inspired it, but it certainly contributes nothing to legitimize its artistic integrity or extend its historical longevity.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | comment Comment
08/08/08
Todd Gilchrist
Todd Gilchrist
IGN Movies

The result is, predictably and enjoyably, old-fashioned macho mayhem with a post-modern twist. This movie knows it's ridiculous. Heck, it's proud to be ridiculous.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
08/08/08
Tom Long
Tom Long
Detroit News

Street cred can't save this pic, not even with Dennis Hopper and David Carradine cameos, and QT himself exec-producing and initiating the project.

Full Review Source: Village Voice | comment Comment
08/05/08
Aaron Hillis
Aaron Hillis
Village Voice

The main problem is Bishop's adamancy on playing the lead tough guy when he's got the face of a shoe salesman.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
08/08/08
Amy Nicholson
Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine

As cheesy as the American-International biker flicks of the 60s were, they had a raw vitality missing from this self-conscious tribute.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
08/08/08
Andrea Gronvall
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader

Bishop ... seems to have thrown his prolonged-adolescence wet dream up on the screen, and I don't mean that in an entirely negative way.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles CityBeat | comment Comment
08/08/08
Andy Klein
Andy Klein
Los Angeles CityBeat

Too-aptly named, Hell Ride packages so many hipster clichés that it never picks up speed and is no fun.

Full Review Source: New York Press | comment Comment
08/07/08
Armond White
Armond White
New York Press

The concept of paying homage to the biker genre is a great idea, but nothing happens in this movie. I never thought bikers could be this boring. It should have stayed a trailer.

Full Review Source: Sin Magazine | comment Comment
08/06/08
Austin Kennedy
Austin Kennedy
Sin Magazine

Hell Ride comes off as a Devil's Rejects reject.

Full Review Source: PopMatters | comment Comment
08/08/08
Bill Gibron
Bill Gibron
PopMatters

A self-adoring, offensively boring homage to biker movies of the '60s

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
08/07/08
Blake French
Blake French
Filmcritic.com

It's a biker film, a spaghetti Western, a soft-core porno, a slice of macho poetry. It's also not very good.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
08/08/08
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

One of the most incoherent, boring, useless films I have ever seen and I pray to God that you guys never subject yourself to it.

Full Review Source: Bloody Disgusting | comment Comment
07/29/08
Brad Miska
Brad Miska
Bloody Disgusting

I've never seen a film directed by a penis before. We came close with 1984's Hardbodies, but Hell Ride appears to have been fully helmed by Larry Bishop's male appendage.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | comment Comment
08/07/08
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

A repellent revenge fantasy about two elderly motorcycle gangs, Hell Ride is, indeed, a hellish ride.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
08/08/08
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

As the film's triple-threat writer/director/star, Bishop isn't noticeably talented.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
08/08/08
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune

Thesps (even toplining helmer, who's a strapping 60 years old) have nothing to work with, though one hopes they had fun riding about the desert.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
08/06/08
Dennis Harvey
Dennis Harvey
Variety
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