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Hell Ride (2008)

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Reviews Counted:57

Fresh:6

Rotten:51

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

Synopsis: While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history.... While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history. Written and directed by Larry Bishop (son of Rat Packer Joey Bishop), who also stars, HELL RIDE is a tribute to the biker flicks of the late 1960s and early ‘70s. The movie follows Pistolero (Bishop) and his two captains, the Gent (Michael Madsen) and Comanche (Eric Balfour), as they booze and brawl their way across the Arizona desert, with the ultimate goal of exacting revenge on a rival gang that murdered one of their members. A healthy mix of throat slitting, coke-sniffing, and naked female oil wrestling makes HELL RIDE one of the more gratuitously sensational films of recent memory; yet if one is able to get past the almost laughably blatant tastelessness on which the movie is built, there is a fairly good time to be had. As the dapper Gent, Madsen proves once again that he could read from the phonebook and still sound like one bad dude, and tip-of-the-cap cameos from Dennis Hopper and David Carradine solidify the film's enjoyably retro/po-mo vibe. Every aspect of HELL RIDE, from the washed-out cinematography to the Link Wray-style spaghetti western surf soundtrack to the pulped-up dialogue, is hyper-stylized and blatantly self-conscious, and that is ultimately what saves the film. If there was even a trace of seriousness here the movie would be unwatchable--luckily, there isn't. Yes, it's completely offensive, and no it isn't going to win over any fans at N.O.W., but for every BRIDESHEAD REVISITED, you have to have a HELL RIDE or the whole lousy business will just crumble. [More]

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen

Director: Larry Bishop

Director: Larry Bishop
Screenwriter: Larry Bishop
Producer: Michael Steinberg, Shana Stein, Larry Bishop
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Studio: Warner Bros.

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Where the biker films of the late '60s and early '70s offered edgy, amusingly cheesy thrills, this sputtering effort is as rusty as an unrestored Triumph Bonneville.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
08/08/08
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

As the film's triple-threat writer/director/star, Bishop isn't noticeably talented.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
08/08/08
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune

The film gets the scummy patina right, all phony-Leone dusty trails, but while everybody on screen looks to be enjoying themselves, it is no fun to watch.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
08/08/08
Mark Olsen
Mark Olsen
Los Angeles Times
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It's a biker film, a spaghetti Western, a soft-core porno, a slice of macho poetry. It's also not very good.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
08/08/08
Bob Strauss
Bob Strauss
Los Angeles Daily News

The result is, predictably and enjoyably, old-fashioned macho mayhem with a post-modern twist. This movie knows it's ridiculous. Heck, it's proud to be ridiculous.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
08/08/08
Tom Long
Tom Long
Detroit News

The whole thing feels like the sort of picture Tarantino would make if he weren't such an ingenious B-movie artist: a genre exercise that's more studious than entertaining.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
08/08/08
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

What's the point of paying a semi-burlesque tribute to genres whose lowdown charm rests on their unselfconscious energy and feckless disregard for convention and propriety?

Full Review Source: Baltimore Sun | comment Comment
08/08/08
Michael Sragow
Michael Sragow
Baltimore Sun

It's a fiasco, really, but who knows -- it might be a blast on mushrooms.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | comment Comment
08/08/08
Marc Savlov
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle

As cheesy as the American-International biker flicks of the 60s were, they had a raw vitality missing from this self-conscious tribute.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
08/08/08
Andrea Gronvall
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader

Leaves little time for plot but plenty of scenes of biker gangs tooling down desert roads, with close-ups of exhaust pipes, handlebars and black leather jackets.

Full Review Source: Milwaukee Journal Sentinel | comment Comment
08/08/08
Meg Jones
Meg Jones
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Hell Ride comes off as a Devil's Rejects reject.

Full Review Source: PopMatters | comment Comment
08/08/08
Bill Gibron
Bill Gibron
PopMatters

The sad fact is, Madsen riding a chopper is cooler than the sight of Hopper in a suede fringed jacket, proof that you can't go home again.

Full Review Source: Reeling Reviews | comment Comment
08/08/08
Laura Clifford
Laura Clifford
Reeling Reviews

The movie was executive produced by Quentin Tarantino. Shame on him. He intends it no doubt as another homage to grindhouse pictures, but I've seen a lot of them, and they were nowhere near this bad. Hell's Angels on Wheels, for example: pretty good.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
08/08/08
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Further proof that [Tarantino] may have a knack for turning trash into treasure as a director, but the films he champions are usually just trash.

Full Review Source: Metromix.com | comment Comment
08/08/08
Geoff Berkshire
Geoff Berkshire
Metromix.com

Bishop ... seems to have thrown his prolonged-adolescence wet dream up on the screen, and I don't mean that in an entirely negative way.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles CityBeat | comment Comment
08/08/08
Andy Klein
Andy Klein
Los Angeles CityBeat

Larry Bishop seemed like he watched one too many Tarantino films and tried to rip off every cool shot and musical number he ever did, without adding in any of his own style.

Full Review Source: WJFK-FM (CBS Radio) | comment Comment
08/07/08
Kevin McCarthy
Kevin McCarthy
WJFK-FM (CBS Radio)

It has the look of an ambitious made-for-DVD production inexplicably given a theatrical release.

Full Review Source: Seanax.com | comment Comment
08/07/08
Sean Axmaker
Sean Axmaker
Seanax.com

I've never seen a film directed by a penis before. We came close with 1984's Hardbodies, but Hell Ride appears to have been fully helmed by Larry Bishop's male appendage.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | comment Comment
08/07/08
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

A self-adoring, offensively boring homage to biker movies of the '60s

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
08/07/08
Blake French
Blake French
Filmcritic.com

Very little makes sense in Hell Ride.

Full Review Source: Film Journal International | comment Comment
08/07/08
Frank Lovece
Frank Lovece
Film Journal International
 
 
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